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2017-12-31 09:04:21 PM  
Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.
 
2017-12-31 09:13:37 PM  
Tick-Tock

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2017-12-31 09:16:03 PM  

naughtyrev: Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.


I thought FARK didn't want Cheeto to declare  war. Make up your addled minds.
 
2017-12-31 09:16:36 PM  
Oh, wow.

He's got seven microphones...each North Koreans journalist gets their own.

And he's wearing his Rick Perry glasses.

Good for him.

What color is that suit? Crest Classic Mint?

The brickwork is the the most interesting thing about that photo, and it's probably an art already lost to his people.
 
2017-12-31 09:17:19 PM  
Well, he is right. We likely won't bother declaring war to launch a preemptive nuclear strike.
 
2017-12-31 09:22:44 PM  

WTFDYW: naughtyrev: Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.

I thought FARK didn't want Cheeto to declare  war. Make up your addled minds.


If the State Department wasn't in shambles I would be far more confident about our ability to strike NK without causing a wider regional, or even global conflict.

Personally I think we should have initiated limited strikes against NK years ago, while leveraging China to convince NK that retaliating was a really bad idea.

Really, once we get rid of NK's ridiculous regime and stabilize the region, Asia is solid, and the ME and Africa are the only real conflict zones left, in the entire world, assuming South America doesn't destabilize too much further.
 
2017-12-31 09:53:52 PM  
Actually, we have two dynamite monkeys taunting each other.
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2017-12-31 11:22:09 PM  
Given what everyone suspects is the brutal truth of the size of their genitalia, this dick waving is downright comical.
 
2017-12-31 11:22:14 PM  

doyner: Actually, we have two dynamite monkeys taunting each other.
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That's definitely not Trump's hand doing the taunting.
 
2017-12-31 11:56:08 PM  
Here's the thing, what do they have to lose? They're all starving to death anyway.
 
2018-01-01 12:10:48 AM  
"The entire US territories are within our firing range and the nuclear missile button is right there on my desk"

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2018-01-01 12:33:29 AM  

Prey4reign: Given what everyone suspects is the brutal truth of the size of their genitalia, this dick waving is downright comical.


Kim has to be packing more sausage than The Dolan.
 
2018-01-01 12:50:07 AM  

WTFDYW: naughtyrev: Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.

I thought FARK didn't want Cheeto to declare  war. Make up your addled minds.


He wont. He'll get a police action that the GOP will love
 
2018-01-01 12:50:29 AM  
What a legendary Photoshop thread...
 
2018-01-01 12:53:05 AM  
It's official. Un is the sane one in that Duo...
 
2018-01-01 12:54:04 AM  
The Orange monkey won't do anything. Kim knows it.
 
2018-01-01 12:54:52 AM  

Sid_6.7: Oh, wow.

He's got seven microphones...each North Koreans journalist gets their own.

And he's wearing his Rick Perry glasses.

Good for him.

What color is that suit? Crest Classic Mint?

The brickwork is the the most interesting thing about that photo, and it's probably an art already lost to his people.


Carhardt has created a special "formal" line of canvas suits.
 
2018-01-01 12:54:58 AM  
Trump isn't going to do anything about this.  he's too busy golfing and trying to get mueller under control.  plus - trump is a gotdamn coward.  he'll back down from any real fight, even if he isn't personally on the line...because trump is a weak coward with no idea how to defend this nation.
 
2018-01-01 12:55:12 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: The Orange monkey won't do anything. Kim knows it.


yup.  agreed.
 
2018-01-01 12:56:42 AM  
why would we have to declare war, when we have still been at war with them?
 
2018-01-01 12:57:30 AM  
So? Our Russian POTUS has a button for Diet Coke! Beat that Kim.
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2018-01-01 12:59:17 AM  
We should ship Kim Jong-Un fruitcake, Bourbon, and Southern Comfort until his head explodes.

We need to prepare to help the DPRK get back on its feet after the regime's fall.  It's the next big job after Puerto Rico.
 
2018-01-01 01:03:02 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: The Orange monkey won't do anything. Kim knows it.


And he shouldn't. I mean not militarily. North Korea has been making outrageous threats forever.

There is no gain in a war with North Korea. I know that childish people think we have to defend our "honor", but North Korea should be isolated and presented incentives to join the community of world diplomacy and commerce.
 
2018-01-01 01:06:03 AM  

sardonicobserver: We should ship Kim Jong-Un fruitcake, Bourbon, and Southern Comfort until his head explodes.

We need to prepare to help the DPRK get back on its feet after the regime's fall.  It's the next big job after Puerto Rico Mar-a-Lago.


/FTFY
 
2018-01-01 01:06:28 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: The Orange monkey won't do anything. Kim knows it.


jaytkay: Peter von Nostrand: The Orange monkey won't do anything. Kim knows it.

And he shouldn't. I mean not militarily. North Korea has been making outrageous threats forever.

There is no gain in a war with North Korea. I know that childish people think we have to defend our "honor", but North Korea should be isolated and presented incentives to join the community of world diplomacy and commerce.


That, and Trump is a chump.  The only act he's putting on is one that his voter base will buy.  Everybody else is either laughing or facepalming.
 
2018-01-01 01:07:18 AM  
if he'd have got himself in shape first all this war talk could have given him a decent boner
 
2018-01-01 01:07:57 AM  

doglover: Prey4reign: Given what everyone suspects is the brutal truth of the size of their genitalia, this dick waving is downright comical.

Kim has to be packing more sausage than The Dolan Dotard.


/ditto
 
2018-01-01 01:09:43 AM  

whatisaidwas: sardonicobserver: We should ship Kim Jong-Un fruitcake, Bourbon, and Southern Comfort until his head explodes.

We need to prepare to help the DPRK get back on its feet after the regime's fall.  It's the next big job after Puerto Rico Mar-a-Lago.

/FTFY


different kind of job...
 
2018-01-01 01:15:09 AM  
Mr Kim said it was imperative to lower military tensions on the Korean peninsula and improve ties with the South, adding the path to dialogue was open.

Oh fark, he wants to lower military tensions and improve ties with the South, and is willing to engage in dialogue. We better murder the shiat out of them pre-emptively!
 
2018-01-01 01:20:37 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Tick-Tock

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2018-01-01 01:23:50 AM  
Let's bomb North Korea with recreational marijuana and watch its people revolt because once they get addicted to marijuana, the more westernized they'll want to be!
 
2018-01-01 01:25:51 AM  
You know what Trump could do to be a hero?

Trump could say, "I will meet with Kim Jong-un. I will not pull any punches about his domestic oppression, but I will meet with him and discuss how North Korea can normalize diplomacy and trade with the rest of the world."

And Trump and Kim Jong-un could shake hands and tell everyone nobody's getting nuked and we can work out our problems in an adult manner.
 
2018-01-01 01:34:48 AM  

jaytkay: You know what Trump could do to be a hero?

Trump could say, "I will meet with Kim Jong-un. I will not pull any punches about his domestic oppression, but I will meet with him and discuss how North Korea can normalize diplomacy and trade with the rest of the world."

And Trump and Kim Jong-un could shake hands and tell everyone nobody's getting nuked and we can work out our problems in an adult manner.


How about Trump becoming an-Hero?
 
2018-01-01 01:35:23 AM  

jaytkay: You know what Trump could do to be a hero?


No dude. Kim has killed members of his own family.

Trump needs to off Jared to show he means business.
 
2018-01-01 01:37:57 AM  

GreenSun: Let's bomb North Korea with recreational marijuana and watch its people revolt because once they get addicted to marijuana, the more westernized they'll want to be!


Starving people already have the "munchies" and more than a percent of their population has already defected.   The people aren't the problem or the solution, the regime is holding a hand grenade and they threw the pin away decades ago.
 
2018-01-01 01:38:11 AM  
So, once again, they're confirming that their nukes are a deterrent. Enough with the fearmongering from our side already, we've known this was coming for quite some time now. It's not possible to keep 70+ year old tech away from a determined country.
 
2018-01-01 01:39:16 AM  

moothemagiccow: jaytkay: You know what Trump could do to be a hero?

No dude. Kim has killed members of his own family.

Trump needs to off Jared to show he means business.


I'm OK with this, too.
 
2018-01-01 01:39:39 AM  
Ok, world.  Give me a few things and I'll solve this.

The ISS with both Trump and Kim aboard and a Korean translator.  Show it live on TV.

I promise that I won't even be remotely diplomatic with either guy.

If I can't get a deal out of those two clowns, I'll crash the ISS into the sea.  Live on TV.

Deal?
 
2018-01-01 01:40:10 AM  
They're going to launch it into attacking the sea.  It's fight the sea.  We have nothing to worry about because they keep fighting the sea.  Why is this even news when it has been a few days since last sea attack.  Har har har, best korea.  Why even listen to them?
 
2018-01-01 01:42:05 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Ok, world.  Give me a few things and I'll solve this.

The ISS with both Trump and Kim aboard and a Korean translator.  Show it live on TV.

I promise that I won't even be remotely diplomatic with either guy.

If I can't get a deal out of those two clowns, I'll crash the ISS into the sea.  Live on TV.

Deal?


If space isn't an option, maybe we can just give Kim and Trump to ISIS instead. We can still televise it.
 
2018-01-01 01:45:07 AM  

naughtyrev: Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.


I doubt our current president knows that either.
 
2018-01-01 01:48:07 AM  

Sid_6.7: Oh, wow.

He's got seven microphones...each North Koreans journalist gets their own.

And he's wearing his Rick Perry glasses.

Good for him.

What color is that suit? Crest Classic Mint?

The brickwork is the the most interesting thing about that photo, and it's probably an art already lost to his people.


Two of them work (and one's a backup). The others are made of chickenwire and batshiat.
 
2018-01-01 01:50:06 AM  

BigNumber12: So, once again, they're confirming that their nukes are a deterrent. Enough with the fearmongering from our side already, we've known this was coming for quite some time now. It's not possible to keep 70+ year old tech away from a determined country.


Nuclear technology is older than color television. Can we really expect nations to not seek it out? I just dont understand why "stopping a country from getting nukes" is even on the list of things to try.
 
2018-01-01 01:50:17 AM  

naughtyrev: Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.


Boom. Done in one! Thread over.
 
2018-01-01 01:52:34 AM  
The only person Trump has the balls to fight is Rosie ODonnell and that only on Twitter. And considering how silent that war has been since Trump declared his candidacy I wonder if that too wasn't scripted.
 
2018-01-01 01:52:49 AM  

BigNumber12: So, once again, they're confirming that their nukes are a deterrent. Enough with the fearmongering from our side already, we've known this was coming for quite some time now. It's not possible to keep 70+ year old tech away from a determined country.


Their nukes don't represent a new deterrent, their conventional weapons and the threat of war with China are still what's keeping us at bay.  Hell, if anything their nuclear arsenal is making it more likely for us to go first strike on their asses.

They're far from a MAD scenario with us, a single Boomer could turn the whole country into a wasteland before they could react to it... and nobody knows exactly where those are, but you just know we've got at least one near the Yellow Sea.
 
2018-01-01 02:00:36 AM  

Weatherkiss: Mr Kim said it was imperative to lower military tensions on the Korean peninsula and improve ties with the South, adding the path to dialogue was open.

Oh fark, he wants to lower military tensions and improve ties with the South, and is willing to engage in dialogue. We better murder the shiat out of them pre-emptively!


Perceived problem from the US side is that it is indeed true that with functional nukes the asymmetry is removed. You deal with them as equals of a sort because you can no longer threaten to just bomb the shiat out of them. Nukes for any country are primarily a deterrent or power lever, everyone knows this while pretending not to. No country on earth is looking to nuke anyone. To be invulnerable to meaningful attack is what countries want.
 
2018-01-01 02:01:22 AM  

WTFDYW: naughtyrev: Well, at least we'll all go out drunk. Plus, apparently Kim doesn't know that we don't declare war on people anymore.

I thought FARK didn't want Cheeto to declare  war. Make up your addled minds.


WHERE ALL MY NIHILISTS AT?
ANY NIHILISTS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
YO YO YO, LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOOOOISE!!!

I'm a proud nihilist. We're all going to die, most of us painfully, many of us tragically.
Suffering is sad, pain is sad, I don't really wish them on anyone but they're going to hapoen no matter whether I wish it or not. Death is inevitable.
 I just don't give a shiat who bombs who anymore, or if any of them land on me. I've learned that the effect of me giving a shiat is exactly the same as that of me not giving a shiat, which is none. So I don't.

Eat drink and be merry,for tomorrow, we die... Or maybe the next day. Or the day after that. But eventually.

And also, NK doesnt have the resources to inflict any damage on us. What do I care if my government wants to be the aggressor in yet another one-sided war? That's just business as usual.
 
2018-01-01 02:02:09 AM  

Weaver95: Trump isn't going to do anything about this.  he's too busy golfing and trying to get mueller under control.  plus - trump is a gotdamn coward.  he'll back down from any real fight, even if he isn't personally on the line...because trump is a weak coward with no idea how to defend this nation.


Obama went on vacation all the time. Besides, the whole mantra here has been for Trump NOT to do anything and you're here complaining about it.
 
2018-01-01 02:02:16 AM  

electricjebus: BigNumber12: So, once again, they're confirming that their nukes are a deterrent. Enough with the fearmongering from our side already, we've known this was coming for quite some time now. It's not possible to keep 70+ year old tech away from a determined country.

Their nukes don't represent a new deterrent, their conventional weapons and the threat of war with China are still what's keeping us at bay.  Hell, if anything their nuclear arsenal is making it more likely for us to go first strike on their asses.

They're far from a MAD scenario with us, a single Boomer could turn the whole country into a wasteland before they could react to it... and nobody knows exactly where those are, but you just know we've got at least one near the Yellow Sea.


Too big a risk. Imagine if a US president tried that preemptive strike and they DID get a nuke off and wiped out Tokyo, or LA, or any city anywhere. You just started a nuclear war and killed millions.
 
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