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(Daily Mail)   Penelope Cruz looks exactly like Donatella Versace   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-31 07:50:58 PM  
Christ that is a major insult to Penelope.
 
2017-12-31 07:54:45 PM  
No. A white dress and a blonde wig do not make Cruz look like Versace.
 
2017-12-31 07:55:07 PM  
No she doesn't.  Not even if she got smacked up with a two-by-four.
 
2017-12-31 07:55:41 PM  

PainInTheASP: No she doesn't.  Not even if she got smacked up with a two-by-four.


Christ, almighty, THIS.
 
2017-12-31 07:58:51 PM  

naughtyrev: Christ that is a major insult to Penelope.


On the left, Penelop Cruz. On the right, a middle-aged Italian judge in a gold gown.
 
2017-12-31 08:01:33 PM  
Now there is a case for Versace looking like a sun-dried honky tonk prostitute.

Or Kellyanne Conway in drag! Bazinga!
 
2017-12-31 08:03:56 PM  
Well, this thread is dead. Everybody is in complete agreement.

Bring on the trolls! I won't be here to see them, but I might peek back in later.
 
2017-12-31 08:04:22 PM  
Not even close.

I have a feral cat that I feed every night that looks more like Donatella Versace.
 
2017-12-31 08:14:28 PM  
She looks neither drunk enough or leathery enough
 
2017-12-31 11:53:34 PM  
That is a very nice picture of Versace, in the article. That must have been 8 plastic surgeries ago. She is ugly, in the picture, but still human-looking. Now she looks like the singer in that Muppet band.
 
2018-01-01 12:46:04 AM  
Ummmmmm no.
 
2018-01-01 01:13:56 AM  
hair's not the same
 
2018-01-01 01:14:56 AM  
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2018-01-01 01:16:08 AM  
They don't really look that much alike.  Penelope is beautiful, and Donatella has the big over sized plump lips that teenage boys claim to like, if they write crappy erotic literature on literotica, but that actually look terrible in real life.  Teenage boys who write stories for literatitca like them, because their sexual inexperience makes them think such lips are better for blow jobs.
 
2018-01-01 01:16:58 AM  
Thanks for the heart attack, Subby.
 
2018-01-01 01:22:19 AM  

PainInTheASP: No she doesn't.  Not even if she got smacked up with a two-by-four.


I think that's what they mean by "strikingly".
 
2018-01-01 01:27:33 AM  
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2018-01-01 01:40:08 AM  
*clicks link*

HAHAHA no.
 
2018-01-01 01:40:12 AM  

Biscuit Tin: That is a very nice picture of Versace, in the article. That must have been 8 plastic surgeries ago. She is ugly, in the picture, but still human-looking. Now she looks like the singer in that Muppet band.


JANICE!

fark you're right!
 
2018-01-01 01:44:48 AM  
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2018-01-01 02:11:44 AM  
Obviously twins

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2018-01-01 02:18:36 AM  
"Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


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Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.
 
2018-01-01 02:29:51 AM  

CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


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Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.


AAAAHHHH... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?
Someone post some eye bleach quick!
 
2018-01-01 02:45:57 AM  

moothemagiccow: [i.pinimg.com image 400x400][View Full Size image _x_]


Yikes. I guess I've never seen Donatella Versace before, but she looks more like Iggy Pop than anybody else.
 
2018-01-01 02:51:28 AM  
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Looks like someone could not resist opening the Ark of the Covenant again.
 
2018-01-01 03:21:43 AM  
Just give Penelope a few more years.
I once watched a film of hers and she had no breasts. Years after, I watched a new film of hers, and boom!!! A handful of itties!
 
2018-01-01 05:59:13 AM  

moothemagiccow: [i.pinimg.com image 400x400]


Don't insult Janice this way
 
2018-01-01 07:52:04 AM  
They misspelled KellyAnne Conway.
 
2018-01-01 07:52:18 AM  

srb68: CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


[img.fark.net image 306x684]

Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.

AAAAHHHH... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?
Someone post some eye bleach quick!


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-01 08:14:08 AM  

CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


[img.fark.net image 306x684]

Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.


By what species' standards are we using here to define "glamour?"
 
2018-01-01 08:31:55 AM  
Penelope might look like Versace if she spent a month dead.

Maybe.
 
2018-01-01 08:42:45 AM  
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2018-01-01 09:01:34 AM  

eyeq360: CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


[img.fark.net image 306x684]

Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.

By what species' standards are we using here to define "glamour?"


British
 
2018-01-01 09:38:00 AM  
Pretty much "This!" to everyone above.

All I can do is sit here and shake my head. WTF were they even thinking?
 
2018-01-01 09:43:20 AM  

winedrinkingman: They don't really look that much alike.  Penelope is beautiful, and Donatella has the big over sized plump lips that teenage boys claim to like, if they write crappy erotic literature on literotica, but that actually look terrible in real life.  Teenage boys who write stories for literatitca like them, because their sexual inexperience makes them think such lips are better for blow jobs.


Not everyone has had a life changing gumjob
 
2018-01-01 09:48:03 AM  

eyeq360: CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


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Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.

By what species' standards are we using here to define "glamour?"


Fairies often look like Skeksis
 
2018-01-01 09:52:48 AM  
In other news, there is a Daily Mail columnist who REALLY wants an invite to a Versace show in London next month, and is more than willing to do or say ANYTHING to make that dream come true...
 
2018-01-01 10:01:17 AM  

Fano: eyeq360: CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


[img.fark.net image 306x684]

Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.

By what species' standards are we using here to define "glamour?"

Fairies often look like Skeksis


More like Aughra's skinnier cousin.
 
2018-01-01 10:08:31 AM  

Fano: eyeq360: CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


[img.fark.net image 306x684]

Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.

By what species' standards are we using here to define "glamour?"

Fairies often look like Skeksis


In fairness to Donatella, she has more of a passing resemblance to the Mystics...

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2018-01-01 10:34:47 AM  
They get her a Leatherface mask or something?
 
2018-01-01 12:56:26 PM  
No.
NOOOO.
 
2018-01-01 03:01:04 PM  

PainInTheASP: No she doesn't.  Not even if she got smacked up with a two-by-four.


And it killed her and her corpse dried out in a dessicator/tanning bed unit for a month and was then skinned and put over a Boston Dynamics robot dog body.
 
amb
2018-01-01 04:45:40 PM  
I don't think there are enough cigarettes and tanning beds in the world to get Penelope to look like Donatella.
 
2018-01-01 04:49:38 PM  
Last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it.
 
2018-01-01 05:21:25 PM  
I look exactly like Joel McCrea.
 
2018-01-01 06:36:16 PM  

yakmans_dad: I look exactly like Joel McCrea.


Now, or earlier? Considering he's in his 80s ;)
 
2018-01-01 07:48:00 PM  

lindalouwho: yakmans_dad: I look exactly like Joel McCrea.

Now, or earlier? Considering he's in his 80s ;)


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Actually, he's around 112.
 
2018-01-02 11:31:34 AM  

dr_blasto: No. A white dress and a blonde wig do not make Cruz look like Versace.


They need someone with a lot of bad plastic surgery. Might I suggest this could be a comeback vehicle for Lindsay Lohan?
 
2018-01-02 12:12:13 PM  

CalebWilliamson: "Donatella Versace, 62, is famed for her glamour"


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Go home Daily Fail you're drunk.


Ignoring her face for the moment (or forever), for 62, her body looks like it's in pretty good shape, by Hollywood standards. Smooth pale skin, no fat in unacceptable areas. some kind of breasts. I mean... I don't want to depress anyone, but there's probably quite a lot of women who'd like to have a body like that, especially as they age and/or swell and/or sag. Not talking about Farkettes of course, who are all utterly bangin' and also geniuses. Anyhow, it's her poor face about which I can't find anything polite to say. It's not even plain. It's a combination of "oh you poor thing" and "perhaps if you tried to use a little makeup to downplay the... [gesturing to entire face] everything..." And the hell of it is that she IS using makeup. So, I guess she's owning it? o.O
 
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