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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Cleveland "Perfect Season" parade set for January 6th. Erieside Ave, 3rd St, Alfred Lerner Way, then drown your sorrows in Lake Erie   ( cleveland.com) divider line
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2017-12-31 06:35:17 PM  
Congratulations to Grand Marshall Corey Coleman!

/Sorry, man, can't help piling on.
 
2017-12-31 07:34:47 PM  

felching pen: Congratulations to Grand Marshall Corey Coleman!

/Sorry, man, can't help piling on.


That's okay, neither can any opposing teams.
 
2017-12-31 07:45:16 PM  
They should invite all of the previous starting quarterbacks to town to march in the parade.
 
2017-12-31 08:01:33 PM  

NeoCortex42: They should invite all of the previous starting quarterbacks to town to march in the parade.


The parade route isn't long enough.  But they could still hold hands in a circle around the stadium.
 
2017-12-31 08:16:58 PM  

null: NeoCortex42: They should invite all of the previous starting quarterbacks to town to march in the parade.

The parade route isn't long enough.  But they could still hold hands in a circle around the stadium.


Okay, that wins.
 
2017-12-31 08:20:10 PM  

FriarReb98: null: NeoCortex42: They should invite all of the previous starting quarterbacks to town to march in the parade.

The parade route isn't long enough.  But they could still hold hands in a circle around the stadium.

Okay, that wins.


Unlike the Browns.
 
2017-12-31 08:23:04 PM  
Seeeesh... I want to put up 1-31 type results at my job and keep it as well.
 
2017-12-31 08:27:25 PM  

downstairs: Seeeesh... I want to put up 1-31 type results at my job and keep it as well.


Convince the owner that despite the turnovers committed under you, turning over your position will be bad for the company, and that the analysts' numbers are going to get results soon.
 
2017-12-31 08:31:08 PM  

downstairs: Seeeesh... I want to put up 1-31 type results at my job and keep it as well.


The board of directors would've cleaned out ownership. Hell, the shareholders probably would have gutted the board, to boot. Problem is Cleveland fans are so scared of the team moving, they'll never get a real boycott going to force out ownership.
 
2017-12-31 08:34:11 PM  

downstairs: Seeeesh... I want to put up 1-31 type results at my job and keep it as well.


You assume that winning games is the desired result.  Asses in seats is the desired result, and merch flying off shelves.  Browns fans DGAF about winning or losing.  Hell, if they did, they wouldn't be Browns fans now would they?
 
2017-12-31 08:36:41 PM  
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Center, just next to Ted Danson's right foot (your left).
 
2017-12-31 08:39:12 PM  
Saw this posted recently.  Today proved it correct beyond a shadow of a doubt.

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2017-12-31 08:43:50 PM  

Trocadero: downstairs: Seeeesh... I want to put up 1-31 type results at my job and keep it as well.

The board of directors would've cleaned out ownership. Hell, the shareholders probably would have gutted the board, to boot. Problem is Cleveland fans are so scared of the team moving, they'll never get a real boycott going to force out ownership.


The problem starts at the top, with Roger Goodell and the owners standing up for the suckfest that's been going on in the NFL, what with the stupid rule changes and "what is a catch?" and musical chairs for teams.
 
2017-12-31 08:45:13 PM  
Wait, I thought Kevin Costner's wily trades made the Browns a good team?  That was a documentary right?
 
2017-12-31 08:46:37 PM  

Trocadero: [media1.fdncms.com image 800x448][View Full Size image _x_]
Center, just next to Ted Danson's right foot (your left).


Above and to the right of his head.
 
2017-12-31 08:59:03 PM  
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
 
2017-12-31 09:05:14 PM  
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2017-12-31 09:05:40 PM  

null: NeoCortex42: They should invite all of the previous starting quarterbacks to town to march in the parade.

The parade route isn't long enough.  But they could still hold hands in a circle around the stadium.


Wow...

*slowclap*
 
2017-12-31 09:22:09 PM  

fatalvenom: null: NeoCortex42: They should invite all of the previous starting quarterbacks to town to march in the parade.

The parade route isn't long enough.  But they could still hold hands in a circle around the stadium.

Wow...

*slowclap*


Let Seahawks fans ship them the lifeless uniform of Blair Walsh for use in the ceremony.
 
2017-12-31 09:31:45 PM  

Trocadero: [media1.fdncms.com image 800x448]
Center, just next to Ted Danson's right foot (your left).


Lifetime of personal misery and torment, only to be exactly cancelled it by one time not realizing you're being a douche (see other side).
 
2017-12-31 09:45:29 PM  
Here's what you need to know to attend the 'Perfect Season' parade
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2017-12-31 10:04:44 PM  
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2017-12-31 10:31:35 PM  

null: Trocadero: [media1.fdncms.com image 800x448][View Full Size image _x_]
Center, just next to Ted Danson's right foot (your left).

Above and to the right of his head.


Also where the ball ends up when Corey Coleman tries to catch it.
 
2017-12-31 10:49:58 PM  

downstairs: Seeeesh... I want to put up 1-31 type results at my job and keep it as well.


Here's a good place to start.

https://www.usajobs.gov/
 
2017-12-31 10:54:06 PM  
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2017-12-31 10:56:31 PM  
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2017-12-31 11:24:20 PM  

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I want that shirt and I'm not even a die-hard Browns fan.

/I startled both cats out of a sound sleep laughing at it
 
2017-12-31 11:37:29 PM  

aevorea: null: [img.fark.net image 850x931]
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I want that shirt and I'm not even a die-hard Browns fan.

/I startled both cats out of a sound sleep laughing at it


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2018-01-01 06:22:11 AM  

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Farkin' Broncos.  I swear they moved the goalposts.
 
2018-01-01 01:26:47 PM  

null: aevorea: null: [img.fark.net image 850x931]
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I want that shirt and I'm not even a die-hard Browns fan.

/I startled both cats out of a sound sleep laughing at it

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I like how Johnny Football's name is crossed out twice.
 
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