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2017-12-30 11:55:17 PM  
The Patriots don't actually need to win because it doesn't matter where the game is if they play Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship...it's not like when the Broncos were good. Their only other nemesis in the playoffs would be the Ravens and I'm not even sure being at home would help them against Baltimore.

The Vikings can rest their players and the Bears are trying to build something. Possible upset.

The Steelers are resting people and the Browns are exactly the team to ruin their fans plans at an 0-16 parade. Possible upset.

The rest is mostly chalk.
 
2017-12-30 11:59:31 PM  
Also, I don't know if there was ever an SNF game scheduled for tonight, so that's not a shocker. Although it would be nice if there was one game that would decide something regardless of how every other game played out during the day.

I really don't know why being at an NFL game that ended near midnight would be a bad thing for ticket holders. Just keep the stadium open, fire off some pretty explosives at midnight and have a party. Probably better if the home team wins. Or the game would be on the west coast and they'd have three hours to get to their NYE party.
 
2017-12-31 12:26:16 AM  
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GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING FARK DOT COM!!! XD



Well, it's been an... interesting... 17 weeks, but the fun has come to an end; the final day of the 2017 NFL Regular Season is here. Let's get drunk and say goodbye to most of our teams, and see if the Browns can do the "impossible". This is your Regular Season Finale of Captain Steroid's...

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My picks for today are as follows:

- [REDACTED] swat the Gnats!

- Patriots roll over the Jets!

- Vikings slay Da' Bears!

- PACKERRRRRS!!!

- Other Ponies buck what's left of the Texans!

- Move over, Detroit! The Browns get a "perfect" season in Pittsburgh!

- That Desperado Nick Foles leads the Eagles to victory over the Cowboys!

- 49ers strike gold one last time this year in Los Angeles!

- Raiders shock the Chargers!

- PONIES!!! :D

- Jaguars tear apart the Titans! The Bunny will be pleased...

- Breesus delivers an NFC South title to N'Awlins with a win over the Bucs!

- Dolphins drown the Bills!

- Panthers eliminate the Falcons in Atlanta!

- Bengals get swept out the door! Quoth the Ravens, "Never More!"
 
2017-12-31 01:25:18 AM  
The outcome of the Cowboys-Eagles game matters not in terms of home advantage.  But, Coach Dougie would do well to make sure Nick Foles gets all the reps he can against the Cowboys or home field advantage might dissolve the first week they host a playoff game.
 
2017-12-31 01:45:19 AM  

Captain Steroid: This is your Regular Season Finale of Captain Steroid's...


Last week somebody asked what your record was. I'm thinking I might find some time tomorrow night after my bitties fall asleep to go back and just get your record for this season.
 
2017-12-31 02:41:59 AM  
Good night to that one person that checked this before bed.

To the rest of you, GOOD MORNING!

I love that we have a full slate of games, then new year's rockin pop AW safest rap guy eve.
 
2017-12-31 06:49:40 AM  
I wish I could tell you I was typing this on the turnpike heading to Philly, but I decided this was the ideal week to sell my season ticket seats to the woman at work who wanted them to surprise her husband.
Yes, I'm that generous. I sold her the meaningless game with the 10-degree wind chill to watch Nate Sudfeld hand off to Wendell Smallwood.
 
2017-12-31 08:27:31 AM  
It's going to be damned cold in Foxboro today.  A game against a warm weather team would be preferable.
 
2017-12-31 10:17:22 AM  
I'll be back for the Fins-Bills game this afternoon.  Part of me wants a home field win for the sad fish to close out this season, but another part would like to see the Bills go to the playoffs.

And then probably die.
 
2017-12-31 10:26:04 AM  

Captain Steroid: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING FARK DOT COM!!! XD

Well, it's been an... interesting... 17 weeks, but the fun has come to an end; the final day of the 2017 NFL Regular Season is here. Let's get drunk and say goodbye to most of our teams, and see if the Browns can do the "impossible". This is your Regular Season Finale of Captain Steroid's...


You're one game short (Cards @ 12s).

Also, I just saw this on Twitter:

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The dark text in the AFC that you can't read is BUF
 
2017-12-31 10:35:00 AM  
Kenny Loggins & Michael McDonald-This is it.
Youtube WflkuBweSYo
 
2017-12-31 11:34:08 AM  
My ex-wife (Eagles fan) and her husband (Cowboys fan) are going to be at the Linc for the Eagles-Cowboys game. Is it petty to be hoping for a tie so that they both leave unsatisfied? (For context, it was an amicable split and I'm mostly friendly with both of them)

Also, I hope my beloved Racistnames can beat the Giants and disprove my 7-9 prediction. Maybe not losing will encourage them to figure out a Cousins deal.
 
2017-12-31 11:36:26 AM  

jaylectricity: The Patriots don't actually need to win because it doesn't matter where the game is if they play Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship...it's not like when the Broncos were good. Their only other nemesis in the playoffs would be the Ravens and I'm not even sure being at home would help them against Baltimore.

The Vikings can rest their players and the Bears are trying to build something. Possible upset.

The Steelers are resting people and the Browns are exactly the team to ruin their fans plans at an 0-16 parade. Possible upset.

The rest is mostly chalk.


You really need to stop smarting your own posts.

Anyway, I'm on the Gateway Clipper Princess, about ready to cross to the stadium. Should be an easy game, but Landry Farking Jones. 'Nuff said.

Pittsburgh by a touchdown.
 
2017-12-31 11:45:16 AM  
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2017-12-31 11:47:32 AM  
If I wake up tomorrow and John Fox is still the coach of the Bears, I'm gonna go to the first baby I see and kick it right in it's baby nuts.

My only interest in this game is that Kendall Wright needs 6 catches to get a $375K bonus. If Dowell screws him I hope we get to see Wright punch that Patton Oswalt looking mother farker right in hi stupid face on the sideline.
 
2017-12-31 11:53:08 AM  

LucklessWonder: My ex-wife (Eagles fan) and her husband (Cowboys fan) are going to be at the Linc for the Eagles-Cowboys game. Is it petty to be hoping for a tie so that they both leave unsatisfied? (For context, it was an amicable split and I'm mostly friendly with both of them)


Not to worry, nothing about that game will be satisfying unless it involves an electric blanket and a hand job.
 
2017-12-31 12:09:04 PM  
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2017-12-31 12:09:05 PM  

abhorrent1: If I wake up tomorrow and John Fox is still the coach of the Bears, I'm gonna go to the first baby I see and kick it right in it's baby nuts.



Hopefully you don't have bad luck and the first baby you see is female.

/not condoning kicking of babies.
 
2017-12-31 12:10:00 PM  
Geaux Saints!

Driving to Dallas today to hang out with some peeps for NYE.  Dunno if I'll be watching football, maybe the late games before getting ready.

Have a great NYE everyone.  Except the Bucs.
 
2017-12-31 12:11:27 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: jaylectricity: The Patriots don't actually need to win because it doesn't matter where the game is if they play Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship...it's not like when the Broncos were good. Their only other nemesis in the playoffs would be the Ravens and I'm not even sure being at home would help them against Baltimore.

The Vikings can rest their players and the Bears are trying to build something. Possible upset.

The Steelers are resting people and the Browns are exactly the team to ruin their fans plans at an 0-16 parade. Possible upset.

The rest is mostly chalk.

You really need to stop smarting your own posts.

Anyway, I'm on the Gateway Clipper Princess, about ready to cross to the stadium. Should be an easy game, but Landry Farking Jones. 'Nuff said.

Pittsburgh by a touchdown.


Have fun!

Go Steelers!!
 
2017-12-31 12:12:06 PM  
SKOL. HORN. Come on Vikes, take care of business and get the first round bye and a home field game. That's going to be huge in the NFC this post season.
 
2017-12-31 12:12:35 PM  
I think I may have a problem... I'd rather see the CLE/PIT massacre than the Clots have a half they play decent, then a half where they think they're playing lacrosse or something.
 
2017-12-31 12:14:11 PM  

jaylectricity: Also, I don't know if there was ever an SNF game scheduled for tonight, so that's not a shocker. Although it would be nice if there was one game that would decide something regardless of how every other game played out during the day.

I really don't know why being at an NFL game that ended near midnight would be a bad thing for ticket holders. Just keep the stadium open, fire off some pretty explosives at midnight and have a party. Probably better if the home team wins. Or the game would be on the west coast and they'd have three hours to get to their NYE party.


A game ending near midnight would be a clusterfark of traffic with downtown festivities so close to stadiums.
Besides, it'd be a ratings failure on New Years Eve. Never happen.
 
2017-12-31 12:14:46 PM  
I think they intimated that Foles is only playing the first quarter or so before Nate Sudfeld comes in to spare them any further QB injuries, should any of you still have Foles in a week 17 fantasy line-up.
 
2017-12-31 12:15:05 PM  

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2017-12-31 12:17:44 PM  
Cold and getting icy in Dallas.  Got a house full of dogs, making chili and some ribeyes later. Final day of 6 straight weeks of oncall.  It's al good in the Bedford Dojo.
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2017-12-31 12:17:52 PM  
I'm going to be so drunk today.

/Good morning football Farkers
//Go Cleveland
 
2017-12-31 12:20:35 PM  
Need a Bills win, a Ravens loss or Chargers and Titans losses.

Bills get that, we get the post-season for the first time since I was a) still in China and b) a sophomore in high school.
 
2017-12-31 12:20:49 PM  

desertgeek: Captain Steroid: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING FARK DOT COM!!! XD

Well, it's been an... interesting... 17 weeks, but the fun has come to an end; the final day of the 2017 NFL Regular Season is here. Let's get drunk and say goodbye to most of our teams, and see if the Browns can do the "impossible". This is your Regular Season Finale of Captain Steroid's...

You're one game short (Cards @ 12s).

Also, I just saw this on Twitter:

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The dark text in the AFC that you can't read is BUF


So we can be a spoiler, and put the Falcons into the playoffs, by beating or tieing Seattle in Seattle.  C'mon, Cardilulz...
 
2017-12-31 12:21:02 PM  
And here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shiat and only farted.  Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shiat my pants...

(Speaking of shiatting my pants)

The Niners are done after today.  The wife's team (Packers) are done after today.

So, from the State of Nevada, where men are drunk and broke, and woman can be rented hourly (and yes, everyone is high on demon weed), we will finally have an NFL team next year, so I'll have a new team to root for (also not going to the playoffs this year).

More So-s, I hope everyone challenges themselves to a lofty goal next year and achieves it.  Life is a moving target, so keep moving.  Happy New Year you freaks!!

From Santa Clara, JimmyGQ says 'peace'.

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2017-12-31 12:21:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: jaylectricity: The Patriots don't actually need to win because it doesn't matter where the game is if they play Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship...it's not like when the Broncos were good. Their only other nemesis in the playoffs would be the Ravens and I'm not even sure being at home would help them against Baltimore.

The Vikings can rest their players and the Bears are trying to build something. Possible upset.

The Steelers are resting people and the Browns are exactly the team to ruin their fans plans at an 0-16 parade. Possible upset.

The rest is mostly chalk.

You really need to stop smarting your own posts.

Anyway, I'm on the Gateway Clipper Princess, about ready to cross to the stadium. Should be an easy game, but Landry Farking Jones. 'Nuff said.

Pittsburgh by a touchdown.


You are brave for going out in single digits not the ncluding windchill. I'm going to watch the game at my in-laws sitting inside.
 
2017-12-31 12:24:24 PM  
[sitting on the floor, in the corner]
[hugging knees with a tight embrace]
[rocking back and forth]
[muttering]
let's go buffalo...let's go buffalo...let's go buffalo...
 
2017-12-31 12:26:11 PM  

Maynard G. Muskievote: [sitting on the floor, in the corner]
[hugging knees with a tight embrace]
[rocking back and forth]
[muttering]
let's go buffalo...let's go buffalo...let's go buffalo...


Right there with you.
 
2017-12-31 12:27:40 PM  
I'm not sure I want to live in a world where two teams from the AFC South make the playoffs, and it's the Jags and Titans.
 
2017-12-31 12:30:45 PM  

Chemlight Battery: I'm not sure I want to live in a world where two teams from the AFC South make the playoffs, and it's the Jags and Titans.


So you're saying you don't want to party like it's 1999 or 2007 (when THREE AFC South teams made it)?
 
2017-12-31 12:32:15 PM  
JFC... why do they have cowturd on Fox NFL Sunday?
 
2017-12-31 12:34:34 PM  

DrunkenGator: abhorrent1: If I wake up tomorrow and John Fox is still the coach of the Bears, I'm gonna go to the first baby I see and kick it right in it's baby nuts.


Hopefully you don't have bad luck and the first baby you see is female.

/not condoning kicking of babies.


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What if they're attacking you first?
 
2017-12-31 12:35:18 PM  
Hai all!  :D

I'll be watching parts of both the Steelers and Redskins game today (primarily watching Redskins of course).

Let's all root for the Browns to do the Brownsiest thing they can do and tie w/the Steelers today!  XD
 
2017-12-31 12:38:11 PM  

FriarReb98: Chemlight Battery: I'm not sure I want to live in a world where two teams from the AFC South make the playoffs, and it's the Jags and Titans.

So you're saying you don't want to party like it's 1999 or 2007 (when THREE AFC South teams made it)?


As a Texans fan, I'd rather not dwell on the past. Or the present. Or the future.
 
2017-12-31 12:38:35 PM  
Looking forward to the games today, especially since flippin FFL leagues are over and I don't have to watch stats.

Up by 2 in the overall picks pool and the guy behind me said "Don't choke, or I'll steal it!"
Told him he'd better get it right because I ain't going chalk.

/I'm going chalk
//except for the Falcons, because they just seem soft this year
 
2017-12-31 12:38:41 PM  

smd31: Hai all!  :D

I'll be watching parts of both the Steelers and Redskins game today (primarily watching Redskins of course).

Let's all root for the Browns to do the Brownsiest thing they can do and tie w/the Steelers today!  XD


Honestly, the Browniest possible thing would be a tie. No infamy like the 0-14 Bucs or 0-16 Lions, but also no wins. I think an 0-15-1 record would be the most Cleveland thing in the world.

/Yes, I'm rooting for two ties in Week 17
 
2017-12-31 12:41:11 PM  
I have a feeling that today's games are going to be some of the worst football all year. Most games are meaningless and cold, so I'm predicting fields full of bees.

/go bucs
 
2017-12-31 12:44:21 PM  

Ethertap: I have a feeling that today's games are going to be some of the worst football all year. Most games are meaningless and cold, so I'm predicting fields full of bees.

/go bucs


Just the early games. All of the 430 games matter.
 
2017-12-31 12:44:32 PM  

LucklessWonder: smd31: Hai all!  :D

I'll be watching parts of both the Steelers and Redskins game today (primarily watching Redskins of course).

Let's all root for the Browns to do the Brownsiest thing they can do and tie w/the Steelers today!  XD

Honestly, the Browniest possible thing would be a tie. No infamy like the 0-14 Bucs or 0-16 Lions, but also no wins. I think an 0-15-1 record would be the most Cleveland thing in the world.

/Yes, I'm rooting for two ties in Week 17


Actually, the most Brownsiest thing to do would be to move the team (again) and start over (AGAIN.)
 
2017-12-31 12:45:44 PM  
Hey all.  Not sure how much I'll be commenting on this thread today.  I just won my Fantasy Football League last week and now I'm out in Orange Beach celebrating my birthday.

I dedicate my championship to the memory of Danny Woodhead.

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/Smithfield Ham Fighters Represent
 
2017-12-31 12:46:56 PM  

rjakobi: Hey all.  Not sure how much I'll be commenting on this thread today.  I just won my Fantasy Football League last week and now I'm out in Orange Beach celebrating my birthday.

I dedicate my championship to the memory of Danny Woodhead.

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/Smithfield Ham Fighters Represent


As a fellow FFBL champion*, I say, "Congrats!" and Happy Birthday! :)

*  Thanks to Todd Gurley II
 
2017-12-31 12:47:40 PM  

DrunkenGator: LucklessWonder: smd31: Hai all!  :D

I'll be watching parts of both the Steelers and Redskins game today (primarily watching Redskins of course).

Let's all root for the Browns to do the Brownsiest thing they can do and tie w/the Steelers today!  XD

Honestly, the Browniest possible thing would be a tie. No infamy like the 0-14 Bucs or 0-16 Lions, but also no wins. I think an 0-15-1 record would be the most Cleveland thing in the world.

/Yes, I'm rooting for two ties in Week 17

Actually, the most Brownsiest thing to do would be to move the team (again) and start over (AGAIN.)


Yeah but that can't happen today/this year...now next, year?!  Okay, it's possible.
 
2017-12-31 12:49:25 PM  
Woo!  Thank you to whoever gave me TF!
 
2017-12-31 12:50:10 PM  
I KNEW the Pats would sign Harrison.
 
2017-12-31 12:52:02 PM  
Can Bob Riggle or whatever his name is just die
 
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