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(Stuff.co.nz)   Los Angeles' new Museum of Failure celebrates the products that bombed - from Colgate lasagne to Heinz green ketchup ... to Trump vodka   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2017-12-30 07:59:37 AM  
Is Obama there?
 
2017-12-30 08:25:46 AM  
I'll drop by when they open up the Republican Party wing.
 
2017-12-30 08:38:32 AM  
What about his steaks, airline and casinos?
 
2017-12-30 09:10:50 AM  
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a legacy untarnished by success
 
2017-12-30 09:15:54 AM  
West ... said the Trump area of the Museum "could have been much bigger".

The bigliest! But then it wouldn't be the Museum of Failure.
 
2017-12-30 09:25:25 AM  

BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?


In between kitesurfing with Richard Branson, hanging out with Prince Harry, continuing to command respect worldwide and enjoying a loving and fulfilling first marriage which has produced two upstanding daughters, Obama is busy writing his memoir. For which he received a $65 million advance.

So no, he isn't there.
 
2017-12-30 09:35:56 AM  

thisispete: BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?

In between kitesurfing with Richard Branson, hanging out with Prince Harry, continuing to command respect worldwide and enjoying a loving and fulfilling first marriage which has produced two upstanding daughters, Obama is busy writing his memoir. For which he received a $65 million advance.

So no, he isn't there.


WHAT ABOUT OBAMACARE AND BENGHAZI?!?!?!?!!!

(crickets)

/Yeah, thought so.
//Garble, garble.
///Bark, bark, bark.
 
2017-12-30 09:49:21 AM  
Trump's going to save a ton on burial costs - they can just stuff and mount him in a fierce grizzly bear pose with teeth bared
 
2017-12-30 10:10:46 AM  
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2017-12-30 11:05:09 AM  

BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?


He's in the Dijon mustard and hamburger section.
 
2017-12-30 11:08:03 AM  
When I was and undergrad student, our college town ended up being one of the test markets for a new menthol beer that Budweiser was developing. For many, many years, it held the title of "worst beer I've ever tasted that wasn't named Corona," a designation it only lost a few years ago when I tried Voodoo's doughnut maple bacon ale, a product that inexplicably seems to combine three things that sound delicious but end up, as beer, being absolutely vile.
 
2017-12-30 11:18:52 AM  
I don't know why they listed Blockbuster. They were around for 25 years. That's a pretty good run for retail.
 
2017-12-30 11:41:37 AM  

Pocket Ninja: When I was and undergrad student, our college town ended up being one of the test markets for a new menthol beer that Budweiser was developing. For many, many years, it held the title of "worst beer I've ever tasted that wasn't named Corona," a designation it only lost a few years ago when I tried Voodoo's doughnut maple bacon ale, a product that inexplicably seems to combine three things that sound delicious but end up, as beer, being absolutely vile.


If you want to drink your breakfast, there's really only one option.

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2017-12-30 12:23:58 PM  

foo monkey: Pocket Ninja: When I was and undergrad student, our college town ended up being one of the test markets for a new menthol beer that Budweiser was developing. For many, many years, it held the title of "worst beer I've ever tasted that wasn't named Corona," a designation it only lost a few years ago when I tried Voodoo's doughnut maple bacon ale, a product that inexplicably seems to combine three things that sound delicious but end up, as beer, being absolutely vile.

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/ a mug of dark beer to wash it down with
 
2017-12-30 12:39:21 PM  

foo monkey: BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?

He's in the Dijon mustard and hamburger section.


Next to the arugula and kale.
 
2017-12-30 12:40:37 PM  

Pocket Ninja: When I was and undergrad student, our college town ended up being one of the test markets for a new menthol beer that Budweiser was developing. For many, many years, it held the title of "worst beer I've ever tasted that wasn't named Corona," a designation it only lost a few years ago when I tried Voodoo's doughnut maple bacon ale, a product that inexplicably seems to combine three things that sound delicious but end up, as beer, being absolutely vile.


After the first four bottles it tastes just fine.
 
2017-12-30 12:57:18 PM  

Harlee: Pocket Ninja: When I was and undergrad student, our college town ended up being one of the test markets for a new menthol beer that Budweiser was developing. For many, many years, it held the title of "worst beer I've ever tasted that wasn't named Corona," a designation it only lost a few years ago when I tried Voodoo's doughnut maple bacon ale, a product that inexplicably seems to combine three things that sound delicious but end up, as beer, being absolutely vile.

After the first four bottles it tastes just fine.


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2017-12-30 02:02:27 PM  
I prefer the Sensodyne lasagna.
 
2017-12-30 02:09:20 PM  

BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?


No, but Roy Moore is.
 
2017-12-30 02:33:05 PM  
This is a great concept.  Would love to bring the folks there during the holidays, watch for the emergence of a rictus of agony as they view products, which they heartily consumed, being labeled as failures.
 
2017-12-30 03:04:53 PM  
You laugh, but the shared girlfriend doll didn't even eat any of my Colgate lasagne.  Saving money on both ends of the deal.
 
2017-12-30 03:24:44 PM  

BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?


Wow. You weren't even in the same ballpark and you still swung at the ball.
 
2017-12-30 03:38:01 PM  
Ah, the Rejuvenique - shock your wrinkles away!
 
2017-12-30 03:54:16 PM  

foo monkey: Pocket Ninja: When I was and undergrad student, our college town ended up being one of the test markets for a new menthol beer that Budweiser was developing. For many, many years, it held the title of "worst beer I've ever tasted that wasn't named Corona," a designation it only lost a few years ago when I tried Voodoo's doughnut maple bacon ale, a product that inexplicably seems to combine three things that sound delicious but end up, as beer, being absolutely vile.

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A really great local band in my town is called "Morning 40 Federation." Yes, as in .oz. We do a lot of day drinking in these parts so it was only a matter of time before all those monkeys at all those typewriters produced that name.
 
2017-12-30 06:31:08 PM  
Does my exhibition area come fully furnished?
 
2017-12-30 10:39:22 PM  

BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?


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2017-12-30 10:48:43 PM  
So what happens when the museum goes out of business?
 
2017-12-30 11:39:14 PM  
It's a traveling exhibit

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There's a true museum of failure, but it belongs to a product development consulting firm.
 
2017-12-31 12:37:33 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: thisispete: BalugaJoe: Is Obama there?

In between kitesurfing with Richard Branson, hanging out with Prince Harry, continuing to command respect worldwide and enjoying a loving and fulfilling first marriage which has produced two upstanding daughters, Obama is busy writing his memoir. For which he received a $65 million advance.

So no, he isn't there.

WHAT ABOUT OBAMACARE AND BENGHAZI?!?!?!?!!!

(crickets)

/Yeah, thought so.
//Garble, garble.
///Bark, bark, bark.


Malia Lolapalooza, Iphones
 
2017-12-31 12:50:20 AM  
I just.... I just sit back and think sometimes that he could not sell booze to Americans.   It's like not being able to sell porn to 16 year old boys, or bullets in a warzone.
 
2017-12-31 09:20:38 AM  

omg bbq: I just.... I just sit back and think sometimes that he could not sell booze to Americans.   It's like not being able to sell porn to 16 year old boys, or bullets in a warzone.


Worse still, he couldn't sell booze, gambling, steaks, or football to Americans.
 
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