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(Boing Boing)   Steven Seagal's epic page-turner "The Way Of The Shadow Wolves: The Deep State And The Hijacking Of America" is now free on Amazon. Enjoy   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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2017-12-29 11:16:14 AM  
The reviews are in:

"UNREADABLE!"

"WHAT THE ACTUAL F@&K!"

"IT'S FREE FOR A REASON"
 
2017-12-29 11:19:12 AM  
Is it in the science fiction section or the BS fiction section?
 
2017-12-29 11:50:55 AM  
How the fark could someone confuse a person with a cactus?
 
2017-12-29 12:11:37 PM  
in this case "free" is too expensive
 
2017-12-29 12:38:24 PM  
Those are all words, but none of them make sense the way they are put together.

He's not a very smart man.
 
2017-12-29 12:42:47 PM  
At the cost of $0.00, it's waaaaay overpriced.
 
2017-12-29 12:47:05 PM  
Wasn't "Way of the Shadow Wolves" a Battletech novel?
 
2017-12-29 01:01:26 PM  
And people wonder why self publishing gets mocked so often.
 
2017-12-29 01:07:04 PM  

Circusdog320: The reviews are in:

"UNREADABLE!"

"WHAT THE ACTUAL F@&K!"

"IT'S FREE FOR A REASON"


LOL!  I was going to say "it probably free because no one would pay for that".
 
2017-12-29 01:07:09 PM  
Its possible its only temporarily free in order to push it up to Amazon's 'best seller' rankings and then they'll go back to charging.

/not that its worked before
//definitely didn't see it while working at Amazon customer support
///The only good thing Steven Seagal ever did was show 15 year old me Erika Eleniak's boobs
 
2017-12-29 01:08:48 PM  
LOL!  "forward by Sherrif Joe Arpaio"

Oh man, that probably really is "epic".
 
2017-12-29 01:09:42 PM  
Wait... that was real?
 
2017-12-29 01:16:04 PM  

dv-ous: Wait... that was real?


Of course it's real. Satire died of a head wound.
 
2017-12-29 01:23:59 PM  
"I'm gonna take these profits to the bank, the...wait...there's no profit?"
 
2017-12-29 01:27:42 PM  
I'm surprised to see Toni Morrison involved in this project.
 
2017-12-29 01:27:58 PM  

ArkPanda: Wasn't "Way of the Shadow Wolves" a Battletech novel?


This is the prequel.
 
2017-12-29 01:29:59 PM  
I was looking to settle in tonight with it but I've run out of crazy pills to go along with it.
 
2017-12-29 01:31:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Those are all words, but none of them make sense the way they are put together.

He's not a very smart man.


but he Putin a lot of effort into it
 
2017-12-29 01:35:45 PM  
He is a terrible person. He beat and raped his wife, is a serial sexual harraser, and likes underage girls. He also has a penchant for making sex slaves out of his female "assistants." I am not surprised Arpaio is a fan. He needs to die in a most gruesome and humiliating fashion, preferably while in the company of Roy Moore, Ted Nugent, Jeffery Epstein, and Lena Dunham. There are others that are garbage humans, but I hate those people in particular.
 
2017-12-29 01:37:16 PM  
He definitely failed to heed the warning "don't believe your own hype". However he also failed to notice there was no hype to begin with.
 
2017-12-29 01:40:44 PM  
I see Seagal is using beard/hair-in-a-can these days.
 
2017-12-29 01:44:59 PM  
Nope.
 
2017-12-29 01:44:59 PM  
Because later, when not free, he can claim it was "an Amazon bestseller."
 
2017-12-29 01:47:38 PM  

formerfloozy: He is a terrible person. He beat and raped his wife, is a serial sexual harraser, and likes underage girls. He also has a penchant for making sex slaves out of his female "assistants." I am not surprised Arpaio is a fan. He needs to die in a most gruesome and humiliating fashion, preferably while in the company of Roy Moore, Ted Nugent, Jeffery Epstein, and Lena Dunham. There are others that are garbage humans, but I hate those people in particular.


He's also a liar about his martial arts pedigree.  You know why he runs like he's trying to hold in a shiat?  Because he went to the Hombu dojo (where Akido was founded) and lied so much to the students there that even the practitioners of "The Way of Peace" had their fill of bullshiat soup and broke his knees.
 
2017-12-29 01:48:12 PM  

weddingsinger: ///The only good thing Steven Seagal ever did was show 15 year old me Erika Eleniak's boobs


I misread that line a few times, was about to tell myself to have a seat over there.
 
2017-12-29 01:49:44 PM  
Free?  Next week they'll include copies randomly with other orders. I'm going to wait.
 
2017-12-29 01:52:35 PM  
I know he's a loon and all that but his first few movies, especially "Above the Law" and the battleship one, are great.
 
2017-12-29 01:52:55 PM  

formerfloozy: He is a terrible person. He beat and raped his wife, is a serial sexual harraser, and likes underage girls. He also has a penchant for making sex slaves out of his female "assistants." I am not surprised Arpaio is a fan. He needs to die in a most gruesome and humiliating fashion, preferably while in the company of Roy Moore, Ted Nugent, Jeffery Epstein, and Lena Dunham. There are others that are garbage humans, but I hate those people in particular.


I have no problem with pissing on his final resting place.
 
2017-12-29 01:54:47 PM  
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2017-12-29 01:56:26 PM  

I Have An Unsponsored GIF For That: Because later, when not free, he can claim it was "an Amazon bestseller."


Holy crap we can use gifs as avatars now?
 
2017-12-29 01:56:56 PM  

formerfloozy: He is a terrible person. He beat and raped his wife, is a serial sexual harraser, and likes underage girls. He also has a penchant for making sex slaves out of his female "assistants." I am not surprised Arpaio is a fan. He needs to die in a most gruesome and humiliating fashion, preferably while in the company of Roy Moore, Ted Nugent, Jeffery Epstein, and Lena Dunham. There are others that are garbage humans, but I hate those people in particular.


Ever get the feeling it must suck to be a woman in Russia.

/must suck more to be a girl
 
2017-12-29 02:08:30 PM  
I will wait until they pay me to take it.
 
2017-12-29 02:10:07 PM  
CHUCK NORRIS vs STEVEN SEAGAL
Youtube 2GqsP3p8sYQ
 
2017-12-29 02:12:33 PM  
Much of what Trumpsters tell themselves is lies - Obama played more golf, bigger crowds, master of the deal. It is only natural that a niche entertainment industry would form to cater to reinforce the lies.
 
2017-12-29 02:13:58 PM  
Even free, it's too expensive.
 
2017-12-29 02:31:24 PM  
pass
 
2017-12-29 02:38:52 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: He's also a liar about his martial arts pedigree.


Who lies about aikido ? Have some ambition.
 
2017-12-29 02:39:15 PM  
I'm going to set up a gofundme. I'll read it for $500.
 
2017-12-29 02:48:43 PM  
The entertainment tab is so appropriate here....
 
2017-12-29 02:48:46 PM  
Jesus, trying to read that dude's Twatter page gave me a farking headache. I get it, there are some funny reviews-quit posting two sentences for each one that i have to open in a new farking pop up.
 
2017-12-29 02:55:05 PM  
I didn't want to be too critical, give it a fair shake, but if what's in the article is the real opening paragraph, I won't be reading it further.

That was bad.  That was worse than Monty Python fan scripts or Star Trek fan fiction. I truly mean worse because that was a mess of a weird salad that even Dolt 45 couldn't spit out properly.

I feel better as an amateur writer after reading that.
 
2017-12-29 03:09:43 PM  

I Have An Unsponsored GIF For That: Because later, when not free, he can claim it was "an Amazon bestseller."


you should have done better & provided the martial arts demo fail & i would have but i suck at gif's , which is why i don't advertise that i have a gif for that
 
2017-12-29 03:10:56 PM  
Too lazy to delve .. wasn't Seagal killed off in Executive Decision because he was too much of an asshole on set?
 
2017-12-29 03:11:41 PM  
the reviews are pretty awesome too. Better written than the book itself I'm sure.

If you weren't sure if Steven Seagal could read or write... You still wont know after this book.

Not as good as pizzagate

It makes "Pooh foraging for honey" read like Tolstoy (who is a Russian that you should be reading ). Horrific.


I could go on but I won't
...but I could
 
2017-12-29 03:17:53 PM  
also relevant

South Park - Safe Space - 'In My Safe Space'
Youtube sXQkXXBqj_U
 
2017-12-29 03:25:58 PM  

ArkPanda: Wasn't "Way of the Shadow Wolves" a Battletech novel?


It is NOT weird that I actually have this tab open on my iPad...

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/List_of_Bat​t​leTech_print_novels
 
2017-12-29 03:31:33 PM  
I sorta want to get it to see how terrible it is but I don't want to push its numbers up.
 
2017-12-29 03:42:56 PM  

Snapper Carr: I sorta want to get it to see how terrible it is but I don't want to push its numbers up.


Find a torrent. There might be one out there...
 
2017-12-29 04:08:59 PM  
Interesting that he'd write something like that seeing as he is a Russian Citizen
 
2017-12-29 04:09:49 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: formerfloozy: He is a terrible person. He beat and raped his wife, is a serial sexual harraser, and likes underage girls. He also has a penchant for making sex slaves out of his female "assistants." I am not surprised Arpaio is a fan. He needs to die in a most gruesome and humiliating fashion, preferably while in the company of Roy Moore, Ted Nugent, Jeffery Epstein, and Lena Dunham. There are others that are garbage humans, but I hate those people in particular.

He's also a liar about his martial arts pedigree.  You know why he runs like he's trying to hold in a shiat?  Because he went to the Hombu dojo (where Akido was founded) and lied so much to the students there that even the practitioners of "The Way of Peace" had their fill of bullshiat soup and broke his knees.


I am just going to accept that as a true fact and will be repeating it at every party I go to. Thank you!
 
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