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2017-12-28 03:19:54 PM  
The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

But I'd trust Dr. Nick over Dr. Phil.
 
2017-12-28 03:51:26 PM  
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2017-12-28 04:11:35 PM  

NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

But I'd trust Dr. Nick over Dr. Phil.


To be fair, Dr. Nick has some great deals:

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2017-12-28 04:12:14 PM  
Fark ate my second (more related) image:

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2017-12-28 04:17:04 PM  

davidphogan: NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

But I'd trust Dr. Nick over Dr. Phil.

To be fair, Dr. Nick has some great deals:

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Ah, a fellow alum of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College!
 
2017-12-28 04:44:22 PM  
Yes, but how will the producers get you to show up drunk onstage if they don't provide the booze?
 
2017-12-28 04:48:23 PM  
Going on that show sounds like fun. Free flight/hotel to LA, booze, drugs. Can the hookers be expensed, too?
 
2017-12-28 04:50:23 PM  
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2017-12-28 04:57:05 PM  
Dr. Phil's schtick got old after the first few times he appeared on Oprah's show.
 
2017-12-28 05:00:50 PM  
Dr. Phil is Oprah's Chappaquiddick/Watergate/Iran-Contra/B​lowjob/private server.

And for that I suppose I should be grateful. But I still want him to be mistaken for someone on Putin'shiat list.
 
2017-12-28 05:01:52 PM  
"dr" Phil, folks. Media parasite and all around fat piece of crap.
 
2017-12-28 05:05:39 PM  
One Xanax is all it takes.
 
2017-12-28 05:10:28 PM  
Dr. Phil, Dr.Oz, fark Oprah for hoisting both of these snake oil salesmen on the public. Yes, caveat emptor and all, but they both do no good by being on tv.
 
2017-12-28 05:12:09 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Dr. Phil's schtick got old after the first few times he appeared on Oprah's show.


She promoted him, and got him his own show. Same with Dr.Oz.
Yet some folks think Oprah should run for President.

/ only the best people
 
2017-12-28 05:13:03 PM  

Diamond Joe Biden: Dr. Phil, Dr.Oz, fark Oprah for hoisting both of these snake oil salesmen on the public. Yes, caveat emptor and all, but they both do no good by being on tv.


You beat me to it :)
 
2017-12-28 05:15:42 PM  
Dr. Phil exploits people so idiots will watch his tv show?
Yeah... right!
 Next you'll probably tell me Dr. Oz's all-kale diet won't cure cancer, Alex Jones' anti-flouride Testoster-BONE "Male Vitality" pills won't clear up my eczema-riddled scrotum, and Brett Ratner is a rapist.
 
2017-12-28 05:18:32 PM  

moothemagiccow: Dr. Phil exploits people so idiots will watch his tv show?
Yeah... right!
 Next you'll probably tell me Dr. Oz's all-kale diet won't cure cancer, Alex Jones' anti-flouride Testoster-BONE "Male Vitality" pills won't clear up my eczema-riddled scrotum, and Brett Ratner is a rapist.


Does Dr Oz still maintain respect as a surgeon? I mean he's a few steps away from Ben Carson territory, but I'm curious.
 
2017-12-28 05:20:35 PM  

Gubbo: moothemagiccow: Dr. Phil exploits people so idiots will watch his tv show?
Yeah... right!
 Next you'll probably tell me Dr. Oz's all-kale diet won't cure cancer, Alex Jones' anti-flouride Testoster-BONE "Male Vitality" pills won't clear up my eczema-riddled scrotum, and Brett Ratner is a rapist.

Does Dr Oz still maintain respect as a surgeon? I mean he's a few steps away from Ben Carson territory, but I'm curious.


Not very many steps away.  He's probably 1 Egyptian grain bin comment from it.
 
2017-12-28 05:31:36 PM  

lindalouwho: rzrwiresunrise: Dr. Phil's schtick got old after the first few times he appeared on Oprah's show.

She promoted him, and got him his own show. Same with Dr.Oz.
Yet some folks think Oprah should run for President.

/ only the best people


I wish I could say Oz was a little better since at least he has an MD, but he's actually worse for having it and still peddling the snake oil he does on his show.
 
2017-12-28 05:35:09 PM  

uberalice: Going on that show sounds like fun. Free flight/hotel to LA, booze, drugs. Can the hookers be expensed, too?


Yeah. say you have a hooker addiction = free hookers.
 
2017-12-28 05:35:18 PM  
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2017-12-28 05:46:21 PM  
I read 'doctor' as "douche", and when I saw it was Dr Phil, I didn't even question if I'd read it wrong..
 
2017-12-28 05:46:45 PM  
This is a BS story.  Todd Herzog was on two different shows, Dr. Phil and Survivor, and hasn't accused anyone of molesting him.  Dr. Phil is a known cheater and vodka and Xanax are the tools of the trade for molesters.  Jeff Probst, well, Jeff's job is to take people, trap them on an island, make them compete against one another for food and shelter...and his last name...Probst...clearly a combination of his two favorite things: probing people and Pabst Blue Ribbon.  To think a PBR drinking hipster into probing wouldn't molest Todd Herzog is just naive at best.  Clearly fake news.
 
2017-12-28 05:55:18 PM  
dr. Phil, remember, is the same crap-weasel that showed up, unannounced and uninvited, in Britney Spears hospital room while she was recovering from an overdose exhaustion with a camera, light and sound crew in tow to "help her recover from her 'exhaustion'".  The hospital threw him out with the rest of the garbage.

I have no problem believing this story.
 
2017-12-28 06:04:06 PM  

NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.


Yep

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2017-12-28 06:09:54 PM  

alienated: NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

Yep

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Yep
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2017-12-28 06:16:02 PM  
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the farking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a farking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to farking work, ok!? That is it! End of farking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fark up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fark Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I......." "Shut the fark up, next!" "I don't feel so........" "Shut the fark up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fark up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining farking maggots.
 
2017-12-28 06:20:30 PM  

GungFu: alienated: NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

Yep

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Dr. Dre is on call seven days a week; he'll dice the party people off the wall; he'll make you feel motivated as he operates cause party energy is what he generates; he prescibes a potent elixir of two turntables, speakers, and a mixer; and he'll rock your party where ever you may be.
 
2017-12-28 06:27:47 PM  
Well if Dr. Bill Cosby can prescribe cough syrup, why shouldn't Dr. Phil prescribe alcohol.
 
2017-12-28 06:46:45 PM  

alienated: NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

Yep

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Also, Dr.Luke.
 
2017-12-28 06:55:52 PM  
They played the "blame the accuser" card.

They should have played the "we don't comment on pending lawsuits" card

I always have trouble believing the accuser when they try and turn it around onto the accuser.
 
2017-12-28 08:51:55 PM  
Makes me wonder if they left the keys in the car for the Cashme Ouside girl to steal.
 
2017-12-28 09:12:21 PM  

tkgeisha: God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the farking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a farking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to farking work, ok!? That is it! End of farking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fark up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fark Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I......." "Shut the fark up, next!" "I don't feel so........" "Shut the fark up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fark up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining farking maggots.


Someone already did it, and better

Tom Papa - Live in New York City - Fitting In
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2017-12-29 03:26:43 AM  
Who's worse tho, him or people who watch that crap?
 
2017-12-29 03:32:43 AM  

NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

But I'd trust Dr. Nick over Dr. Phil.


Dr. Who?
 
2017-12-29 10:11:14 AM  
Dr. No.
 
2017-12-29 10:40:03 AM  

tkgeisha: God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the farking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a farking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to farking work, ok!? That is it! End of farking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fark up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fark Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I......." "Shut the fark up, next!" "I don't feel so........" "Shut the fark up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fark up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining farking maggots.


What an asshole..
 
2017-12-29 11:32:45 AM  

GungFu: alienated: NateAsbestos: The Simpsons taught me at a young age not to trust doctors who go by their first name.

Yep

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And motherf*ckers act like they forgot about Dre.
 
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