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(MSN)   Yes, celebrities pay taxes. Lindsay Lohan owes over $100,000 in them   ( msn.com) divider line
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2017-12-27 07:47:49 AM  
Can she pay in cocaine?
 
2017-12-27 08:02:05 AM  
I would think the fact that she OWES that much in taxes would lead one to conclude that she does not, in fact, pay her taxes.
 
2017-12-27 08:10:35 AM  
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Here's Lindsay as I prefer to remember her.
 
2017-12-27 09:00:49 AM  

Ambivalence: I would think the fact that she OWES that much in taxes would lead one to conclude that she does not, in fact, pay her taxes.


The amount also leads me to believe that she doesn't make all that much for a celebrity.
 
2017-12-27 09:21:10 AM  
She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.
 
2017-12-27 09:27:23 AM  

cookiefleck: She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.


On the future First Lady career track I see.
 
2017-12-27 09:34:07 AM  
Can she claim her STDs as dependents?
 
2017-12-27 09:35:17 AM  
Some motherfarker's always trying to ice skate uphill.
 
2017-12-27 09:35:25 AM  

Travis_Bickle: cookiefleck: She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.

On the future First Lady career track I see.


A year ago, I'd have laughed at this but now here we are.  If LL had hitched her to star to the right Russian, she'd be picking out drapes in the White House right now...
 
2017-12-27 09:35:35 AM  
I'll pay those taxes for her in exchange for one week where she lives in my house and is naked 24 hours per day.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't care how much of a crack whore she's become. I would WRECK that chick.
 
2017-12-27 09:35:45 AM  

BalugaJoe: Can she pay in cocaine?


It's not like a Dyson that you can just switch to 'reverse'.
Although...she might have to switch from blowing to sucking to pay off that debt.
 
2017-12-27 09:36:22 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: [img.fark.net image 425x318][View Full Size image _x_]Here's Lindsay as I prefer to remember her.

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2017-12-27 09:39:25 AM  

BalugaJoe: Can she pay in cocaine?


I was going to say I didn't know they put a tax on cocaine.
 
2017-12-27 09:41:18 AM  

tnpir: I'll pay those taxes for her in exchange for one week where she lives in my house and is naked 24 hours per day.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't care how much of a crack whore she's become. I would WRECK that chick.


I was going to say you could do better than that, but if you break it down that's about 600$ per hour (24/7 non-stop).  That isn't a bad rate for paid company, especially famous/infamous company.

You live the dream for us all.
 
2017-12-27 09:42:59 AM  

tnpir: I'll pay those taxes for her in exchange for one week where she lives in my house and is naked 24 hours per day.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I don't care how much of a crack whore she's become. I would WRECK that chick.


No no no. The classical way of dealing with this is you take on the debt and she agrees to indentured service until the debt is paid.

Then you pay her just enough to cover interest without touching principle.

She's irish, she knows the deal.
 
2017-12-27 09:54:56 AM  
But, if she was a "smart" celebrity, she wouldn't owe a penny.
 
2017-12-27 10:20:55 AM  
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2017-12-27 10:33:24 AM  

cookiefleck: She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.


I have seen news stories to the effect that Dubai does not make exceptions to Sharia law for tourists, at least not for female tourists.  I don't see how any western woman, even if she weren't Lindsay Lohan, could remain alive in Dubai for very long.
 
2017-12-27 10:36:04 AM  
Mean Girls star Lindsey Lohan?
 
2017-12-27 11:05:26 AM  

Archidude: Can she claim her STDs as dependents?


Yes, she has to itemize
 
2017-12-27 11:07:36 AM  
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"If you owe tax-man, make him dig up your farking bones and steal your jewelry if he wants to collect."
~Mr. T
 
2017-12-27 11:18:44 AM  
Meh. Alyssa Milano has her beat. Two years of no taxes. Unpaid wages. Unpaid employee taxes. Unpaid fines for not getting construction permits.  She is millions in debt.

On the plus side she is hotter than Lohan.
 
2017-12-27 11:24:36 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Mean Girls star Lindsey Lohan?


No, Parent Trapstar Lindsay Lohan.
 
2017-12-27 11:54:03 AM  
Paying taxes and owing taxes are two very different things subby.

Just saying.
 
2017-12-27 12:33:18 PM  
I bet she can pay with roast beef sandwiches.

/Arby's
 
2017-12-27 12:57:20 PM  
 Good for her for disappearing.
 
2017-12-27 01:43:14 PM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Ambivalence: I would think the fact that she OWES that much in taxes would lead one to conclude that she does not, in fact, pay her taxes.

The amount also leads me to believe that she doesn't make all that much for a celebrity.


Probably less than $500k/yr if it's income!  Or someone screwed up and the IRS is going after her for the difference...
 
2017-12-27 01:45:01 PM  

CanuckInCA: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Ambivalence: I would think the fact that she OWES that much in taxes would lead one to conclude that she does not, in fact, pay her taxes.

The amount also leads me to believe that she doesn't make all that much for a celebrity.

Probably less than $500k/yr if it's income!  Or someone screwed up and the IRS is going after her for the difference...


after reading the article it seems more likely it's a screwup.  I guess she better pay the difference.
 
2017-12-27 02:00:34 PM  
If celebrities pay taxes and Trump pays no taxes, then Trump is not a celebrity?
 
2017-12-27 02:12:24 PM  
I think she has left a trail of debt collectors behind her too. She's dodged more bills than Donald Trump.
 
2017-12-27 02:54:25 PM  

flondrix: cookiefleck: She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.

I have seen news stories to the effect that Dubai does not make exceptions to Sharia law for tourists, at least not for female tourists.  I don't see how any western woman, even if she weren't Lindsay Lohan, could remain alive in Dubai for very long.


Replace the word "tourists" in your sentence with "celebrities" and see if it still makes sense. Then try it with "wealthy people." Even when it comes to religion, the rules are different for the rich and powerful.
 
2017-12-27 03:24:07 PM  
She can consult with Wesley Snipes about it. He has some great ideas about it.
 
2017-12-27 03:36:14 PM  
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"Fully Loaded," indeed.
 
2017-12-27 05:26:05 PM  

Riomp300: She can consult with Wesley Snipes about it. He has some great ideas about it.


 Not really,  he ended up in jail.
 
2017-12-27 05:28:13 PM  

Travis_Bickle: cookiefleck: She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.

On the future First Lady career track I see.

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2017-12-27 06:59:20 PM  
Now i know who this is aimed at:
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2017-12-27 08:11:54 PM  
So you're saying she's in arrears?
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2017-12-27 08:17:51 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So you're saying she's in arrears?
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Like Elvis, her ass left the building.
 
2017-12-27 08:20:15 PM  

flondrix: cookiefleck: She lives in Dubai now. She always posts selfies of herself in high rises.

I have seen news stories to the effect that Dubai does not make exceptions to Sharia law for tourists, at least not for female tourists.  I don't see how any western woman, even if she weren't Lindsay Lohan, could remain alive in Dubai for very long.


Imagine that! Lol! Doobie , Dubai doo ...
 
2017-12-28 01:50:35 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So you're saying she's in arrears?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x812]

Like Elvis, her ass left the building.


That's an unflattering angle, but not everyone likes an ass that lifts your feet 6" off the floor whenever you sit down.

<-- Leg man.
 
2017-12-28 07:19:13 AM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 736x552]

"Fully Loaded," indeed.


Didn't they digitally slim down her magnificent bosoms for that movie?
 
2017-12-28 07:47:24 AM  

GrailOfThunder: unfarkingbelievable: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So you're saying she's in arrears?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x812]

Like Elvis, her ass left the building.

That's an unflattering angle, but not everyone likes an ass that lifts your feet 6" off the floor whenever you sit down.

<-- Leg man.


That right there is perfect for my purposes
 
2017-12-28 09:55:33 AM  
Guess she'll be co-starring in a few dozen Nicolas Cage movies.
 
2017-12-28 10:43:22 AM  

TheCenturion: Didn't they digitally slim down her magnificent bosoms for that movie?


that was the rumor. though that pic, if it's a screen-grab, would belie that.
 
2017-12-28 11:04:07 AM  
I'm fairly sure she had accountants who take care of that stuff and she actually has no clue how much she pays or owes in taxes.
 
2017-12-28 12:07:37 PM  

runwiz: Now i know who this is aimed at:
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Bob Eubanks, now that's a name I can trust.
 
2017-12-28 12:34:29 PM  

borg: I'm fairly sure she had accountants who take care of that stuff and she actually has no clue how much she pays or owes in taxes.


She probably had such, back when she was a going concern.  Does she even have an income these days?
 
2017-12-28 12:43:24 PM  
Her IMDB page picture looks really terrible:
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Even has-been actors tend to have a picture from their glory days.  Did someone at IMDB deliberately set out to make her look bad?
 
2017-12-28 12:49:22 PM  
Damn, what is wrong with Fark today?  It keeps crashing.
 
2017-12-28 02:02:19 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: Straight Outta Wells Branch: [img.fark.net image 425x318][View Full Size image _x_]Here's Lindsay as I prefer to remember her.
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Those are amazing nursers.
 
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