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(Daily Mail)   An alert viewer notices that Piers Morgan had a possibly cancerous melanoma on his neck and alerts him, probably saving his life. Damn these viewers   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-26 08:02:40 PM  
NO. It was a precancerous lesion. Stop screaming that his life was saved. TFA had more to do with advertising his "serial killer" show. Stupid.

/melanoma survivor
 
2017-12-26 08:26:11 PM  
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/Oblig
 
2017-12-26 11:31:22 PM  
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/also oblig
 
2017-12-27 12:52:38 AM  
Daily Fail again?

/ I now doubt the existence of cancer
// and I've had it f*cking twice!
 
2017-12-27 12:55:24 AM  
Think it through to conclusion subby

If he dies, no one will ever get to punch him in the face again.

If there's a gofundme for his medical costs I'll gladly donate a few bucks.
 
2017-12-27 01:13:18 AM  

Dumski: NO. It was a precancerous lesion. Stop screaming that his life was saved. TFA had more to do with advertising his "serial killer" show. Stupid.

/melanoma survivor


Seriously? So glad I didn't give those farks my click.

And if that POS dies before me I'll not shed a tear.
 
2017-12-27 01:26:22 AM  

Dumski: NO. It was a precancerous lesion. Stop screaming that his life was saved. TFA had more to do with advertising his "serial killer" show. Stupid.

/melanoma survivor


So, more ivankoma than melanoma?
 
2017-12-27 02:13:05 AM  
Cancer saved from Piers Morgan.

/seriously, does anyone actually like that guy, or is he kept around as a barometer of "at least I'm not as big of an asshole as him"?
 
2017-12-27 06:02:05 AM  
There isn't a noncancerous cell in Morgan's body.
 
2017-12-27 06:38:15 AM  

Mechagimpy: Cancer saved from Piers Morgan.


#farkpiersmoron
 
2017-12-27 08:15:17 AM  
An alert viewer notices that Piers Morgan had is a possibly cancerous melanoma on his neck and alerts him, probably saving his life.
 
2017-12-27 08:41:22 AM  
The viewer in question.

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2017-12-27 09:21:39 AM  
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He was okay in small doses on DS9
 
2017-12-27 11:31:21 AM  
Better luck next time, cancer.
 
2017-12-27 02:37:39 PM  
Did they save him from the cancer, or the cancer from him?

/It's a trick question...they're both cancer.
 
2017-12-27 04:39:53 PM  
Millions of equally astute viewers have noticed that Piers Morgan is a cancer on the entertainment industry.
 
2017-12-27 04:43:50 PM  
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Nods knowingly...
 
2017-12-27 06:31:07 PM  
It was a nice story. Until fark got its hands on it.
 
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