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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Track attacked Todd over truck. "Communication was attempted which failed due to Track yelling and calling myself and other officers peasants and telling us to lay our guns on the ground before approaching the residence"   ( adn.com) divider line
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2017-12-18 04:25:53 PM  
Please be an episode of Alaska State Troopers... Please be an episode of Alaska State Troopers....
 
2017-12-18 04:25:56 PM  
Mental illness can be ugly.
 
2017-12-18 04:26:21 PM  
Who names their son Track?
 
2017-12-18 04:29:36 PM  
I had to re-read the first part of the headline three times before I realized it wasn't some weird phrasing for a badly-designed race track. Who names their kid "Track"?
 
2017-12-18 04:30:25 PM  

lindalouwho: Mental illness can be ugly.


People trying to get tickets to "Hamilton" have seen more fighting than Track Palin.
 
2017-12-18 04:30:36 PM  
That family is all class. Not like those Obamas!
 
2017-12-18 04:33:52 PM  
The Palins of Anarchy.

"Track Palin came to the house to confront his father over a truck he wanted to pick up, according to the affidavit. Todd Palin told his son not to come because he'd been drinking and taking pain medication.
"Track told him he was (going to) come anyway to beat his ass," LaPointe wrote.

Todd Palin told the officer he got his pistol to "protect his family" and met his son with the gun when he came to the door, according to the affidavit.

Track Palin broke a window and came through it, and put his father on the ground, the report states. He began hitting him on the head.  Todd Palin escaped and left the house. He suffered injuries to his face and head, the officer wrote. He was bleeding from several cuts on his head and had liquid coming from his ear."
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"Then he came out an upstairs window onto the garage roof. "He moved around in a strange manner and assumed a prone position just behind the roof line in what appeared to be an attempt to locate officers on the property," LaPointe wrote."
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"Palin told the officer he'd had a few beers earlier and gotten into a fight with his father about a vehicle and "there had been threats made between them," the affidavit said.

Track Palin had driven to the house, found the front door locked and saw his father pointing a gun at him through a window next to the door, the officer wrote. He told his father several times to shoot him, then punched out the window when his father tapped it with the gun.

"Track stated he then went through the broken window and disarmed Todd and put him on the ground," the affidavit says. "While Track had Todd on the ground he started hitting Todd in the head. Todd was able to get away from Track and get out of the residence.""
 
2017-12-18 04:35:42 PM  

Sgt Otter: lindalouwho: Mental illness can be ugly.

People trying to get tickets to "Hamilton" have seen more fighting than Track Palin.


Where did I say anything about fighting?
There are other illnesses besides ptsd ya know.
 
2017-12-18 04:38:11 PM  
"Sarah Palin hadn't mentioned the incident on her social media feeds Sunday or Monday morning."

Attention SMWs: when you post ALL the damn time, and then fail to post something... people notice. Maybe lay off the social media so much and we'll lay off when your life melts down. Unless your last name is Palin, that is.

Sounds like 'ol Track has himself a nasty case of PTSD and substance abuse. Pain meds and alcohol are a small slide to full blown needle use, kiddo. Careful with that.
 
2017-12-18 04:38:36 PM  
Wasilla police came to the Palin home Saturday after Sarah Palin called just after 8:30 p.m. to say her son was "freaking out and was on some type of medication,"

Huh. Heroin or meth? I wonder.
 
2017-12-18 04:42:15 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Sounds like 'ol Track has himself a nasty case of PTSD and substance abuse


His mommy invented his case of PTSD.

He's a violent drunk.
 
2017-12-18 04:45:16 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Huh. Heroin or meth? I wonder.


Why not both?
 
2017-12-18 04:46:44 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wasilla police came to the Palin home Saturday after Sarah Palin called just after 8:30 p.m. to say her son was "freaking out and was on some type of medication,"

Huh. Heroin or meth? I wonder.


Black people abuse heroin and crack.  White people have mix-ups in their prescriptions or bad reactions to drug interactions.
 
2017-12-18 04:52:43 PM  
Peasants? Really?


(checks TFA)


...huh.
 
2017-12-18 04:53:33 PM  
The part where he rocked some sweet military tactics... by getting on the roof of their garage in a prone position to 'assess the situation' cracked me the fark up.
 
2017-12-18 04:57:59 PM  
I'm shocked no one got shot. I guess that will happen later
 
2017-12-18 05:01:18 PM  
Who knew that grizzly bears were actually horrible parents?
 
2017-12-18 05:05:37 PM  
That gun really helped your ass didn't it, Todd?
 
2017-12-18 05:08:49 PM  

lindalouwho: Sgt Otter: lindalouwho: Mental illness can be ugly.

People trying to get tickets to "Hamilton" have seen more fighting than Track Palin.

Where did I say anything about fighting?
There are other illnesses besides ptsd ya know.


Being a spoiled, dumb, redneck asshole who uses Mommy's connections to avoid  any consequences isn't in the DSM-V.
 
2017-12-18 05:08:57 PM  
i'm dreaming of a white trash christmas.......
 
2017-12-18 05:15:06 PM  
Was the name Thad busy on naming day?
 
2017-12-18 05:15:25 PM  

abb3w: Peasants? Really?


(checks TFA)


...huh.


Track also prefers to be called "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All"
 
2017-12-18 05:15:42 PM  
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2017-12-18 05:16:51 PM  
You can take the trash out of the trailer but you'll never get the trailer out of the trash.
 
2017-12-18 05:19:05 PM  

Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?


Anastacya: I had to re-read the first part of the headline three times before I realized it wasn't some weird phrasing for a badly-designed race track. Who names their kid "Track"?

"Sarah Palin and husband Todd, creative baby-namers, named their oldest son Track because of their love for running."


No word on how they feel about trigonometry.

/I'm guessing all sons must be named with a single syllable word beginning with "T" just like daddy
//can't call 'em Trash, that would be too obvious
 
2017-12-18 05:19:47 PM  

Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?


Damn if I didn't say exactly that out loud the moment I read about this nonsense.
 
2017-12-18 05:19:59 PM  
Can we just ignore him?
 
2017-12-18 05:20:01 PM  
Low IQ is a hell of a drug.
 
2017-12-18 05:20:56 PM  
This is what happens when you're raised by a pitbull wearing lipstick.
 
2017-12-18 05:21:21 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: That family is all class. Not like those Obamas!


Shut up and PASS the BACON!!!
 
2017-12-18 05:21:28 PM  
The question is, how will Sarah blame this on Obama and the rest of the Libs?
 
2017-12-18 05:21:43 PM  

Nidiot: Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?

Anastacya: I had to re-read the first part of the headline three times before I realized it wasn't some weird phrasing for a badly-designed race track. Who names their kid "Track"?

"Sarah Palin and husband Todd, creative baby-namers, named their oldest son Track because of their love for running."

No word on how they feel about trigonometry.

/I'm guessing all sons must be named with a single syllable word beginning with "T" just like daddy
//can't call 'em Trash, that would be too obvious


Meh should have used preview, the love of running quote should have been separate, not appear as part of Anastacya's quote.
 
2017-12-18 05:22:11 PM  
Track should consider himself lucky he's not Native American or he wouldn't have gone anywhere but the morgue.
 
2017-12-18 05:22:28 PM  

Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?


His siblings Field, Shot-put, Javelin, and High Jump wish Track would stop bringing attention to the family.
 
2017-12-18 05:24:07 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: The part where he rocked some sweet military tactics... by getting on the roof of their garage in a prone position to 'assess the situation' cracked me the fark up.


Yeah, I don't understand people who don't know how to observe without being seen... It's like those people who want to look outside at night when they hear a noise and do so standing in front a lamp that's just blazing away. I'm sure there were curtains or blinds in the house that weren't 100% closed. Hell, go into the garage and peer through the garage door windows. They may be dirty, but you can see well enough to figure out where everyone is and most likely not be seen. Unless it's night time and the lights are on, of course.
 
2017-12-18 05:24:11 PM  

Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?


The same people that name their next son Trig.
 
2017-12-18 05:24:13 PM  
Is the truck okay?
 
2017-12-18 05:24:28 PM  

Sgt Otter: lindalouwho: Mental illness can be ugly.

People trying to get tickets to "Hamilton" have seen more fighting than Track Palin.


Yeah, but his mommy said Obama broke him. Soooo...

God, I can't.
 
2017-12-18 05:24:29 PM  
Are you proud of America and republican families yet?
 
2017-12-18 05:25:37 PM  
Welcome to the New Normal.
thanks McCain
 
2017-12-18 05:25:57 PM  

born_yesterday: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: That family is all class. Not like those Obamas!

Shut up and PASS the BACON!!!


You did it wrong.
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2017-12-18 05:26:12 PM  
Can we just revoke his blue cord already? He's embarassing the rest of us.
 
2017-12-18 05:26:21 PM  
If Sarah named her daughter Bristol because she was conceived in Bristol, was he named Track because he was conceived on the track at Bristol?
 
2017-12-18 05:26:29 PM  
Garden-variety Wassila thug.
 
2017-12-18 05:27:03 PM  
Can you blame him? If my parents had named me Track....
 
2017-12-18 05:27:04 PM  
In another timeline this happened on the White House lawn.
 
2017-12-18 05:27:08 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Low IQ is a hell of a drug.


I suspect that naming your son Track takes away several IQ points.
 
2017-12-18 05:27:49 PM  

Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?


His brother Field will hit you if you say that again.

/Outstanding Innis Field Palin, to be precise.
//I'll stop with the cruel and unusual pun ishment.
 
2017-12-18 05:27:54 PM  

Psychopusher: Who names their son Track?


Sarah was hedging her bets, just in case the kid came out looking more "athletic" than usual.
Glenn Rice has to be thanking his lucky stars every day that he dodged that bullet.
 
2017-12-18 05:29:17 PM  

Muta: If Sarah named her daughter Bristol because she was conceived in Bristol, was he named Track because he was conceived on the track at Bristol?


And her youngest son is named after the math class she could not pass
 
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