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(NYPost)   Doctor helps former patient deliver baby at gas station. Parents to name the child Ethel   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Soto, Childbirth, Dr. Javier Soto, Obstetrics, Medicine, Thought, Fetus, Truck  
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2017-12-15 06:08:11 PM  
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Happy to hear the news.
2017-12-15 06:10:09 PM  
With a name like Ethel, she'll be relegated to self-service pumps.
2017-12-15 07:51:59 PM  
It was too late- she'd already been mooned.
2017-12-15 11:27:37 PM  
No knocks there.
2017-12-15 11:33:46 PM  
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
2017-12-15 11:36:15 PM  
Is she cold?
2017-12-15 11:45:15 PM  
If it were a brewery Ethel, since a gas station that would mostly be Methel.
2017-12-15 11:52:01 PM  

Erma Gerdd: It was too late- she'd already been mooned.

2017-12-16 12:07:09 AM  
Like humans haven't been having babies for thousands of years.
2017-12-16 12:08:30 AM  
Props for admitting ability. But he needs a liability coverage for good samaritan acts. Calling in the EMTs should shield him, but there's still a reason for qualified professionals to hide.
2017-12-16 12:15:22 AM  
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2017-12-16 12:16:43 AM  

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2017-12-16 12:19:31 AM  

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2017-12-16 12:28:24 AM  

lovely_filth: Is she cold?

I can see I'm not needed here...
2017-12-16 12:31:24 AM  
Or Petr if its a boy.
2017-12-16 12:47:25 AM  
I was going to ask why not "Ethyl"?
2017-12-16 12:50:57 AM  
2017-12-16 01:04:27 AM  
Oh, Subby, you're such a gas!
2017-12-16 01:08:05 AM  
Well, she will be giving off deadly fumes for a while.
2017-12-16 01:11:00 AM  
Your baby has gas.
2017-12-16 01:26:22 AM  
Ethel is a name I would enjoy seeing make a comeback, honestly.
2017-12-16 01:40:43 AM  
Still, it's a little catchier than E15...
2017-12-16 02:26:22 AM  
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2017-12-16 03:15:45 AM  
Ethel is a tree
2017-12-16 04:15:22 AM  
RON if it's a boy?
2017-12-16 04:24:06 AM  

iron de havilland: RON if it's a boy?

What a RON modified with ethyl additives may look like:
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2017-12-16 04:44:22 AM  
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Thank God it didn't happen here.
2017-12-16 12:05:07 PM  
Remember the 1990s ABC sitcom "Dinosaurs?" The family's name was Sinclair, the mother-in-law
was Ethyl (sic) Philips, and the boss at the "Wesayso" company was B.P. Richfield.
2017-12-16 01:41:01 PM  
"And if they don't have ethyl, fill it with Myrtle..."

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2017-12-16 06:08:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Erma Gerdd: It was too late- she'd already been mooned.


...Your action news reporter, here at the gas station! Pardon me, sir, but did you see what happened?

2017-12-16 06:30:01 PM  

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Thank God it didn't happen here.

There's always a sticky situation with the frosted confections down at the Kum & Go.
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