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2017-12-14 05:26:38 AM  
I heard he thought he was a Big Mac and that he'd quarter pound buns on the regular. Smothering them in secret sauce. I'm sure there are plenty of other nuggets about him. He was reported to have said "I'm loving it."
 
2017-12-14 08:02:38 AM  
The Space Lady - Synthesize Me
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2017-12-14 08:08:40 AM  
There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.
 
2017-12-14 08:20:30 AM  

Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.


That was my first thought as well because I am bitter and cynical.  Does he have a new show where he has to spend thirty days as a sex offender?
 
2017-12-14 08:24:48 AM  
Well I'm sure I've slept with a woman or two who regretted it. Am I on the list?
 
2017-12-14 08:26:56 AM  
Nice headline subby.
 
2017-12-14 08:40:55 AM  
This sucks.

I've never had the pleasure of being an asshole to women. One time in High School, I was fooling around with a girl from my High School, and a girl from the neighboring town's High School...I felt bad, and told them about each other. From what I remember, they were both fine with it. I mean, the one from the other town had a steady boyfriend who I kind of knew through adjacent circles of friends, so technically, I was the side piece there.

Anyway, I've never cheated on a steady girlfriend, or on my wife. Drunk or sober.

Apparently I've been missing out.
 
2017-12-14 08:41:05 AM  
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2017-12-14 08:50:54 AM  

farkingismybusiness: I heard he thought he was a Big Mac and that he'd quarter pound buns on the regular. Smothering them in secret sauce. I'm sure there are plenty of other nuggets about him. He was reported to have said "I'm loving it."


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2017-12-14 09:14:25 AM  

Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.


I would see this as taking an extraordinary risk.  In this time, he's taking the chance of being ostracized for his actions and seriously losing any career he still has.
 
2017-12-14 09:18:44 AM  
I always thought this guy was kind of a boozer. You can see it in his eyes.
 
2017-12-14 09:20:09 AM  
It will be interesting to learn if getting in front of it will be an effective tactic.

I am not supporting his actions. I'm simply curious how this might mitigate the consequences.  We could witness a wave of confessions.
 
2017-12-14 09:33:24 AM  

Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.


He's probably trying to figure out how to get himself an abortion.
 
2017-12-14 09:43:31 AM  

kyleaugustus: Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.

I would see this as taking an extraordinary risk.  In this time, he's taking the chance of being ostracized for his actions and seriously losing any career he still has.


All I see is a documentary about cleaning up and getting in touch with women.
 
2017-12-14 09:44:01 AM  
FTA: The Super Size Me director then reflected on what led to his indiscretions. He questioned his alcohol intake and wrote: "I haven't been sober for more than a week in 30 years."

By Fark standards, he is a teetotaler.
 
2017-12-14 10:15:05 AM  
Wait, so a guy who spent a million dollars to make a "documentary" that turned out to be complete bullshiat might also not be honest in his relationships?  I'm shocked.  Just shocked.
 
2017-12-14 10:35:08 AM  
Is he even relevant anymore?
 
2017-12-14 10:47:44 AM  

kdawg7736: Is he even relevant anymore?


No, but he is trying.
 
2017-12-14 10:51:21 AM  
You're really on the way out of your fifteen minutes when you admit to committing one of the most hated offenses currently, and the general reaction is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2017-12-14 11:26:29 AM  
I am waiting for the documentary on him admitting that he is gay but he first decides to stay in the closet for thirty whole days which gives him ample time to decide that he was not actually gay after all, he just has a fondness for 80's club music.
 
2017-12-14 11:51:25 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Well I'm sure I've slept with a woman or two who regretted it.


don't sell yourself short, i regret it and I don't even know you
 
2017-12-14 11:51:32 AM  

Wessoman: [YouTube video: The Space Lady - Synthesize Me]


Ugh!!! You have ear raped me sir.

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2017-12-14 12:57:11 PM  

kdawg7736: Is he even relevant anymore?


Anymore?
 
2017-12-14 01:28:48 PM  

kyleaugustus: Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.

I would see this as taking an extraordinary risk.  In this time, he's taking the chance of being ostracized for his actions and seriously losing any career he still has.


That doesn't really make him noble or anything admirable.   This is just a jerk trying to get ahead of bad press.  Also the "I'm a drunk and was molested as a kid, so I did these bad things" sticks in my craw wrong.
 
2017-12-14 02:46:55 PM  
[OUTRAGE] Person admits of being wrong
 
2017-12-14 04:10:54 PM  
I'm starting to think women aren't the problem.
 
2017-12-14 04:12:23 PM  

shabu: It will be interesting to learn if getting in front of it will be an effective tactic.

I am not supporting his actions. I'm simply curious how this might mitigate the consequences.  We could witness a wave of confessions.


This isn't going to pan out how they expect. A confession unprompted is just his guilty conscience coming to the surface where it didn't before. fark this loser.
 
2017-12-14 04:13:21 PM  

kermit the forg: kyleaugustus: Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.

I would see this as taking an extraordinary risk.  In this time, he's taking the chance of being ostracized for his actions and seriously losing any career he still has.

That doesn't really make him noble or anything admirable.   This is just a jerk trying to get ahead of bad press.  Also the "I'm a drunk and was molested as a kid, so I did these bad things" sticks in my craw wrong.


It's easier to blame the alcohol
 
2017-12-14 04:43:54 PM  
"I'm going to tell on myself before someone else does."
 
2017-12-14 05:27:37 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: kdawg7736: Is he even relevant anymore?

No, but he is trying.


Yep this:

"I don't sit by and wonder 'who will be next?' I wonder, 'when will they come for me?"

When you are famous/rich enough for most people to not have to google your name, that's when.

McDonald's would have been all over this information a decade ago, but no-one cares now.
 
2017-12-14 06:22:42 PM  

Raspil: shabu: It will be interesting to learn if getting in front of it will be an effective tactic.

I am not supporting his actions. I'm simply curious how this might mitigate the consequences.  We could witness a wave of confessions.

This isn't going to pan out how they expect. A confession unprompted is just his guilty conscience coming to the surface where it didn't before. fark this loser.


Everyone knows hes a dirtbag and his victims can remain anonymous if they wish to. That's fine with me and more respectable than those that are just staying silent and hoping that their victims do to so they can get away with it.
 
2017-12-14 07:48:23 PM  
I can't tell if he's doing this to get ahead of the storm or if he's trying to stay relevant.

I doubt there'd be a storm for this opportunistic douche.
 
2017-12-14 08:51:05 PM  
So, if he hasn't been sober for more than a week in 30 years, was he boozing or taking drugs during super size me?
Add more bullshiat to the pile.
 
2017-12-15 07:25:41 AM  

kermit the forg: kyleaugustus: Mangoose: There isn't a topic around that this guy can't make about him.

I would see this as taking an extraordinary risk.  In this time, he's taking the chance of being ostracized for his actions and seriously losing any career he still has.

That doesn't really make him noble or anything admirable.   This is just a jerk trying to get ahead of bad press.  Also the "I'm a drunk and was molested as a kid, so I did these bad things" sticks in my craw wrong.

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2017-12-15 01:16:23 PM  

Dimensio: FTA: The Super Size Me director then reflected on what led to his indiscretions. He questioned his alcohol intake and wrote: "I haven't been sober for more than a week in 30 years."

By Fark standards, he is a teetotaler.


Gee, I wonder if being a bloated alcoholic had something to do with the "side effects" he was experiencing with his McDonald's diet.

/farking lying sack of...
 
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