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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   "You want something to eat before your flight?" "No thanks, I'm sure I can get a bite on the plane"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, los angeles, JetBlue Airways, Las Vegas, Angeles International Airport, John F. Kennedy International Airport, Trans World Airlines, Passenger, Southwest Airlines  
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4332 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2017 at 9:30 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-12-13 08:20:39 PM  
Still a better love story than Twilight ...
2017-12-13 08:43:39 PM  
You want a zombie outbreak? That's how you get a zombie outbreak
2017-12-13 09:35:44 PM  
2017-12-13 09:37:13 PM  

texdent: You want a zombie outbreak? That's how you get a zombie outbreak

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My takeaway from that movie was that 747s have man-sized ventilation ducts you can crawl around in.
2017-12-13 09:37:48 PM  
Nice one subby. Now clean your room.
2017-12-13 09:38:03 PM  
Thank goodness they weren't serving favs beans on the flight.
2017-12-13 09:38:48 PM  
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Joey, do you like movies about cannibals?
2017-12-13 09:39:09 PM  
I was recently on a flight where a passenger freaked out. He apparently came to after his drugs wore off and he just went nuts.

Or maybe he took some drugs and just went nuts.

Important thing is that he went nuts and he ended up screaming and flailing. Some woman tried to talk him down as his row mates were moved to open seats in business class. We touched down, he made a beeline to the forward exit and kept up his freak out.

Not sure if the police came to the terminal to get him, but we passengers were just happy to have that weirdo off the plane.
2017-12-13 09:40:45 PM  
somewhere over Utah

God really does work incisorious ways.
2017-12-13 10:30:35 PM  
That's yet another reason I will not fly.
2017-12-13 11:09:05 PM  
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2017-12-13 11:10:06 PM  
Maybe this is why my Sunday afternoon flight out of Long Beach was 40m delayed. It originated in Vegas. Crazy thing is that the crazed farker next to me bit me multiple times on the flight to Seattle. The flight attendant didn't do shiat, just called him a little monster. Granted, it was my 2 year old and he is a little (_*_).
2017-12-13 11:10:57 PM  
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2017-12-13 11:25:37 PM  
Mr Show - Fat Survivor/2000lb Old Man
Youtube kg0U3uheONc
2017-12-14 12:09:00 AM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [YouTube video: Mr Show - Fat Survivor/2000lb Old Man]

Mr. Show takes the cake
2017-12-14 12:30:45 AM  
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2017-12-14 12:43:29 AM  
They ran out of coffee.
2017-12-14 12:47:50 AM  
The airline does not appreciate it when passengers figure out ways to avoid paying exorbitant prices for airplane food.
2017-12-14 12:52:25 AM  
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2017-12-14 01:03:01 AM  
Joke's on him: I bite back

/ well, that explains why past boyfriends didn't enjoy fellatio
// I'm not crazy, you're crazy
/// nommings instead of slashies
2017-12-14 12:36:16 PM  
I read that in Dracula's voice.

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