If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New Musical Express)   Morrissey: I never said those things about Kevin Spacey or Donald Trump. Reporter: [Plays audio of interview]   ( nme.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Kevin Spacey, Human, Donald Trump, Der Spiegel, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump, Morrissey, controversial Morrissey interview  
•       •       •

2569 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Dec 2017 at 11:50 AM (31 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



44 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2017-12-13 07:53:08 AM  
Morrissey is a ponce and should shut the fark up. Doesn't he have a gig to cancel?
 
2017-12-13 08:43:22 AM  
Bigmouth strikes again.

/obvious, just getting it out of the way.
 
2017-12-13 10:13:18 AM  
Heaven knows he's miserable now.
 
2017-12-13 11:08:25 AM  
Don't say you're going to kill Trump for the safety of humanity, then not do it.  Not doing what you said you were going to do is for your gigs
 
2017-12-13 11:12:06 AM  
I thought the inability to grasp the concept of the shiat you say being recorded was limited to GOP politicians. Morrisey, go home and spend more time with your pompadour.

....oh, he doesn't have the pompadour anymore. Wow, he looks old as shiat.
 
2017-12-13 12:03:31 PM  
Think meat's bad? Having to defend Morrisseyis murder!
 
2017-12-13 12:11:41 PM  
Huh that's weird. I thought for sure that asshole would be a raging trump supporter.
 
2017-12-13 12:15:52 PM  
"I didn't say that. I demand you release the tape."

"Okay, here's the tape."

I wonder what he's going to pull next before he goes back into his Tupperware. I suspect he'll say, "How dare you record me?"
 
2017-12-13 12:20:46 PM  
Listening to "This Charming Man" after hearing him wax poetic about Weinstien and Spacey, on top of the victim shaming, is just a wee bit awkward nowadays. He needs to just sit home and chomp on carrots, or whatever the fark it is he does when he's not cancelling his concerts and lolcowing his way off stage halfway through when he does bother to show up ("I smell chicken nuggets on someone's breath in the back of the balcony! Bwaaaaaah, I'm going home!").
 
2017-12-13 12:24:54 PM  
No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.
 
2017-12-13 12:26:24 PM  
Did he mention that he cried?
 
2017-12-13 12:29:17 PM  

Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.


People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.
 
2017-12-13 12:30:32 PM  
He said all this last month? I guess November spawned a monster.
 
2017-12-13 12:36:12 PM  

downstairs: Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.

People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.


You're deprivsome awfully good music just for the sake of appearing clever.
 
2017-12-13 12:36:53 PM  

downstairs: Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.

People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.


Take two, my bad:

You're depriving yourself of some awfully good music just for the sake of appearing clever.
 
2017-12-13 12:38:04 PM  
So busy
Busy busy
Busy clippers, ooohh

(Hairdresser on fire)

And people are taking this guy seriously? I don't even...
 
2017-12-13 12:41:05 PM  

Mugato: I thought the inability to grasp the concept of the shiat you say being recorded was limited to GOP DEM politicians. Morrisey, go home and spend more time with your pompadour.

....oh, he doesn't have the pompadour anymore. Wow, he looks old as shiat.


I fixed that for you.
 
2017-12-13 12:41:26 PM  

Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.


That's what gets me. When everyone and their mother is being accused of being a sexual predator, who the f*ck thinks to themselves "The world needs to know Morrisey's thoughts on this!".

/ or that douchenugget from Oasis
 
2017-12-13 12:42:45 PM  
Moz: "Keats and Yeats are on your side, and Wilde is on mine".

Reporter: "Actually, you washed up hack, the facts are on my side, so fark you."
 
2017-12-13 12:44:12 PM  
"Look at Morrissey and just jump up and down in joy that you're not him."
- Henry Rollins
 
2017-12-13 12:47:50 PM  

jbb3141: Mugato: I thought the inability to grasp the concept of the shiat you say being recorded was limited to GOP DEM politicians. Morrisey, go home and spend more time with your pompadour.

....oh, he doesn't have the pompadour anymore. Wow, he looks old as shiat.

I fixed that for you.


Trump doesn't constantly forget recordings of things he says and pictures of him with people be claims to have never met?
 
2017-12-13 12:50:15 PM  

EyeballKid: downstairs: Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.

People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.

Take two, my bad:

You're depriving yourself of some awfully good music just for the sake of appearing clever.


FTFY.  Not a fan.
 
2017-12-13 12:52:47 PM  

downstairs: Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.

People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.


And maybe his first two albums, before he started singing snarky asshole lyrics over muzak that sounds like something you'd hear in a JC Penny's dressing room. His music after the first two solo CDs makes James Blunt sound like Napalm Death.
 
2017-12-13 01:06:23 PM  
How can they look into his eyes, and still they don't believe him?
 
2017-12-13 01:12:31 PM  

Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.


I don't know.  I could stand to see a Morrissey-Trump cage-match fight to the death.

I mean, I'm sure it would take forever and involve a lot of whining and hair-pulling, but it could be entertaining.
 
2017-12-13 01:19:04 PM  

gunsmack: / or that douchenugget from Oasis


//or that other douchenugget from Oasis
 
2017-12-13 01:19:52 PM  
... God damn it, Morrisey...
 
2017-12-13 01:29:42 PM  
FTFA "Anybody who has ever said to a person, 'I quite like you,' suddenly they're being accused of sexual harassment."

What a clueless fark
 
2017-12-13 01:33:14 PM  
pants on FIRE, douchebag!
 
2017-12-13 02:02:53 PM  

GreenAdder: "I didn't say that. I demand you release the tape."

"Okay, here's the tape."

I wonder what he's going to pull next before he goes back into his Tupperware. I suspect he'll say, "How dare you record me?"



He'll make a statement that the audio was edited in some form.
 
2017-12-13 02:37:19 PM  
I for one am shocked. SHOCKED. That someone could listen to that sack of crap talk for 45 minutes without hanging themselves.
 
2017-12-13 03:56:12 PM  
FTFA: In the interview, Morrissey is heard calling Trump a "pest" and likening him to "a very small child". Describing the President as "a danger to global security", Morrissey is then asked would he "press a button" if it meant that Trump would "drop dead" as a result. He replies: "I would, for the safety of the human race."
--------------------------------------​----
Geez people, do I seriously have to defend Morrissey now? He was baited into answering a meaningless hypothetical and then accused of wanting to murder the president of the US. Apparently there are bigger assholes than Morrissey out there.
 
2017-12-13 04:06:36 PM  

jbb3141: Mugato: I thought the inability to grasp the concept of the shiat you say being recorded was limited to GOP DEM politicians. Morrisey, go home and spend more time with your pompadour.

....oh, he doesn't have the pompadour anymore. Wow, he looks old as shiat.

I fixed that for you.


YEAH!!!!!  That'll show those libs!

EyeballKid: downstairs: Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.

People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.

Take two, my bad:

You're depriving yourself of some awfully good music just for the sake of appearing clever.


Can you give me a suggestion of a few songs of his I should listen to?  I've always heard he and the Smiths talked up, but I'm not sure I've ever actually heard a song of theirs.
 
2017-12-13 05:04:54 PM  
 
2017-12-13 06:05:58 PM  

FLMountainMan: jbb3141: Mugato: I thought the inability to grasp the concept of the shiat you say being recorded was limited to GOP DEM politicians. Morrisey, go home and spend more time with your pompadour.

....oh, he doesn't have the pompadour anymore. Wow, he looks old as shiat.

I fixed that for you.

YEAH!!!!!  That'll show those libs!


lol, I mean, if that's all you have, why even bother?

EyeballKid: downstairs: Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.

People like The Smiths.  Or that one song from them.  Beyond that, you're probably right.

Take two, my bad:

You're depriving yourself of some awfully good music just for the sake of appearing clever.

Can you give me a suggestion of a few songs of his I should listen to?  I've always heard he and the Smiths talked up, but I'm not sure I've ever actually heard a song of theirs.

For me, there are a few good Smiths tunes, but that's mostly down to Johnny Marr. And his guitar sound did define 80s Indie music. The Smiths finished because Morrisey's a prick, and he still is.
 
2017-12-13 06:06:46 PM  
Hmm, quotation fail. Hopefully it's obvious who said what....
 
2017-12-13 06:22:07 PM  
I think the only acceptable music Morrisey can offer the world is by being frozen solid and run slowly through a bandsaw.

eeeeEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwmm​mmmmmmmmmmmm

Heavenly.
 
2017-12-13 06:24:21 PM  
Is this the 2 person version of marry fark kill?  I'm fine with him marrying/farking Spacey as long as he completes the trifecta re: Trump.
 
2017-12-13 07:12:48 PM  
Meh. It won't matter by the year 2525...

...if Man is still alive...

...and ruled by giraffes...
 
2017-12-13 07:35:47 PM  
Kevin Spacey made one mistake, he didnt ask for the parents permission.
 
2017-12-13 07:43:55 PM  

Farce-Side: No one cares about Morrissey anymore.  Not that anyone ever did, but they certainly don't anymore.


THIS.
 
2017-12-13 10:03:54 PM  
Morrissey Rides a Cock Horse
Youtube Z20UYhP8vIQ

"In case you haven't guessed by now I hate the guy of course. One more thing I forgot to mention -
Morrissey rides a cockhorse!" - Warlock Pinchers
 
2017-12-14 12:15:11 AM  

mikefinch: I for one am shocked. SHOCKED. That someone could listen to that sack of crap talk for 45 minutes without hanging themselves.


Come on have a heart hang him so no one has to deal with the sack of crap anymore! Don't be selfish!
 
2017-12-14 09:56:33 AM  
Geez... Morrissey should try living in the real world instead of a shell.
 
Displayed 44 of 44 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report