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(WTKR)   "Florida man urinates in middle of Steak 'n Shake in front of dozens of customers"   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2017-12-12 07:43:48 AM  
Well, he had his steak already. So he did the shake.

Was that wrong?
 
2017-12-12 07:51:21 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Well, he had his steak already. So he did the shake.

Was that wrong?


As long as he didn't shake it more than 3 times.  That means you're playing with yourself.
 
2017-12-12 07:54:02 AM  
But the sign said "In sight, it must be right."
 
2017-12-12 08:07:41 AM  
Fake news.

Steak n Shake never has dozens of customers at any one time.
 
2017-12-12 08:21:50 AM  
I have done this.
 
2017-12-12 08:23:51 AM  
The real crime are those shoestring fries they serve.
 
2017-12-12 08:26:47 AM  
He should've charged them a fee for watching him. You know, like those pay-for-view porn web sites do.
 
2017-12-12 08:29:38 AM  
Most of the time, you have to pay extra for that kind of entertainment.
 
2017-12-12 08:30:40 AM  
I hate it when the story doesn't clarify whether alcohol was involved. Now we'll never know.
 
2017-12-12 08:30:52 AM  
I hope alcohol was involved.
 
2017-12-12 08:32:41 AM  
If you urinate on a restaurant floor

people will reject you

but, the same thing on a bed with a Russian whore

and, Republicans will elect you...

 
2017-12-12 08:37:46 AM  
Man, these Urbanspoon reviewers are getting vicious.
 
2017-12-12 08:37:50 AM  
Uh oh, urine trouble now, dude!
 
2017-12-12 08:38:00 AM  
HCSO says that Steadman created a health hazard and was endangering the safety of the other customers.

A puddle of hobo urine is probably one of the least hazardous things in Steak 'n Shake.
 
2017-12-12 08:41:27 AM  

bearded clamorer: But the sign said "In sight, it must be right."


came here to proclaim this, so im leaving happy (after i pee)
 
2017-12-12 08:43:31 AM  
Be glad he didn't have the chili...
 
2017-12-12 08:47:25 AM  
Rename the joint "Shake the Snake"
 
2017-12-12 08:47:37 AM  
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2017-12-12 08:49:48 AM  

xanadian: Farking Clown Shoes: Well, he had his steak already. So he did the shake.

Was that wrong?

As long as he didn't shake it more than 3 times.  That means you're playing with yourself.


Is 3 a hard and fast number?

Wait,let me rephrase that.
 
2017-12-12 09:01:03 AM  
I find it odd that there are 30 people in a  Steak 'n Shake  at midnight
 
2017-12-12 09:04:41 AM  
Florida tag applied? Check.

Moving on...
 
2017-12-12 09:12:49 AM  

HedlessChickn: Fake news.

Steak n Shake never has dozens of customers at any one time.


Unless it's the one on 8th ave just a block north of yesterday's bomb in NYC.  I don't go to that place as the line is consistently out the door.
 
2017-12-12 09:14:53 AM  
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2017-12-12 09:16:25 AM  
When he was finished, he went back to sleep in the booth.

In his defense, he might have been sleepwalking or thinking he was at home. I mean who hasn't woken up in the middle of the night and taken a piss in a state of 3% consciousness. Still no excuse to get drunk at a Steak and Shake though.
 
2017-12-12 09:18:15 AM  
You know the first word in that headline are redundant.  If you had just said "man urinates in middle of Steak 'n Shake in front of dozens of customers" I'm sure that every single perso who read the headline would have known that man was from Florida...
 
2017-12-12 09:18:18 AM  
This particular Steak N Shake is in a bad part of Tampa. It's a mix of homeless, low income housing, suitcase city transients, and VA patients out on the sidewalk in wheelchairs. It was of no shock that this happened.
 
2017-12-12 09:19:34 AM  
Understandable. He must have seen all those people sitting down eating smelly food and thought he was on a New York subway train.
 
2017-12-12 09:23:58 AM  
When you gots to go, you gots to go.
 
2017-12-12 09:37:44 AM  
I've never eaten at a Steak and Shake, but my brother used to eat there all the time when he was obsessed with some waitress that he eventually ended up marrying.  Poor guy.
 
2017-12-12 09:38:10 AM  

Dodger: No I'm pretty sure they used it correctly... It's pretty much an accepted fact that these people now have their own taxonomy or species like "Homo Sapiens" ('Wise Man') and "Homo Erectus" ('Vertical Man'), correctly referred to as "Florida Man" ('Homo Rediculum').


I stand corrected. ;)
 
2017-12-12 09:38:49 AM  

winedrinkingman: I've never eaten at a Steak and Shake, but my brother used to eat there all the time when he was obsessed with some waitress that he eventually ended up marrying.  Poor guy.


Love Amongst The Shoestring Fries
 
2017-12-12 09:39:25 AM  

winedrinkingman: I've never eaten at a Steak and Shake, but my brother used to eat there all the time when he was obsessed with some waitress that he eventually ended up marrying.  Poor guy.


Maybe his future wife wanted to Takehomeasack
 
2017-12-12 09:50:40 AM  
There is something wrong with this guy.
 
2017-12-12 10:01:08 AM  
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2017-12-12 10:06:53 AM  
CSB:

Back in the stone age, I was a Curb Captain for a local Steak n Shake. My lot was popular with various emergency service personnel, since we could set up a combination To-Go and Tray order and we had easy access back out to the road if a call came. Late one Saturday night, I was working bar rush. We had two Cruisers and an Ambulance out on the back row. A fellow came in, parked on the back row, and decided he was going to use the grass behind his car for his pit stop...against the bumper of the Ambulance...

Jailarity ensued.

/CSB
 
2017-12-12 10:11:45 AM  

whatsupchuck: HCSO says that Steadman created a health hazard and was endangering the safety of the other customers.

A puddle of hobo urine is probably one of the least hazardous things in Steak 'n Shake.


The real health hazard is holding it in, good for this guy.  When nature calls...

xanadian: Farking Clown Shoes: Well, he had his steak already. So he did the shake.

Was that wrong?

As long as he didn't shake it more than 3 times.  That means you're playing with yourself.


The standard around here is twice, what kind of perverted hell hole is it where you live?
 
2017-12-12 10:14:31 AM  

xanadian: Farking Clown Shoes: Well, he had his steak already. So he did the shake.

Was that wrong?

As long as he didn't shake it more than 3 times.  That means you're playing with yourself.


what if someone else shakes it for me?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-12-12 10:29:01 AM  
That's just wednesday around there.
 
2017-12-12 10:42:13 AM  

GalFriday: I have done this.


mom?
 
2017-12-12 10:59:01 AM  
Probably tasted better than their burgers.
 
2017-12-12 11:05:04 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: If you urinate on a restaurant floorpeople will reject youbut, the same thing on a bed with a Russian whoreand, Republicans will elect you...


Is that to the tune of a Morrissey song?
 
2017-12-12 11:11:12 AM  
That's disgusting, who the hell eats at Steak and shake?
 
2017-12-12 11:18:27 AM  

CocoNutz: This particular Steak N Shake is in a bad part of Tampa. It's a mix of homeless, low income housing, suitcase city transients, and VA patients out on the sidewalk in wheelchairs. It was of no shock that this happened.


An university students, lots of university students.
 
2017-12-12 11:36:18 AM  
That's when deputies say he stood up, unzipped his pants, exposed his genitals and began urinating on the floor in the dining area of the restaurant. When he was finished, he went back to sleep in the booth.

Nice, it's just like riding BART!
 
2017-12-12 11:38:11 AM  
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2017-12-12 11:43:15 AM  
America stands for freedom
But if you think you're free
Try walking into a steak-n-shake
And urinating on the CHEESE!
 
2017-12-12 11:45:48 AM  
Fortunately, witnesses were able to say exactly how tall he was.
 
2017-12-12 11:49:24 AM  
Came here for the video link. Am disappoint.

"In front of 30 people" means there is video
 
2017-12-12 12:13:48 PM  
Who ordered the #1?
 
2017-12-12 12:20:22 PM  

dammit just give me a login: bigfatbuddhist: If you urinate on a restaurant floorpeople will reject youbut, the same thing on a bed with a Russian whoreand, Republicans will elect you...

Is that to the tune of a Morrissey song?


Read it with the same rhythm as a Hallmark card...
 
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