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(CNN)   The official Vladimir Putin 2018 calendar is out   ( edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2017-12-11 03:33:17 PM  
I like that it contains a whole fake month.

/lousy smarch
 
2017-12-11 03:40:04 PM  
Meh, had mine for over a month, waiting to replace my 2017 Putin calendar
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2017-12-11 03:55:11 PM  
He's clothed in all of them.  What a let down.
 
2017-12-11 04:21:12 PM  
I can't fap to that
 
2017-12-11 04:36:50 PM  
Do you think Vlad ever wakes up and is like "Myondayz. I hyate Myondayz." Me too.
 
2017-12-11 05:03:19 PM  

Naido: I can't fap to that


Trump will.
 
2017-12-11 05:04:58 PM  
"May your year be bleak and filled with contempt for the West, like a true Soviet...er, I mean Russian."
 
2017-12-11 05:05:35 PM  
Potential Photoshop Challenge...

Let's see those Donald Trump 2018 calendars!
 
2017-12-11 05:07:12 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: Potential Photoshop Challenge...

Let's see those Donald Trump 2018 calendars!


Let's not.
 
2017-12-11 05:07:40 PM  

fly_gal: He's clothed in all of them.  What a let down.


He got tired of receiving size 48 tighty whities in the mail from GOP Congress critters.
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2017-12-11 05:08:14 PM  
What many don't know is that starting with 2018, each issue of the Putin calendar comes with a bottle of finest Russian urine
 
2017-12-11 05:09:21 PM  

stoli n coke: fly_gal: He's clothed in all of them.  What a let down.

He got tired of receiving size 48 tighty whities in the mail from GOP Congress critters.


Not to mention the weird giant grandpa diaper/undies with stains on 'em.
 
2017-12-11 05:10:46 PM  

Azz: What many don't know is that starting with 2018, each issue of the Putin calendar comes with a bottle of finest Russian urine


Only for Americans. Its for marking their territory.
 
2017-12-11 05:11:28 PM  

fly_gal: He's clothed in all of them.  What a let down.


Consolation shirtless Vlad...bonus: classy as f*ck.

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2017-12-11 05:14:35 PM  
No picture of him riding a grizzly bear? Fake calendar.
 
2017-12-11 05:18:17 PM  
I love this calendar, I get it every year.

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2017-12-11 05:19:51 PM  
It's dicks all the way down.
 
2017-12-11 05:20:01 PM  
Bah, i dont need no stinkin calendar. In my office its april 2014 and thats the way i like it!!
 
2017-12-11 05:24:45 PM  
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2017-12-11 05:30:07 PM  

HedlessChickn: Naido: I can't fap to that

Trump will.


That's the other calendar, under a similar Fark headline - Putin comes out in 2018 calendar.
 
2017-12-11 05:35:57 PM  
August is one of the worst Photoshop jobs I've seen this side of Cosmopolitan covers.
 
2017-12-11 05:37:49 PM  

dj_bigbird: Meh, had mine for over a month, waiting to replace my 2017 Putin calendar
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Hey now, Vladi!  Don't you go ripping Prime Minister McSweatervest.
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2017-12-11 05:45:03 PM  
I'd rather see a Justin Trudeau calendar.
 
2017-12-11 05:47:31 PM  
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2017-12-11 05:47:48 PM  

Flappyhead: dj_bigbird: Meh, had mine for over a month, waiting to replace my 2017 Putin calendar
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Hey now, Vladi!  Don't you go ripping Prime Minister McSweatervest.
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wow, that's a serious throwback.
 
2017-12-11 06:01:17 PM  
 
2017-12-11 06:20:20 PM  
In what month does he suck his own dick?  I hate to be crass, but that's obviously his end goal.  Or maybe he'll just change February to Putinary.  Aside from Trump, I've never seen a man so in love with himself.
 
2017-12-11 06:23:23 PM  

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I am frightened and appalled. And yet I can't look away.
 
2017-12-11 06:31:09 PM  
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2017-12-11 06:34:13 PM  
Only of interest to Democrats
 
2017-12-11 06:40:59 PM  
Official calendar of trilby-tipping, onion-drinking /pol/shiatters everywhere.
 
2017-12-11 06:46:05 PM  

Mudd's woman: Destructor: [img.fark.net image 688x490][View Full Size image _x_]

I am frightened and appalled. And yet I can't look away.


IMHO, the master stroke is the expression on the Flying Zarathustra's puss looking back at Vlad.
 
2017-12-11 06:47:22 PM  
If I wanted a short bald guy calendar, I'd just get the Fark calendar.
 
2017-12-11 06:50:24 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: If I wanted a short bald guy calendar, I'd just get the Fark calendar.


I'm 6'1", I'll have you know
 
2017-12-11 06:53:48 PM  

HedlessChickn: Naido: I can't fap to that

Trump will.


Which, after I think about it bring up a question:

Who will be the Presidential puller apart of pages?
 
2017-12-11 07:21:20 PM  
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2017-12-11 07:57:30 PM  
I feel a GOP fundraiser coming on.
 
2017-12-11 08:21:48 PM  
They forgot a few other fake quotes:

"It is much better to kill civilians and blame it on terrorists than to kill terrorists.  When you kill a terrorist, he gives you only one life, but dead civilians are a gift that keeps on giving!!"

"Russia's fate is inextricably intertwined with the Far East.  Or at the very least it is useful to use it to make trouble for the West.  That is why we are happy to make friendly with China while helping North Korea start a war with the U.S.!!"

"The Soviet Union was all wrong because it is has the words 'Soviet' and 'Union' in its name. That is why the perfect empire for me would be something that looks exactly like the Soviet Union, ruled by me with a national party like the Communist Party, but is not the 'Soviet Union'."

"A lie is only a lie if people in Russia know that it is a lie.  Otherwise it is a perfectly serviceable truth that can advance my reputation with the Fatherland!!"

Of course nobody should make up fake quotes an attribute them to Putin.
 
2017-12-11 08:55:33 PM  

Gramma: I'd rather see a Justin Trudeau calendar.


So, uh, who do we talk to to make that happen...
 
2017-12-11 09:25:47 PM  

fly_gal: He's clothed in all of them.  What a let down.


I think he finally figured out the shirtless look is too gay
 
2017-12-11 09:37:08 PM  

Naido: I can't fap to that


You know how we know you aren't a Republican?
 
2017-12-11 09:40:17 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: Gramma: I'd rather see a Justin Trudeau calendar.

So, uh, who do we talk to to make that happen...


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https://www.amazon.com/Justin-Trudeau​-​Canadian-Boyfriend-Calendar/dp/0789333​848
 
2017-12-11 10:21:18 PM  

fly_gal: He's clothed in all of them.  What a let down.


Fear not, there are more than one 2018 Putin calendar...

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2017-12-11 10:53:24 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: If I wanted a short bald guy calendar, I'd just get the Fark calendar.


Why isn't there a FARK calendar?
 
2017-12-11 11:38:30 PM  
Well, at least this will give Melania Trump something better to stare at while her husband is wheezing away on top of her.
 
2017-12-12 10:57:47 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: I should be in the kitchen: Gramma: I'd rather see a Justin Trudeau calendar.

So, uh, who do we talk to to make that happen...

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https://www.amazon.com/Justin-Trudeau-​Canadian-Boyfriend-Calendar/dp/0789333​848


And yet, still no link to the Putin calendar. Not that I'd want one, but considering how much fun it would be for my friends with TDS to see, yeah it might be worth the investment.
 
2017-12-12 11:21:22 AM  

garandman1a: Dead for Tax Reasons: I should be in the kitchen: Gramma: I'd rather see a Justin Trudeau calendar.

So, uh, who do we talk to to make that happen...

[img.fark.net image 522x522][View Full Size image _x_]

https://www.amazon.com/Justin-Trudeau-​Canadian-Boyfriend-Calendar/dp/0789333​848

And yet, still no link to the Putin calendar. Not that I'd want one, but considering how much fun it would be for my friends with TDS to see, yeah it might be worth the investment.


I'm already liking your friends.
 
2017-12-12 12:03:38 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: I should be in the kitchen: Gramma: I'd rather see a Justin Trudeau calendar.

So, uh, who do we talk to to make that happen...

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https://www.amazon.com/Justin-Trudeau-​Canadian-Boyfriend-Calendar/dp/0789333​848


Thank you! In two days he will adorn my cubicle wall.
 
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