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(Toronto Star)   Star Wars: The Last Jedi stars remember Carrie Fisher: "Damn, someone spilled some baking soda on set and the next thing you know Carrie had a bendy straw in her hand and was running off naked into the woods"   ( thestar.com) divider line
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2017-12-11 03:34:51 PM  
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2017-12-11 03:59:03 PM  
That was just carbonite sickness.
 
2017-12-11 04:06:34 PM  
She died in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

Just as she wanted it :P
 
2017-12-11 04:06:37 PM  
Somebody must've spilled some here; it's damn dusty all of a sudden.
 
2017-12-11 04:21:50 PM  
I think everyone agrees that it's for the better her planned marriage to Jake Blues didn't go through. Even if she did go a little bugnuts afterward.
 
2017-12-11 04:53:14 PM  
Everyone talks about Carrie in Star Wars or Blues Brothers but remember her first role? She was only 22.
Carrie Fisher in Shampoo (1975)
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2017-12-11 04:58:18 PM  
If they put the FOR CARRIE at the beginning of Last Jedi, I'll weep like a jilted prom date.
 
2017-12-11 05:04:29 PM  
You're right, you're right.... I know you're right
 
2017-12-11 05:06:48 PM  

Zombie DJ: If they put the FOR CARRIE at the beginning of Last Jedi, I'll weep like a jilted prom date.


It's more likely at the end. With the "A long time ago" and the obligatory crawl, the beginning would be far too text heavy with an additional title card.
 
2017-12-11 05:06:51 PM  
Even if you ignore everything else, I will always love her for her snarky sense of humor alone.

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2017-12-11 05:13:57 PM  
It's gotta be tough when your dad is Vader and your no-good son is Kylo...    plus she went and got knocked up by that loser Han to top it off.  This lady got dealt the worst hand when it came to men.  Ironically, she would have been wise to just settle for Jaba...  at least he was a provider who had made something of himself.
 
2017-12-11 05:16:06 PM  
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2017-12-11 05:29:38 PM  

Zombie DJ: If they put the FOR CARRIE at the beginning of Last Jedi, I'll weep like a jilted prom date.


If they have a cast photo of everyone giving the middle finger, I will bawl like a baby.
 
2017-12-11 05:44:23 PM  

skylabdown: It's gotta be tough when your dad is Vader and your no-good son is Kylo...    plus she went and got knocked up by that loser Han to top it off.  This lady got dealt the worst hand when it came to men.  Ironically, she would have been wise to just settle for Jaba...  at least he was a provider who had made something of himself.


Han shot first...
 
2017-12-11 05:46:11 PM  

skylabdown: It's gotta be tough when your dad is Vader and your no-good son is Kylo...    plus she went and got knocked up by that loser Han to top it off.  This lady got dealt the worst hand when it came to men.  Ironically, she would have been wise to just settle for Jaba...  at least he was a provider who had made something of himself.


And, yet, she was the only Skywalker who didn't walk on the Darkside.

...wait, why is Chewie laughing?
 
2017-12-11 06:00:13 PM  

Twist2005: Somebody must've spilled some here; it's damn dusty all of a sudden.


These are the most numbening tears I've ever experienced. Damn, I need a cigarette
 
2017-12-11 06:08:30 PM  

Slypork: Everyone talks about Carrie in Star Wars or Blues Brothers but remember her first role? She was only 22.
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Holy crap this sounds and look like an intro to a cheap porno.
 
2017-12-11 06:09:58 PM  

punkwrestler: skylabdown: It's gotta be tough when your dad is Vader and your no-good son is Kylo...    plus she went and got knocked up by that loser Han to top it off.  This lady got dealt the worst hand when it came to men.  Ironically, she would have been wise to just settle for Jaba...  at least he was a provider who had made something of himself.

Han shot first...


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What you did there has been seen by this Farker.
 
2017-12-11 06:24:16 PM  
I know I'm going to cry when I see this movie.
Heck I cried when the Millennium Falcon was flying through the Star Destroyer remains in Force Awakens.

I was 10 when episode 4 came out and Princess Leia made a huge impact on me as a nerdy young girl who was constantly bullied and picked on. If I ever had a daughter, which I do not, that would be the Disney princess I would want her looking up to.

Let's just say I am fully prepared for all the feels this weekend. Heck it's really dusty in my house right now as it is. I bet the theater is going to be even dustier.
 
2017-12-11 07:06:36 PM  
RIP The People's Princess
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2017-12-11 07:36:46 PM  

Slypork: Everyone talks about Carrie in Star Wars or Blues Brothers but remember her first role? She was only 22.
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I was always fond of this one, she is beautiful here.
UNDER THE RAINBOW Movie Review (1981) Schlockmeisters #286
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2017-12-11 07:38:04 PM  

softshoes: Slypork: Everyone talks about Carrie in Star Wars or Blues Brothers but remember her first role? She was only 22.
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I was always fond of this one, she is beautiful here.
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I apologize, go to 6:20 for the goodness.
 
2017-12-11 07:42:59 PM  
One of TFA's biggest mistakes was underplaying Leia.  She should have been sassy, spirited.  She should have been Carrie.  Soon as she walks out that Transport, she should've punched Han in the face.
 
2017-12-11 07:52:54 PM  

softshoes: I was always fond of this one, she is beautiful here.
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Man that was hot.

Those dueling midgets made me sploosh like Peter North
 
2017-12-11 07:58:21 PM  

skylabdown: It's gotta be tough when your dad is Vader and your no-good son is Kylo...    plus she went and got knocked up by that loser Han to top it off.  This lady got dealt the worst hand when it came to men.  Ironically, she would have been wise to just settle for Jaba...  at least he was a provider who had made something of himself.


Had Alderan actually been Space-Alabama, she could just have continued humping her brother.
 
2017-12-11 08:00:20 PM  

iron de havilland: skylabdown: It's gotta be tough when your dad is Vader and your no-good son is Kylo...    plus she went and got knocked up by that loser Han to top it off.  This lady got dealt the worst hand when it came to men.  Ironically, she would have been wise to just settle for Jaba...  at least he was a provider who had made something of himself.

Had Alderan actually been Space-Alabama, she could just have continued humping her brother.


Huntsville?
 
2017-12-11 08:01:10 PM  
First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fark her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was farked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.

But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever farking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone.

It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
 
2017-12-11 08:08:35 PM  

iron de havilland: First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fark her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in ...


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2017-12-11 09:05:22 PM  
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2017-12-11 09:55:18 PM  

corgimommy: I know I'm going to cry when I see this movie.
Heck I cried when the Millennium Falcon was flying through the Star Destroyer remains in Force Awakens.

I was 10 when episode 4 came out and Princess Leia made a huge impact on me as a nerdy young girl who was constantly bullied and picked on. If I ever had a daughter, which I do not, that would be the Disney princess I would want her looking up to.

Let's just say I am fully prepared for all the feels this weekend. Heck it's really dusty in my house right now as it is. I bet the theater is going to be even dustier.


Can't say it better. Princess Leia will always be my favorite princess. She got down and dirty like the guys, yet still remained a feminine force.
 
2017-12-11 10:22:26 PM  
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2017-12-11 10:25:49 PM  
Into the garbage chute, flyboy
 
2017-12-11 10:52:04 PM  
Europe - Carrie (Official Video)
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2017-12-12 09:21:32 AM  
I wonder if Paul Simon will go see this movie?
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2017-12-12 09:32:44 AM  
The new Expanse has a character called Carrie Fisk, I wondered if that's a tribute
 
2017-12-12 03:51:53 PM  
She must've been fun to be friends with...
 
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