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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Every farking year. You know this wouldn't happen if they'd just nail Him down   ( cincinnati.com) divider line
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2017-12-10 09:34:03 PM  
"Tacky" headline
 
2017-12-10 09:41:54 PM  
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This cat was featured in Caturday recently. He'll hold the fort.
 
2017-12-10 10:13:20 PM  
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We tried that, and Xtians have been whining about it ever since.
 
2017-12-10 10:30:45 PM  
Jesus Christ, wipe your feet off. Were you born in a barn?
 
2017-12-10 10:59:19 PM  
This makes no frankincense. Our gold is clear, though. We will still have a Myrrhy Christmas.
 
2017-12-10 11:20:50 PM  
Nice headline.
 
2017-12-10 11:32:21 PM  
God obviously needed another angel
 
2017-12-10 11:41:02 PM  
bravo subby, that gave me a good laugh

Eric Idle - 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' - STEREO HQ
Youtube SJUhlRoBL8M
 
2017-12-10 11:41:40 PM  
Why didn't they pray for God's protection of the nativity?
 
2017-12-10 11:55:57 PM  
Do like some people do with their Christmas lights and cover him in Vaseline.
 
2017-12-11 12:06:36 AM  
plus, those nail holes will make things less messy when he grows up
 
2017-12-11 12:07:15 AM  
Learn something new every day. Didn't know Cincinnati was in northern Kentucky (though it does seem like KY country).

/ also didn't know theft of plastic lawn ornaments was newsworthy
 
2017-12-11 12:07:26 AM  
A guy I worked with did this once after getting shiatfaced at a Guitar Center holiday party. He didn't remember it, but we had pictures of him cuddled on the couch auth a plastic baby Jesus. Good times.
 
2017-12-11 12:08:08 AM  

crinz83: plus, those nail holes will make things less messy when he grows up


M&Ms fall out of his hands though.
 
2017-12-11 12:08:15 AM  
Why is Baby Jebus in the nativity scene anyway? Somebody is supposed to put him in the manger at midnight on Christmas Eve. Doesn't anyone read their Bible which tells us how to celebrate Christmas . . . oh, wait.
 
2017-12-11 12:09:00 AM  
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2017-12-11 12:10:42 AM  
he doesn't stay nailed for long....
 
2017-12-11 12:13:23 AM  

catmandu: Why is Baby Jebus in the nativity scene anyway? Somebody is supposed to put him in the manger at midnight on Christmas Eve. Doesn't anyone read their Bible which tells us how to celebrate Christmas . . . oh, wait.


They only read the parts that say queers are evil and Jews killed Jesus.

/ they're not real big on the 2nd Commandment
 
2017-12-11 12:15:21 AM  

Grumpy Cat: This makes no frankincense. Our gold is clear, though. We will still have a Myrrhy Christmas.


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2017-12-11 12:17:09 AM  
The Crow - Jesus Joke
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2017-12-11 12:17:55 AM  

catmandu: Why is Baby Jebus in the nativity scene anyway? Somebody is supposed to put him in the manger at midnight on Christmas Eve. Doesn't anyone read their Bible which tells us how to celebrate Christmas . . . oh, wait.


I learned that in Peru -- the manger scene doesn't have a baby until Christmas day. <head smack> Of COURSE IT DOESN'T!

Pictured: Manger scene in Aguas Calientes, Peru, made of Sprite bottles
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2017-12-11 12:19:02 AM  
Same time every year?  Seems like he's just hanging around.
 
2017-12-11 12:21:08 AM  
I'm sure he'll be back in three days.
 
2017-12-11 12:21:49 AM  
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2017-12-11 12:22:20 AM  

gunsmack: catmandu: Why is Baby Jebus in the nativity scene anyway? Somebody is supposed to put him in the manger at midnight on Christmas Eve. Doesn't anyone read their Bible which tells us how to celebrate Christmas . . . oh, wait.

They only read the parts that say queers are evil and Jews killed Jesus.

/ they're not real big on the 2nd Commandment


The Second Amendment, on the other hand...
 
2017-12-11 12:24:24 AM  
Can Roy Moore account for his whereabouts?
 
2017-12-11 12:25:41 AM  

a particular individual: gunsmack: catmandu: Why is Baby Jebus in the nativity scene anyway? Somebody is supposed to put him in the manger at midnight on Christmas Eve. Doesn't anyone read their Bible which tells us how to celebrate Christmas . . . oh, wait.

They only read the parts that say queers are evil and Jews killed Jesus.

/ they're not real big on the 2nd Commandment

The Second Amendment, on the other hand...


As soon as I hit "add comment", I  knew this was coming.
 
2017-12-11 12:29:28 AM  
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Come! You must have traveled far!
 
2017-12-11 12:37:07 AM  
How do they know he was stolen?  Maybe he came to life and toddled off.
 
2017-12-11 12:38:24 AM  
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Nails!? That's harsh man.

Have you tried staples?
 
2017-12-11 12:42:34 AM  

crinz83: plus, those nail holes will make things less messy when he grows up


But the scars are so obvious...It's a real (puts on sunglasses) stigma...
 
2017-12-11 12:50:55 AM  
The display is a special family heirloom that once belonged to Cobble's husband's grandfather.

If the picture is any indication you can buy the same display on Amazon for $88.
 
2017-12-11 12:53:56 AM  
Been in storage for a year, what do you expect? The nativs are restless.
 
2017-12-11 12:58:11 AM  

LordOfThePings: Been in storage for a year, what do you expect? The nativs are restless.


Oh god, I laughed for like, five minutes.
 
2017-12-11 01:02:37 AM  

Znuh: Oh god, I laughed for like, five minutes.


Thanks, you made my night. Been a tough day, too.
 
2017-12-11 01:05:27 AM  
HOTY
 
2017-12-11 01:05:55 AM  
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2017-12-11 01:06:01 AM  
This sort of thing happens about once a year around here. It will turn out to be a teenager stoner who was egged on by his friends.
 
2017-12-11 01:10:13 AM  
"I found Jesus!"

"Oh wonderful; you're finally saved!"

"No, no, I mean I found the baby Jesus from the nativity scene. I'm still a Pagan."

"Damn."
 
2017-12-11 01:19:55 AM  
If it was such a family heirloom you probably shouldn't have left it outside unattended.
 
2017-12-11 01:22:44 AM  
Job 1:21 Job said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD giveth, and the LORD taketh away; blessed be the name of the LORD.
 
2017-12-11 01:28:18 AM  
Good on the thief. He was just trying to let the idiot owners know that the nativity scene and dynamics of the virgin birth don't happen until the 25th. Ergo you don't put jebus in the scene until the clock strikes midnight.

If baby jebus is already on the manger crib like 2 farkin weeks b4 Xmas then WTF do they even bother? Christ! Some people I tell ya!
 
2017-12-11 01:30:26 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: If it was such a family heirloom you probably shouldn't have left it outside unattended.


Yeah, what idiots for thinking nobody'd be enough of an asshole to steal a family's Christmas decoration.
 
2017-12-11 01:35:57 AM  
Oh they'll nail Him down, all right, the moment He comes back.
 
2017-12-11 03:04:05 AM  
Tiger Lillies - Banging in the Nails (13 Jesuses)
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2017-12-11 03:57:26 AM  
Sweet baby Jesus
 
2017-12-11 04:24:00 AM  

mjjt: God obviously needed another angel


I don't think he'd be eligible, angels start out as angels, dead people don't become angels when they go to heaven. Different job spec.
 
2017-12-11 04:27:09 AM  

fusillade762: Do like some people do with their Christmas lights and cover him in Vaseline.


Everything's a butt-plug if you're brave enough?
 
2017-12-11 05:55:56 AM  
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2017-12-11 06:58:57 AM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: "Tacky" headline


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