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(PennLive)   Man was covered in blood and was armed with a fire poker to defend against 'they' who were trying to 'get him'   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2017-12-10 06:44:06 PM  
That is a Tuesday in Pasco County, Florida.
Every Tuesday, probably Thursday too. Friday they generally bring out the rifles.
 
2017-12-10 06:46:32 PM  
I've kind of pictured Grover from Sesame Street ending up this way.
 
2017-12-10 07:46:26 PM  
Police found Kilgore was under the influence of alcohol or a controlled substance.

I guess he doesn't love the smell of napalm in the morning anymore.
 
2017-12-10 08:31:00 PM  
Those fire pokers come in handy. We use ours to break up the salt in our water softener.
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2017-12-10 08:31:20 PM  
I'm not seeing a problem
 
2017-12-10 08:35:02 PM  
It's great that we're all just dismissing this guy as a crazy person.
 
2017-12-10 08:35:13 PM  
Covered in his own blood but no mention of injuries? Sounds like some supernatural shiat to me.
 
2017-12-10 08:36:16 PM  
Waas his name Susan?
 
2017-12-10 08:37:29 PM  
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Was he wearing a hockey mask?
 
2017-12-10 08:37:50 PM  
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2017-12-10 08:43:17 PM  
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2017-12-10 08:45:03 PM  
Mr. President!?!?
/DNRTFA
 
2017-12-10 08:55:17 PM  
"Alcohol OR a controlled substance..."
 
2017-12-10 08:56:15 PM  
"They charged him with disorderly conduct and public drunkenness and transported him to an area hospital for evaluation."

I fail to see the point of public intoxication laws. It seems that disorderly conduct covers just about everything a charge of public intoxication would. They're mostly used as an additional crime to charge someone with, which is often dropped in a plea deal. Or they're used on people who have been drinking, but police can't find anything else to charge them with. Either way, it serves no purpose.
 
2017-12-10 08:59:14 PM  
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2017-12-10 09:04:54 PM  
Paranoid schizophrenia is fun!

So are drug fugues!
 
2017-12-10 09:05:38 PM  
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2017-12-10 09:06:08 PM  
He's still alive, so I guess he wasn't black.
 
2017-12-10 09:06:09 PM  

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Beat me to it.
 
2017-12-10 09:09:17 PM  

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Beat me to it.


Fark you both, I'm totally triggered now, do you even have any idea how much money I owe the monks of St. Herod?!?
 
2017-12-10 09:09:46 PM  
FFS, is every thread gonna be about Trump tonight?
 
2017-12-10 09:13:32 PM  
Kilgore?? Well domo arigato mr roboto
 
2017-12-10 09:16:49 PM  

gunsmack: FFS, is every thread gonna be about Trump tonight?


It's a day ending in a "y", ain't it?
 
2017-12-10 09:38:00 PM  
Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the fire poker.
 
2017-12-10 09:42:06 PM  

Spaceballer: Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the fire poker.


"Mr Goodie Two-Shoes! *whack* Mr Goodie Two-Shoes! *whack*"
 
2017-12-10 09:47:55 PM  
We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right!
-- Dana Gould
 
2017-12-10 10:00:04 PM  
Was fire trying to get him?
 
2017-12-10 10:04:33 PM  
Sadly them who were trying to get Tim were too busy to deal with the guy covered in blood
 
2017-12-10 10:05:40 PM  

gerbilpox: We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right!
-- Dana Gould


We leave the world as we entered. bald, wrinkled, toothless, and unable to control our ability to use the restroom when we want
 
2017-12-10 10:14:22 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's great that we're all just dismissing this guy as a crazy person.


No, it's just assumed.
 
2017-12-10 10:37:26 PM  

fark'emfeed'emfish: "Alcohol OR a controlled substance..."


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2017-12-10 10:53:59 PM  
For him, it was Tuesday
 
2017-12-11 02:26:20 AM  
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2017-12-11 08:32:55 AM  

gwenners: fark'emfeed'emfish: "Alcohol OR a controlled substance..."

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Right?! Generally you can positively confirm the presence of alcohol...
 
2017-12-11 11:18:19 AM  
We are "Them". We are "They". We are the Men in Black.
 
2017-12-11 11:28:30 AM  
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