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(Do You Remember)   If you want to be a mall Santa you have to go to Santa college where you're taught how to always stay in character, how to bleach a beard, and how to find the secret bathrooms inside the malls   ( doyouremember.com) divider line
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2017-12-07 03:37:19 PM  
Do they teach you which toys will shoot a kid's eye out?
 
2017-12-07 03:56:22 PM  
"secret bathrooms inside the malls" = Sears furniture department
 
2017-12-07 04:02:02 PM  
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2017-12-07 04:11:43 PM  

gopher321: "secret bathrooms inside the malls" = Sears furniture department


Yep.  And that's been the case for the last 40 years or so.
 
2017-12-07 04:56:04 PM  
Simpsons did it!
 
2017-12-07 05:43:19 PM  
It's in the Ladies' Big and Tall
 
2017-12-07 05:44:02 PM  
Maybe when I'm in my 60's..  but as it is.. I prefer to be a bar hopping Santa and just interacting with grown ups..


The professional Santa world is very enteresting..  for a lot of these dudes..you spend half of the year preparing for two months worth of work that pays for it all..

It really is a full time job for these guys..

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2017-12-07 05:44:22 PM  
A good mall Santa needs to instill terror in the hearts of children...bonus points for sleeping out parents too.

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2017-12-07 05:44:57 PM  

guestguy: A good mall Santa needs to instill terror in the hearts of children...bonus points for sleeping out parents too.

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*skeeving
 
2017-12-07 05:52:51 PM  
Lesson 1: Peppermint schnapps smells like candy canes.
 
2017-12-07 05:54:12 PM  
Lesson 2: weed smoke does not
 
2017-12-07 05:54:50 PM  
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2017-12-07 05:55:06 PM  
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Step 1: Bring your own elf.
 
2017-12-07 05:59:23 PM  
Step 4:  Learn how to deal with Union strikes...

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2017-12-07 06:02:24 PM  
Thanks actually was pretty cool, subs. Thanks!

I mean, none of it was particularly surprising, but still fun to have it in one story.
 
2017-12-07 06:04:45 PM  
Sounds about as useful as real college in the 21st century.
 
2017-12-07 06:10:56 PM  
Nice read
 
2017-12-07 06:11:18 PM  
Still more legit than Trump University.
 
2017-12-07 06:17:23 PM  
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Looks awful Republican, don't it?
 
2017-12-07 06:21:36 PM  
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Dude caught Mrs. Claus banging an elf, leave him be.
 
2017-12-07 06:23:14 PM  
Homer Gets A Job As Santa - The Simpsons
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$13 in 1989 is equal to $25.49 when adjusted for inflation.
 
2017-12-07 06:27:19 PM  
Wait...I was told the Easter Bunny was teaching the course, regarding secret bathrooms??

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2017-12-07 06:32:26 PM  
Somewhat good movie about the subject:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1833652/
 
2017-12-07 06:42:54 PM  
I tried to find out what 'Santa University' cost but every link in the article and on the company's website is farked!
 
2017-12-07 06:48:31 PM  

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Looks awful Republican, don't it?


Senior tryouts for the St. Louis Cardinals!
 
2017-12-07 06:54:47 PM  
No mention of getting in the crate ?

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2017-12-07 07:29:12 PM  
I couldn't get into Santa College, but I was accepted into Clown College.

The good thing about Clown College?  Plenty of parking because most everybody comes in the same car.
 
2017-12-07 08:09:22 PM  

Brandi Morgan: I couldn't get into Santa College, but I was accepted into Clown College.


You got into Princeton?  Way to go!
 
2017-12-07 09:49:47 PM  

Flappyhead: Brandi Morgan: I couldn't get into Santa College, but I was accepted into Clown College.

You got into Princeton?  Way to go!


Nah...Berkeley
 
2017-12-07 11:16:33 PM  

Travis_Bickle: It's in the Ladies' Big and Tall


"That's right.  You ain't going to shiat. right for a month."
 
2017-12-08 08:14:01 AM  

bratface: I tried to find out what 'Santa University' cost but every link in the article and on the company's website is farked!


The company's "contact us" link works, but is mired in gobs of "fark off" and "we don't give a damn".
 
2017-12-08 01:26:53 PM  

LaughingRadish: bratface: I tried to find out what 'Santa University' cost but every link in the article and on the company's website is farked!

The company's "contact us" link works, but is mired in gobs of "fark off" and "we don't give a damn".


I saw the contact us 'link' but after all the broken links it wasn't worth the trouble , I was mildly interested in the cost but not enough to contact them.
 
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