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(North Jersey)   New Jersey residents outraged by cartoon cow's ass on ice cream parlor sign   ( northjersey.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Milk, ice cream, Air Ice Cream, Dairy Air Ice, owner Amy Tingle, derrière-themed ice cream, Ice Cream Co., sexual harassment  
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2017-12-07 03:01:46 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:05:54 PM  
Repeat...
 
2017-12-07 03:11:20 PM  
Dairy Air.... still good two days later.
 
2017-12-07 03:14:48 PM  
I am repulsed and offended

Which is why she took so many pictures of "dat ass".

Get over yourself, darling.
 
2017-12-07 03:14:58 PM  
Again?  You realize I'm going to skip straight to the furry porn and cut out all the useless discussion, right?
 
2017-12-07 03:15:54 PM  
"This kind of marketing scheme is the reason we currently have a sexual predator in the White House," she continued

Ice cream put Trump into the White House?  And here I thought it was voter apathy and the Russians.
 
2017-12-07 03:20:59 PM  
Piss off!

if I have to look at that Hippo's ass on the back of the party tent rental trucks, you can look at a cow's ass.
 
2017-12-07 03:40:51 PM  
Taintalizing.
 
2017-12-07 03:41:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "This kind of marketing scheme is the reason we currently have a sexual predator in the White House," she continued

Ice cream put Trump into the White House?  And here I thought it was voter apathy and the Russians.


I mean they call him Donny two scoops for a reason.
 
2017-12-07 03:41:30 PM  
I have outrage fatigue.
 
2017-12-07 03:42:04 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:43:17 PM  
The lady doth protest too much methinks.
 
2017-12-07 03:44:58 PM  
Again?

That is amazing!
 
2017-12-07 03:46:17 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:46:31 PM  
Oh my farking Jebus. Get a life, offended lady. It's stupid, sure, but you're blaming a cartoon cow for Trump? Go fark yourself, dumbass.
 
2017-12-07 03:47:59 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:48:02 PM  
Meanwhile, YOU ARE STILL IN farkING NEW JERSEY! Get some perspective you farking buttercup.

If you don't like it, do not give them any biz.
 
2017-12-07 03:48:19 PM  
Again?  You think theyd be used to it happening every day
 
2017-12-07 03:48:35 PM  
yesterday's headline was better.
 
2017-12-07 03:48:46 PM  
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Meh, could be worse...

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2017-12-07 03:48:47 PM  
Udderly disgusting.
 
2017-12-07 03:49:00 PM  
Don't heifer be so mad lady, the owners are just being cheeky.
 
2017-12-07 03:49:42 PM  

Smoking GNU: The lady doth protest too much methinks.


Notice from the article that her "life partner" said she agreed that it is offensive.  I guess her hatred of heterosexual men has no bounds.
 
2017-12-07 03:50:29 PM  
Okay, wait, furst (dohohoho) before the furry porn, we present fair and balanced coverage of objectionable cows.

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2017-12-07 03:51:03 PM  
 
2017-12-07 03:51:16 PM  
I miss Montclair. Excellent Ethiopian spot just around the corner from that place.
 
2017-12-07 03:52:03 PM  
Insert angry stick-man fapping away at his computer.
 
2017-12-07 03:52:43 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:53:28 PM  
As I said yesterday, I'd be more concerned about the flavor names: Backside Banana Split, Keister Key Lime and Coconut, Peanut Butt'r Booty, Oprah's Favorite Fanny, Backend Bourbon Blues, Bumm Rush, Sweet Cheeks and Chocolate, Devil's Derriere, Spankin' Strawberry Moon, Mexican Waffle Wedgie, and the Muffin-Top Money Maker.

I don't want to be reminded of ass while eating ice cream, unless Remy Lacroix is the cone.
 
2017-12-07 03:53:56 PM  
Stupid New Jerseyites.  Don't they know where milk comes from?
 
2017-12-07 03:54:22 PM  
It's appropriate because New Jersey smells like ass.
 
2017-12-07 03:55:12 PM  

Wellon Dowd: As I said yesterday, I'd be more concerned about the flavor names: Backside Banana Split, Keister Key Lime and Coconut, Peanut Butt'r Booty, Oprah's Favorite Fanny, Backend Bourbon Blues, Bumm Rush, Sweet Cheeks and Chocolate, Devil's Derriere, Spankin' Strawberry Moon, Mexican Waffle Wedgie, and the Muffin-Top Money Maker.

I don't want to be reminded of ass while eating ice cream, unless Remy Lacroix is the cone.


Maybe we can ruin fudge chocolate ice cream for you.....
 
2017-12-07 03:55:26 PM  
local business owner Amy Tingle, who blasted the store for sexualizing women to sell ice cream

Wait a second. Hold the phone.

Businesses sometimes use hot chicks to sell stuff?
 
2017-12-07 03:55:40 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:56:13 PM  
Tail raised in the air waiting for what?
For you to want to fark it, you idiot!
Geeze.
 
2017-12-07 03:56:22 PM  

rebelyell2006: Stupid New Jerseyites.  Don't they know where milk comes from?


Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste?
Whose behind does that come from?
You don't want to know.
 
2017-12-07 03:57:22 PM  
TWO SCOOPS OF VANILLA? No wonder morons are infuriated!

Nobody ain't offended by Donnie Two Scoops. He is a cow's behind.
 
2017-12-07 03:57:41 PM  
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Smoking GNU: The lady doth protest too much methinks.

Notice from the article that her "life partner" said she agreed that it is offensive. I guess her hatred of heterosexual men has no bounds.


Well the drawing is obviously done in a way to cater toward men in a sexually suggestive manner. Self respecting French cows would in not degrade themselves to be nothing more than a piece of meat.

Or the cartoon of the cow slightly resembles a dildo, but I could be reading too much into it.
 
2017-12-07 03:58:28 PM  

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Nightmare juice for tonight. Thanks.
 
2017-12-07 03:58:29 PM  

rebelyell2006: Stupid New Jerseyites.  Don't they know where milk comes from?


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Not everyone does...
 
2017-12-07 03:58:55 PM  
Or in Europe it could be a mascot for a children's park.

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2017-12-07 03:59:38 PM  
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/oblig
 
2017-12-07 04:00:16 PM  
Still?
 
2017-12-07 04:00:41 PM  
At least hey can protest by not shopping there. The rest of us are stuck with the horse's ass in the whitehouse
 
2017-12-07 04:00:53 PM  
Man, I really wanna fark that cow.
 
2017-12-07 04:02:42 PM  
SOMEONE FETCH MY CLUTCHING PEARLS!!!!!!
 
2017-12-07 04:02:43 PM  
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2017-12-07 04:03:15 PM  
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2017-12-07 04:03:40 PM  

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Heiffer has always bothered me a little bit as a concept.

He is a cow.
His name is Heiffer, which is a young immature cow.
Yet he is ostensibly male.

Also, he was raised by wolves.

Is this a parody of conservatism or is it just typical ignorance of how farm animals really work?

Cows are often male in cartoons and popular culture more generally. Has nobody ever taken these kids on a field trip to a Dairy? They could learn about lesbian sex and freaky food collectives.

There are few things more educational than a dairy farm.

Even if you attach a milking machine to your penises and die horribly.
 
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