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2017-12-07 11:24:21 AM  
Thank Jayzus for our Freedumbz.
 
2017-12-07 11:25:39 AM  
Aztec High School? Whose heart was cut out?
 
2017-12-07 11:26:01 AM  
It was obviously someone whose culture and political and religious beliefs lie completely opposite to your own!
 
2017-12-07 11:26:29 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:26:31 AM  
This is our world now. Learn to love it because nobody seems to care enough to stop it.
 
2017-12-07 11:26:36 AM  
Now isn't the time to talk about gun control.

Hope and prayers...
 
2017-12-07 11:26:36 AM  
Authorities suspect possible Spanish Conquistadors
 
2017-12-07 11:26:56 AM  
From the comments there are three schools in that area with active shooters...
 
2017-12-07 11:26:59 AM  
Shouldn't we get the Original bot to post the obligatory Onion article for these?
 
2017-12-07 11:27:02 AM  
Thoughts and Prayers Teams: ASSEMBLE.
 
2017-12-07 11:27:18 AM  
Since there are absolutely no details in that story, it's a bit early to call this a mass shooting, or even a shooting at all.
Let's hope this is the case.
 
2017-12-07 11:27:39 AM  
This isn't a farking news flash you wankers. There aren't even reports of someone being shot. And even if, then it's an everyday thing and as American as apple pie.
 
2017-12-07 11:27:39 AM  
Aztek, eh? And New Mexico? Hmmm....
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2017-12-07 11:27:50 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:28:05 AM  
There's an active shooter, we're not sure what's going on, but HEY PARENTS, COME PICK UP YOUR KIDS!
 
2017-12-07 11:28:37 AM  
Constant gun violence is exactly what the gun nuts want, and what the country voted for.

If you don't like it, you must be Canadian or something.
 
2017-12-07 11:28:38 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:28:55 AM  
Should I wait for more facts to come in, or is now the appropriate time to blame this incident on gun nuts/the NRA/Christian fundamentalists/Muslims/Immigrants/gay​s/evolution?
 
2017-12-07 11:29:45 AM  

lucksi: This isn't a farking news flash you wankers. There aren't even reports of someone being shot. And even if, then it's an everyday thing and as American as apple pie.


you read the farking article?

what are you, some kind of communist?
 
2017-12-07 11:30:09 AM  

Wadded Beef: Thoughts and Prayers Teams: ASSEMBLE.


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let me make a trip to the landfill
 
2017-12-07 11:30:10 AM  
I was just thinking that enough time might have passed for it to be time to talk about how to address the situation with guns in this country.
 
2017-12-07 11:30:26 AM  
Oh, big deal.  People get blown away in school all the time.  If you can't handle all this freedom, then why don't you move to one of the other, less free 40+ first-world nations that don't regularly have this kind of awesome problem.

I'll stay right here and enjoy the kiss of hot lead just like the Founders intended!
 
2017-12-07 11:30:37 AM  

Pinner: There's an active shooter, we're not sure what's going on, but HEY PARENTS, COME PICK UP YOUR KIDS!


GEE WE HOPE THE ACTIVE SHOOTER DOESN'T USE THIS ARTICLE FOR AN EXACT LOCATION WHERE KIDS ARE MASSED RIGHT NOW.
 
2017-12-07 11:31:38 AM  
Lovely.
 
2017-12-07 11:31:51 AM  
Oh, Thank God. Just the Daily Mass Murder (too soon to ask if the mass murderer used guns and masses of 'em).

I thought you were talking about the Doomsday Clock.

Remember, you can kill your whole family and anybody else who is standing around nearby and it does not count as a mass murder. Mass murders are for friends, coworkers and innocent bystanders. Not Famblies.
 
2017-12-07 11:31:51 AM  
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Nice.
 
2017-12-07 11:31:55 AM  

Senseless_drivel: Now isn't the time to talk about gun control.

Hope and prayers...


But perhaps it IS time to start a discussion to allow concealed carry permits across state lines.

Oh, wait...
 
2017-12-07 11:32:02 AM  
My clock stays as it is until we hit the FBI mass shooting definition of four dead.

/get to safety, kids.
 
2017-12-07 11:32:34 AM  

Walker: Aztec High School? Whose heart was cut out?


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2017-12-07 11:32:39 AM  
 
2017-12-07 11:32:50 AM  
 
2017-12-07 11:33:17 AM  
Can it really be a mass shooting since there are only 3 people in the town?
 
2017-12-07 11:34:12 AM  
Re-Re-Conquista?.

/Sorry
 
2017-12-07 11:34:38 AM  

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They are clearing the building wing by wing it sounds like. Don't sound too panicky.
 
2017-12-07 11:35:04 AM  
I feel certain that it we just had more guns to shoot people with, we could solve this problem of people being shot by guns.
 
2017-12-07 11:35:23 AM  
As an atheist, I have a direct Red Phone Hotline to God himself, no pions.

I don't like to use it though, because it seems needy and greedy to always be asking God for personal favours even though you don't believe in Him.

I wouldn't touch most people's God with a ten foot depleted uranium pole.

Especially the one who insists on the Faithful arming loonies and criminals. Because EVERY AMERICAN HAS A RIGHT TO AN ARMOURY OF THEIR OWN. CONSTITUTION AND/OR BIBLE SAYS SO!

Same deal as last time: add your own exclamation points to taste:  !!
 
2017-12-07 11:35:33 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:36:21 AM  

thehobbes: thehobbes: https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/fe​ed/26049 Scanner feed

They are clearing the building wing by wing it sounds like. Don't sound too panicky.


your better dispatchers and radio operators usually don't.  Which is somthing I dig about those guys.
 
2017-12-07 11:36:57 AM  
Sorry guys, I can't muster outrage anymore for any shootings with fewer than 10 deaths. 2 is basically the equivalent of a lovers spat anymore.
 
2017-12-07 11:37:09 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:37:12 AM  
too soon to talk about thoughts and prayers control abortion guns gay marriage bathrooms pedophilia
 
2017-12-07 11:37:25 AM  

Walker: Aztec High School? Whose heart was cut out?


It's high school, so everyone's?
 
2017-12-07 11:38:42 AM  
WTF is wrong with me that I read the story and was glad that it was *ONLY* two dead?
 
2017-12-07 11:38:59 AM  
Waiting for idiot boy to comment that "it least is wasn't in the U.S."!
 
2017-12-07 11:39:27 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:40:47 AM  
Is it bad that after I clicked the link the most shocking thing to me was that a news site in New Mexico has alerts for winter storm warnings???
 
2017-12-07 11:41:30 AM  

Strategeryz0r: Is it bad that after I clicked the link the most shocking thing to me was that a news site in New Mexico has alerts for winter storm warnings???


New Mexico has mountains...
 
2017-12-07 11:42:27 AM  
Ts and Ps inbound!

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2017-12-07 11:42:55 AM  

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Nice.


Angry looks more like he needs to increase his fiber consumption than angry.
 
2017-12-07 11:43:09 AM  
Damn i was awakened for this? keep these things for later in the day so I can get my beauty sleep, I really need it. Now it is back to bed! Wake me in a couple hours, if I survive! Retirement is so boring!
 
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