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(WGNO)   Not-so-smart Slidell burglar tries to disguise himself with a towel after realizing there was a camera in the home   ( wgno.com) divider line
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2017-12-07 09:14:45 AM  
Yeah, you're going to be easily identifiable with that incriminating fro.
 
2017-12-07 10:52:27 AM  
Bob?
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2017-12-07 10:53:15 AM  

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Done in 2
 
2017-12-07 10:53:40 AM  
"When burglarizing a home, always bring a towel"
 
2017-12-07 10:53:48 AM  
Good guard doggie.
 
2017-12-07 10:54:34 AM  
Did he also spray himself in her perfume to mask his scent?
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2017-12-07 10:57:14 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Did he also spray himself in her perfume to mask his scent?
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That entire scene cracked me the hell up - especially when they got to the reveal.
 
2017-12-07 10:57:32 AM  
Did he find anything that was almost entirely unlike tea? Was the dog(?) reciting poetry?
 
2017-12-07 10:58:23 AM  
Towel?  Should have used lemon juice.
 
2017-12-07 11:00:43 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:01:54 AM  
Slidell. Making Monroe look sophisticated for generations.
 
2017-12-07 11:02:44 AM  

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Way too few people have seen that movie. :-)


Harry Freakstorm: Good guard doggie.


And I found that to be funnier than the whole towel thing. That would be one fired dog... Surprised he didn't just start doing tricks and shiat.
 
2017-12-07 11:04:48 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:07:44 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:09:29 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:09:53 AM  
...you guys wanna get high?
 
2017-12-07 11:10:03 AM  
Mmmmm slider burgers...
 
2017-12-07 11:11:13 AM  

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Way too few people have seen that movie. :-)


Harry Freakstorm: Good guard doggie.

And I found that to be funnier than the whole towel thing. That would be one fired dog... Surprised he didn't just start doing tricks and shiat.


The fewer that know, the harder I laugh.
 
2017-12-07 11:12:53 AM  

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I shall mark my calendar.
 
2017-12-07 11:27:17 AM  
CSB: I used to work nights at a hotel, so had to cast an eye over the CCTV whenever I was passing the screen. One particular night I happened to be in the comms room when I saw a Range Rover pull into the car park. I grabbed the joystick and followed them as they drove around the back and the passenger got out - with a black towel over his head as he hastily peered into the cars to see what he could pilfer. I wasn't expected to do too much apart from call the police, so after I made sure they were on their way I ran out the car park, and just as the pleb was about the posh a window, I shouted "YOU LOOK LIKE A farkING IDIOT"

As lame a statement as it was, it did the trick and they swiftly scarpered, flipping the bird as they left. The police caught up with them shortly afterwards and it turned out the guy under the towel was dating one of our waitresses - hence the towel.

/CSB
 
2017-12-07 11:41:21 AM  
"Not-so-smart Slidell...."

stopped reading right there
 
2017-12-07 12:08:33 PM  
Maybe in Slidell I'll find my joy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhGt6​K​ktfS4
 
2017-12-07 12:44:35 PM  
stoopid ragger.
 
2017-12-07 01:28:04 PM  
Slidell Police are now looking for help identifying the suspect.

If he got away and nobody knows who the hell he is, then I'd say the towel did the trick.  "Not-so-smart"? I don't think so.
 
2017-12-07 01:28:20 PM  
  Anyone have a good recommendation for a security system that backs up to the cloud?  I keep meaning to install something but I am king procrastinator :*(
 
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