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(BBC) Boobies The Reindeer Boob is coming to town. Not safe for work   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-07 01:43:29 AM  
Perfect thing to wear when wondering around Paris to look at the butt plug Christmas tree.
 
2017-12-07 02:13:42 AM  
Utterly brilliant! "Tits oot fer the lads" is right out, because it's sexist. But "Show us your reindeer boobs" is appropriate, festive behavior for the holiday season!

That's not sexist at all!
 
2017-12-07 04:07:28 AM  
🎶Tis the season to show titty fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!🎶
 
2017-12-07 04:46:55 AM  
Reindeers?  I'll just wear a stocking.
 
2017-12-07 06:31:25 AM  
Glitter bomb your boobs?  Yeah, no thanks.
 
2017-12-07 06:55:12 AM  
Leave it to Christmas to ruin one of my favorite things
 
2017-12-07 06:55:13 AM  
I can see a lot of "reindeer" with stretch-marks and a tendency to look at the ground.
 
2017-12-07 06:56:54 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:07:59 AM  
Uh....yeah.

A walking harassment case.
 
2017-12-07 07:09:29 AM  
Raise your hand if ur paycheck don't cut it.
 
2017-12-07 07:12:27 AM  
In America, this would do nothing but cause trouble.  Even that story would cause so much trouble that the news source would be burned to the ground.
 
2017-12-07 07:12:43 AM  
I prefer the reindeer toe fad.

You take and ugly Christmas skirt and cut a hole.
 
2017-12-07 07:16:04 AM  
thought I was in the politics tab
 
2017-12-07 07:20:02 AM  
Old and busted: Ugly Christmas sweaters. New hotness: ugly reindeer boob sweaters?
 
2017-12-07 07:20:20 AM  
I'll just stick to the tried and true mistletoe glued to my belly button christmas tradition.
 
2017-12-07 07:21:21 AM  
You're creeping me out Britain! Stahp
 
2017-12-07 07:28:29 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:31:22 AM  
I was promised reindeer boob and, while that was delivered upon, i was surprised at the sight of reigndeer moob as well?

/gets eyebleach
 
2017-12-07 07:32:02 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:44:01 AM  
I'm sure someone is now going to make Christmas sweaters/jumpers with holes in them now exactly for this purpose. To bad there isn't a Sears catalog anymore.

I think it would be pretty odd to show up at a family Christmas party to see Aunt Gertrude wearing one of these. "Oh I haven't seen you in such a long time, come and give your Aunt Gertie a hug and a kiss!" SMOOCH.

I'll pass.
 
2017-12-07 07:44:33 AM  

Smoking GNU: I was promised reindeer boob and, while that was delivered upon, i was surprised at the sight of reigndeer moob as well?

/gets eyebleach


And cock-stockings if you scrolled down far enough
 
2017-12-07 07:44:34 AM  

SpaceyCat: Glitter bomb your boobs?  Yeah, no thanks.


You could always invite a special friend to wash off the glitter, sometime late on xmas eve.....
 
2017-12-07 07:45:10 AM  
Meh, it's not a trend until Ariel Winter starts doing it.

/oh please oh please...
 
2017-12-07 07:46:58 AM  

Another Government Employee: Uh....yeah.

A walking harassment case.


Seriously. I hope they don't complain if they are objectified or stared at.
 
2017-12-07 07:47:32 AM  
I seem to remember this being a blip of a thing last year too. Or have I just gone senile thanks to living in interesting times?
 
2017-12-07 07:47:54 AM  
So what if I unzipped my zipper, popped out Mr. Happy and put decorations all over it?

Could I become a congressmen, then?
 
2017-12-07 07:51:47 AM  
FTFA: This new trend has women dressing up their breasts as one of Santa's sleigh-hauling pets and posting pictures of the results on Instagram.

In your dreams, subby, in your wildest dreams!
 
2017-12-07 07:52:56 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:54:06 AM  

ol' gormsby: SpaceyCat: Glitter bomb your boobs? Yeah, no thanks.

You could always invite a special friend to wash off the glitter, sometime late on xmas eve.....


I mean, a friend would gently wash away the glitter with soapy water, gently stroking downwards to carry away those horrid, sparkly specks, making sure that your skin was gently cleansed of all reflective particles before tenderly putting you to bed to await Santa's arrival on xmas morning. Hooray!
 
2017-12-07 07:56:02 AM  

steklo: So what if I unzipped my zipper, popped out Mr. Happy and put decorations all over it?

Could I become a congressmen, then?


How do I know you didn't read the article.
 
2017-12-07 07:57:21 AM  
Meanwhile at Wooster OH,
:Hey hey no one needed to see that grandma.... just slip that mam back into place ok.
 
2017-12-07 07:59:24 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Another Government Employee: Uh....yeah.

A walking harassment case.

Seriously. I hope they don't complain if they are objectified or stared at.


Isn't that what they want? Look at me, look at me!
 
2017-12-07 07:59:39 AM  
Neither harassment nor respect are dependent on a woman's attire.  But in between harassment and respect are mistakes due to deviations from social norms.

If all women exposed their breasts on a regular basis - just walking around straight up topless all the time - it would be normal and guys wouldn't read anything into it.

But if a handful of women wear extremely unusual outfits that expose their breasts, then people assume they dressed that way for a reason, and they may make mistakes about what that reason was.

It's the difference between a woman in a thong at the beach, and a woman in a thong at an office Christmas party.  One is normal.  The other causes social confusion which can result in abnormal behavior.

Long story short, ladies feel free to dress like this, but until attire like this is normal please realize that men will be confused about your reasons, and cut them a little slack.  Not much, but some.
 
2017-12-07 08:03:35 AM  

Foolkiller: How do I know you didn't read the article.


Probably because the headline said "not safe for work" which is where I am right now. If you can call it that...

 Just pointing out that it seems ok for woman to pop out their boob and dress it up for the holidays but if a man took out his genitals, and decorated it would be a whole different story.
 
2017-12-07 08:03:50 AM  
Just turned the heater on for the first time this season.  I'm thinking that must be a chilly holiday costume.  I'll ask at the party today.

I'm sure the Moore campaign attorney is going to have his hands full with new edict requiring girl volunteers to dress up for his pedo voters.
 
2017-12-07 08:03:56 AM  

steklo: So what if I unzipped my zipper, popped out Mr. Happy and put decorations all over it?

Could I become a congressmen, then?


Only if you gave it a cheerleader outfit.
 
2017-12-07 08:04:54 AM  

TommyDeuce: Smoking GNU: I was promised reindeer boob and, while that was delivered upon, i was surprised at the sight of reigndeer moob as well?

/gets eyebleach

And cock-stockings if you scrolled down far enough


Glad i didn't, then.
 
2017-12-07 08:07:08 AM  

steklo: Just pointing out that it seems ok for woman to pop out their boob and dress it up for the holidays but if a man took out his genitals, and decorated it would be a whole different story.


Breasts aren't genitals, by definition.
 
2017-12-07 08:07:20 AM  

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This is where presentation is everything. If you browse her Instagram page, she is quite pleasing.
 
2017-12-07 08:13:11 AM  
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2017-12-07 08:13:59 AM  

SomeAmerican: Neither harassment nor respect are dependent on a woman's attire.  But in between harassment and respect are mistakes due to deviations from social norms.

If all women exposed their breasts on a regular basis - just walking around straight up topless all the time - it would be normal and guys wouldn't read anything into it.

But if a handful of women wear extremely unusual outfits that expose their breasts, then people assume they dressed that way for a reason, and they may make mistakes about what that reason was.

It's the difference between a woman in a thong at the beach, and a woman in a thong at an office Christmas party.  One is normal.  The other causes social confusion which can result in abnormal behavior.

Long story short, ladies feel free to dress like this, but until attire like this is normal please realize that men will be confused about your reasons, and cut them a little slack.  Not much, but some.


I'm sorry. There are no voices of reason allowed on this sensitive topic. Please see your way to the re-education facility. </s>
 
2017-12-07 08:14:02 AM  
Areola!!! That is all :-D
 
2017-12-07 08:16:12 AM  

SomeAmerican: steklo: Just pointing out that it seems ok for woman to pop out their boob and dress it up for the holidays but if a man took out his genitals, and decorated it would be a whole different story.

Breasts aren't genitals, by definition.


True, but over here in the USA, they are treated like naughty bits that should never been shown in public.

I don't think with all the sexual harassment stuff going on that any decent, American woman would ever cut a hole in their sweater, decorate their boob and put it on display like this.
 
2017-12-07 08:16:39 AM  

SomeAmerican: Neither harassment nor respect are dependent on a woman's attire.  But in between harassment and respect are mistakes due to deviations from social norms.

If all women exposed their breasts on a regular basis - just walking around straight up topless all the time - it would be normal and guys wouldn't read anything into it.

But if a handful of women wear extremely unusual outfits that expose their breasts, then people assume they dressed that way for a reason, and they may make mistakes about what that reason was.

It's the difference between a woman in a thong at the beach, and a woman in a thong at an office Christmas party.  One is normal.  The other causes social confusion which can result in abnormal behavior.

Long story short, ladies feel free to dress like this, but until attire like this is normal please realize that men will be confused about your reasons, and cut them a little slack.  Not much, but some.


Ugh.
 
2017-12-07 08:18:21 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Utterly Udderly brilliant! "Tits oot fer the lads" is right out, because it's sexist. But "Show us your reindeer boobs" is appropriate, festive behavior for the holiday season!

That's not sexist at all!


FTFY
 
2017-12-07 08:18:26 AM  
I welcome our reindeer boob overlords.  Sure, there will be a few sad, mournful reindeer but there might be more happy, perky ones.

Besides, one boob out is a sign of purity and goodness.  That's why lady justice has one out.  Not because she's blindfolded and extremely trusting of her courtier
 
2017-12-07 08:18:31 AM  

LiberalConservative: unfarkingbelievable: Another Government Employee: Uh....yeah.

A walking harassment case.

Seriously. I hope they don't complain if they are objectified or stared at.

Isn't that what they want? Look at me, look at me!


Well, yes and no.
Yes, they want to be looked at.
No, not by you.
 
2017-12-07 08:19:02 AM  

Big_Doofus: Ugh.


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2017-12-07 08:19:07 AM  

steklo: So what if I unzipped my zipper, popped out Mr. Happy and put decorations all over it?

Could I become a congressmen, then?


Or a newscaster
 
2017-12-07 08:20:32 AM  

johndalek: steklo: So what if I unzipped my zipper, popped out Mr. Happy and put decorations all over it?

Could I become a congressmen, then?

Or a newscaster


Or a movie studio mogul.
 
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