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(Mother Nature Network)   If you've ever wondered what would happen if you let a Smurf mate with a tarantula, here's your answer   ( mnn.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Snyder, Tarantula, Andrew Snyder, Eye, tree stump, rotted tree stump, Arthropod, Global Wildlife Conservation  
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2017-12-07 12:56:12 AM  
A hairy NOPE.
 
2017-12-07 01:37:40 AM  
That's pretty cool. Bright blue is one of those colors that makes avian predators say, "NOPE."
 
2017-12-07 06:42:58 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:19:30 AM  
Let them?  How do you stop them?  Smurf's gonna smurf.
 
2017-12-07 07:19:48 AM  
Uhhhh... yeah, that's one fanfic i will avoid forall of eternity.
 
2017-12-07 07:42:39 AM  
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2017-12-07 08:12:08 AM  
[right hand starts moving cursor toward Google search box]

[left hand reaches frantically for large cleaver]
 
2017-12-07 08:41:18 AM  
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2017-12-07 08:41:37 AM  
Blue tarantulas have been known for awhile.

My favorite is the Poecilotheria Metallica, so named because it's the most metal spider there is.

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Totally gets down to Lars, James and the boys.
 
2017-12-07 09:18:18 AM  
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2017-12-07 09:54:48 AM  
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2017-12-07 10:03:03 AM  

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lol. Apt handle is apt. XD
 
2017-12-07 10:12:52 AM  
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2017-12-07 10:26:24 AM  
A couple of those crawling around on a Christmas tree would make for the best ornament.
 
2017-12-07 10:28:42 AM  

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK IS THAT????

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2017-12-07 10:37:57 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Arachnophobe: [i.imgur.com image 320x180][View Full Size image _x_]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK IS THAT????

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That is a Tachikoma! Tachikoma believes in you, and knows you can do the thing!

They're from Ghost in the Shell, the anime and manga, I don't think they were in the ScarJo movie.
 
2017-12-07 10:43:25 AM  
Well there's only one female in the whole damn village, so what's a smurf to do?
 
2017-12-07 10:48:30 AM  

Arachnophobe: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Arachnophobe: [i.imgur.com image 320x180][View Full Size image _x_]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK IS THAT????

[media1.tenor.com image 498x258]

That is a Tachikoma! Tachikoma believes in you, and knows you can do the thing!

They're from Ghost in the Shell, the anime and manga, I don't think they were in the ScarJo movie.


Hm.  Reading up on them they don't seem so bad...but dayum!  LOL
 
2017-12-07 10:52:32 AM  
Alright listen up.

This is a torch
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This is a flashlight
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2017-12-07 10:53:16 AM  
Who needs to imagine, we have Deviant Art (and other even kookier sites) to handle portraying anything that the hellish human imagination can conceive of.  Plus a few extra things that no one wanted - I'm pretty sure that stuff just appears on servers somehow.
 
2017-12-07 11:04:09 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Alright listen up.

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Irrelevant, as anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
 
2017-12-07 11:52:59 AM  
Wow, that is an absolutely beautiful creature. Amazing.
 
2017-12-07 12:41:19 PM  
Nopey Smurf.
 
2017-12-07 01:01:41 PM  

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2017-12-07 02:55:09 PM  
it was the eye of a spider
it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye
of the spider
 
2017-12-07 03:27:45 PM  
A vivid, beautifully-colored NOPE.
 
2017-12-07 03:40:05 PM  
I hate spiders but....i gotta admit...that is one badass looking animal.
 
2017-12-07 07:30:42 PM  
What happens when Smurfette goes to college, majors in women's studies, and stops shaving.
 
2017-12-07 09:09:03 PM  
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You can find anything on the internet, even blue driders Smurf/spider hybrids.
 
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