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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Trump administration doesn't want to play without the Russians   ( kfor.com) divider line
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2017-12-07 06:03:08 AM  
34 votes:
Donald is worried they might defect.
2017-12-07 05:57:40 AM  
32 votes:

Odin's Other Eye: backhand.slap.of.reason: Also, the situation is that the same man who rigged the election for you have North Korea 20 years work of Missile Tech.

He wouldn't do that if he weren't intending for someone to set off a nuke in the United States, at your behest.

Oh Christ, this timeline isn't getting THAT dark, is it?


It has a FEMALE Doctor Who, Trump is Prez, The US became first to have legalized cannabis, The UK swallowed the Trolls Bait good and proper, and there's STILL money to be made from Madeline McCann.

We're not just through the looking glass, it's the Daily Mail's f*cking looking glass.
2017-12-07 06:20:46 AM  
15 votes:

phrawgh: Where's the complaint from some knob about a political thread on the main page?


Why's there a political thread on the main page?


You can thank my knob later
2017-12-07 05:47:31 AM  
13 votes:
fark you, Donald.  Pooty won't let you go, will he?

Trump, you biatch.
2017-12-07 07:48:49 AM  
12 votes:
See.

From years of looking at internet comments, I've learned that whenever a sentence begins with "See", or "How come" then the rest of the sentence will be really stupid.

I'm impressed that somebody has found a way to simplify that.
2017-12-07 06:54:07 AM  
11 votes:
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2017-12-07 11:49:11 AM  
10 votes:
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2017-12-07 10:05:35 AM  
8 votes:

stoli n coke: brap: Oh, this is just farking great, a lifetime of dedicating myself to the noble art of Equestrian Dressage, straight down the shiatter.

Pretty sure they weren't going to have dressage outside. In the winter. In Korea.


AND I wasted $100,000 getting the blacksmith to forge my trusty steed, Fancy Prancer hoove-sized snowshoes?

WELL FARK ME SQUARED.
2017-12-07 06:22:55 AM  
8 votes:

FlyingBacon: Subby, you are fake liberal news.


Found the knob...it goes to 11...
2017-12-07 06:11:02 AM  
8 votes:
If that were the actual case, and they were truly worried about NK, simply put Dennis Rodman there as a human shield. Problem solved!
2017-12-07 09:43:36 AM  
7 votes:

Ketchuponsteak: Are US athletes to stupid to make up their own mind whether they want to go or not?


"To stupid"?
2017-12-07 06:10:43 AM  
7 votes:
Where's the complaint from some knob about a political thread on the main page?
2017-12-07 09:12:48 AM  
6 votes:
Oh, this is just farking great, a lifetime of dedicating myself to the noble art of Equestrian Dressage, straight down the shiatter.
2017-12-07 05:52:47 AM  
6 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: fark you, Donald.  Pooty won't let you go, will he?

Trump, you biatch.


He's gonna get barrel marks on his spare tire at this rate.
2017-12-07 10:40:09 AM  
5 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: mrsleep: Still trying to convince yourselves there's a Russia connection?
LOL. The left really has gone loony.
Been a year, and ~$7 million spent on investigation, and still nothing.

They've already arrested numerous people involved with the administration and two of them have been wearing wires.


Dude, what part of "NOTHINGBURGER!" do you not understand?

Sure it's piled high with extra patties, lots of cheese, and all sorts of toppings, but NOTHINGBURGER!
AOW
2017-12-07 06:22:10 AM  
5 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: AOW: Meh less they don't wanna play without the Russians, more they don't want glow in the dark athletes....

That would make the Olympic athletes the only people in the world Trump cares about, and that's unlikely.


Haven't seen this on Trumps twitter feed, just from the UN ambassador, so what makes you think Trump even knows about the Olympics?
2017-12-07 06:18:35 AM  
5 votes:
Subby, you are fake liberal news.
2017-12-07 06:56:50 AM  
4 votes:
The hyperbole in this thread is of Olympic proportion.
2017-12-07 08:41:06 AM  
3 votes:
I see the regular Fark faux ragers are here getting their daily dose of fake news to fuel their trump rage.

Drew, this is getting ridiculous.
2017-12-07 06:16:12 AM  
3 votes:
Oh here's a topic that our dear leader can wrap his head around, athletes and the displays of patriotism. *head desk*
2017-12-07 06:05:45 AM  
3 votes:
It never ceases to amaze me how few people in Donald Trump's regime have never played Metro 2033: Last Light.

When a Russian tells you that you are going to do something together, you are farked if you play along.
2017-12-07 06:00:13 AM  
3 votes:

AOW: Meh less they don't wanna play without the Russians, more they don't want glow in the dark athletes....


That would make the Olympic athletes the only people in the world Trump cares about, and that's unlikely.
2017-12-07 05:52:29 AM  
3 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: Also, the situation is that the same man who rigged the election for you have North Korea 20 years work of Missile Tech.

He wouldn't do that if he weren't intending for someone to set off a nuke in the United States, at your behest.


Oh Christ, this timeline isn't getting THAT dark, is it?
2017-12-07 08:34:29 PM  
2 votes:

shroom: I have to say, I never thought I'd see the day where the IOC has more of an ethical spine than the U.S. government.  Carry on.


At this rate FIFA has more of an ethical spine than the present misadministration.  Just sayin'.
2017-12-07 10:21:17 AM  
2 votes:
Still trying to convince yourselves there's a Russia connection?
LOL. The left really has gone loony.
Been a year, and ~$7 million spent on investigation, and still nothing.
2017-12-07 07:57:51 AM  
2 votes:

gar1013: Two things:

1) who cares about the Olympics?  Without USA vs CCCP and BRD vs DDR there's not a good rivalry to create drama.

2) you do realize we've boycotted the Olympics before, right?


1)  I don't care about the Olympics, therefore, nobody else does either.

2)  This one thing happened in the past.  This means something.  I'm making good a good argument!
2017-12-07 07:40:35 AM  
2 votes:
resident dystopian:
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I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun,     it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus (russian-hooker-pee-pee tape)?
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2017-12-07 07:11:25 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: Yeah, if there was any real chance of North Korea attacking the Olympics, no one would be going.


On the other hand...if you see the Chinese team packing their bags on day two - call the airline and see if you can change your flight.
2017-12-07 07:10:48 AM  
2 votes:
SK is a fairly nasty place on a good day, how the heck did they win hosting the Olympics.

/Whores
//Booze
///Never mind
2017-12-07 06:20:02 AM  
2 votes:
I mean, China is the main reason we haven't already bombed them into nothingness, if they were to also kill Chinese athletes in an attack, literally nobody on the planet would be against an invasion.


There is literally no way NK would be behind any attack, there has to be other motives.
2017-12-07 06:06:23 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe if 45* would shut up about North Korea on Twitter the diplomats left at the state department might have a shot.
2017-12-07 05:37:28 PM  
1 vote:

backhand.slap.of.reason: fark you, Donald.  Pooty won't let you go, will he?

Trump, you biatch.


Well, that was disrespectful
2017-12-07 11:25:21 AM  
1 vote:

grumpfuff: HotWingConspiracy: mrsleep: Still trying to convince yourselves there's a Russia connection?
LOL. The left really has gone loony.
Been a year, and ~$7 million spent on investigation, and still nothing.

They've already arrested numerous people involved with the administration and two of them have been wearing wires.

Dude, what part of "NOTHINGBURGER!" do you not understand?

Sure it's piled high with extra patties, lots of cheese, and all sorts of toppings, but NOTHINGBURGER!


All those ties and contacts and meetings with Russians are just coincidences! All 100+ of them!  And we always seem to lie about them, fail to disclose them, or forget them, because there's nothing to them whatsoever.
2017-12-07 11:19:41 AM  
1 vote:

grumpfuff: HotWingConspiracy: mrsleep: Still trying to convince yourselves there's a Russia connection?
LOL. The left really has gone loony.
Been a year, and ~$7 million spent on investigation, and still nothing.

They've already arrested numerous people involved with the administration and two of them have been wearing wires.

Dude, what part of "NOTHINGBURGER!" do you not understand?

Sure it's piled high with extra patties, lots of cheese, and all sorts of toppings, but NOTHINGBURGER!


The ex-National Security Adviser pleading guilty and rolling on people is just politics as usual.
2017-12-07 11:02:39 AM  
1 vote:
Christ, what a Russian puppet.
2017-12-07 10:49:58 AM  
1 vote:

mrsleep: Still trying to convince yourselves there's a Russia connection?
LOL. The left really has gone loony.
Been a year, and ~$7 million spent on investigation, and still nothing.


The ones who have already pled seem convinced.

Now toddle back to Big Orange Daddy. If you use extra slobber you might be promoted from making Little Donny Great Again to Putin's cloaca-cleaner
2017-12-07 10:48:46 AM  
1 vote:
This headline is exactly what is so flucked up about the political environment now.  Perfect example of what should be ignored and treated as some idiot's comment, but will instead be taken as information to be digested.
2017-12-07 10:22:26 AM  
1 vote:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ketchuponsteak: Are US athletes to stupid to make up their own mind whether they want to go or not?

"To stupid"?


Yes, are they?
2017-12-07 08:08:11 AM  
1 vote:
Odds that the IOC will relent and Russian athletes are reinstated?

I'd say good.
2017-12-07 07:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
Dance, you Russian puppet, dance!
2017-12-07 07:57:48 AM  
1 vote:
Look, we will probably be at war by then if Trump is still in office and we will have had to bring back the draft. Many of those Olympians will be going over there, just for a slightly different competition.
2017-12-07 07:34:33 AM  
1 vote:
All those ex-pats, military dependents, and tens of thousands of military in S.K. are still ok for cannon fodder.
2017-12-07 07:13:47 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: wearetheworld: The hyperbole in this thread is of Olympic proportion.

Odd, I don't see a trace of hyperbole anywhere... oh, I remember your handle.  I've never seen you say something true.


See.
2017-12-07 07:08:16 AM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: Maybe if 45* would shut up about North Korea on Twitter the diplomats left at the state department might have a shot.


uh, about that 'state department diplomats' thing... there's been, uh,... things are running a bit different now.
2017-12-07 06:13:26 AM  
1 vote:

backhand.slap.of.reason: They did.  It's painfully obvious to anyone that pays attention.


Ya don't say...
AOW
2017-12-07 05:55:06 AM  
1 vote:
Meh less they don't wanna play without the Russians, more they don't want glow in the dark athletes....
2017-12-07 05:50:43 AM  
1 vote:
Or is it because Lyndsey Vonn has already said she would not make a White House visit?  Or that she said in her mind she represents the American people, not administration?
2017-12-07 05:49:09 AM  
1 vote:
Also, the situation is that the same man who rigged the election for you have North Korea 20 years work of Missile Tech.

He wouldn't do that if he weren't intending for someone to set off a nuke in the United States, at your behest.
 
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