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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Trump administration doesn't want to play without the Russians   ( kfor.com) divider line
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2017-12-07 05:47:31 AM  
fark you, Donald.  Pooty won't let you go, will he?

Trump, you biatch.
 
2017-12-07 05:49:09 AM  
Also, the situation is that the same man who rigged the election for you have North Korea 20 years work of Missile Tech.

He wouldn't do that if he weren't intending for someone to set off a nuke in the United States, at your behest.
 
2017-12-07 05:50:43 AM  
Or is it because Lyndsey Vonn has already said she would not make a White House visit?  Or that she said in her mind she represents the American people, not administration?
 
2017-12-07 05:52:29 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Also, the situation is that the same man who rigged the election for you have North Korea 20 years work of Missile Tech.

He wouldn't do that if he weren't intending for someone to set off a nuke in the United States, at your behest.


Oh Christ, this timeline isn't getting THAT dark, is it?
 
2017-12-07 05:52:47 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: fark you, Donald.  Pooty won't let you go, will he?

Trump, you biatch.


He's gonna get barrel marks on his spare tire at this rate.
 
2017-12-07 05:52:50 AM  

laststarfighter: Or is it because Lyndsey Vonn has already said she would not make a White House visit?  Or that she said in her mind she represents the American people, not administration?


Lindsey Vonn...i'll Be in my bunk...
 
AOW
2017-12-07 05:55:06 AM  
Meh less they don't wanna play without the Russians, more they don't want glow in the dark athletes....
 
2017-12-07 05:57:33 AM  
This is the icing on the cake:

How to dismantle sixty years of global leadership in eleven months.
 
2017-12-07 05:57:40 AM  

Odin's Other Eye: backhand.slap.of.reason: Also, the situation is that the same man who rigged the election for you have North Korea 20 years work of Missile Tech.

He wouldn't do that if he weren't intending for someone to set off a nuke in the United States, at your behest.

Oh Christ, this timeline isn't getting THAT dark, is it?


It has a FEMALE Doctor Who, Trump is Prez, The US became first to have legalized cannabis, The UK swallowed the Trolls Bait good and proper, and there's STILL money to be made from Madeline McCann.

We're not just through the looking glass, it's the Daily Mail's f*cking looking glass.
 
2017-12-07 06:00:13 AM  

AOW: Meh less they don't wanna play without the Russians, more they don't want glow in the dark athletes....


That would make the Olympic athletes the only people in the world Trump cares about, and that's unlikely.
 
2017-12-07 06:03:08 AM  
Donald is worried they might defect.
 
2017-12-07 06:05:45 AM  
It never ceases to amaze me how few people in Donald Trump's regime have never played Metro 2033: Last Light.

When a Russian tells you that you are going to do something together, you are farked if you play along.
 
2017-12-07 06:06:23 AM  
Maybe if 45* would shut up about North Korea on Twitter the diplomats left at the state department might have a shot.
 
2017-12-07 06:09:54 AM  
Oh for farks sake.  As if we haven't alienated enough allies, now we're telling South Korea it's not a safe enough place to send some athletes due to regional instability... after our president has basically been flicking matches at the North from his twitter account from beyond the range of Lil Kim's nukes.

These "America first" assholes don't seem to realize that we've always placed America first, the only difference is that in foreign affairs we used to pretend to care about the people we were hegemonying over in order to preserve the Pax Americana... because that is in our farking interest and it just so happens to be in almost everybody else's interest as well.

If the Russians didn't collude with Trump, they should have.
 
2017-12-07 06:10:43 AM  
Where's the complaint from some knob about a political thread on the main page?
 
2017-12-07 06:11:02 AM  
If that were the actual case, and they were truly worried about NK, simply put Dennis Rodman there as a human shield. Problem solved!
 
2017-12-07 06:11:19 AM  

electricjebus: Oh for farks sake.  As if we haven't alienated enough allies, now we're telling South Korea it's not a safe enough place to send some athletes due to regional instability... after our president has basically been flicking matches at the North from his twitter account from beyond the range of Lil Kim's nukes.

These "America first" assholes don't seem to realize that we've always placed America first, the only difference is that in foreign affairs we used to pretend to care about the people we were hegemonying over in order to preserve the Pax Americana... because that is in our farking interest and it just so happens to be in almost everybody else's interest as well.

If the Russians didn't collude with Trump, they should have.


They did.  It's painfully obvious to anyone that pays attention.
 
2017-12-07 06:13:26 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: They did.  It's painfully obvious to anyone that pays attention.


Ya don't say...
 
2017-12-07 06:16:12 AM  
Oh here's a topic that our dear leader can wrap his head around, athletes and the displays of patriotism. *head desk*
 
2017-12-07 06:18:05 AM  
Yes, NK would attack its few allies who participate at the Olympics, absolutely guaranteeing their almost immediate destruction with nobody willing to protect them anymore.
 
2017-12-07 06:18:35 AM  
Subby, you are fake liberal news.
 
2017-12-07 06:20:02 AM  
I mean, China is the main reason we haven't already bombed them into nothingness, if they were to also kill Chinese athletes in an attack, literally nobody on the planet would be against an invasion.


There is literally no way NK would be behind any attack, there has to be other motives.
 
2017-12-07 06:20:46 AM  

phrawgh: Where's the complaint from some knob about a political thread on the main page?


Why's there a political thread on the main page?


You can thank my knob later
 
AOW
2017-12-07 06:22:10 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: AOW: Meh less they don't wanna play without the Russians, more they don't want glow in the dark athletes....

That would make the Olympic athletes the only people in the world Trump cares about, and that's unlikely.


Haven't seen this on Trumps twitter feed, just from the UN ambassador, so what makes you think Trump even knows about the Olympics?
 
2017-12-07 06:22:55 AM  

FlyingBacon: Subby, you are fake liberal news.


Found the knob...it goes to 11...
 
2017-12-07 06:29:47 AM  
Are US athletes to stupid to make up their own mind whether they want to go or not?
 
2017-12-07 06:42:30 AM  
Yeah, if there was any real chance of North Korea attacking the Olympics, no one would be going.

This sounds like President Highbulp submitting to his master, again.
 
2017-12-07 06:49:36 AM  

Alphax: Yeah, if there was any real chance of North Korea attacking the Olympics, no one would be going.

This sounds like President Highbulp submitting to his master, again.


With Russia not going, they might just be helping North Korea attack.  Those rocket parts may need replacing.  They seem to like a like to do War Stuff around the Olympics.
 
2017-12-07 06:54:07 AM  
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2017-12-07 06:56:50 AM  
The hyperbole in this thread is of Olympic proportion.
 
2017-12-07 06:59:29 AM  

wearetheworld: The hyperbole in this thread is of Olympic proportion.


Odd, I don't see a trace of hyperbole anywhere... oh, I remember your handle.  I've never seen you say something true.
 
2017-12-07 07:02:58 AM  
Meanwhile, a real head of state would send the atheletes and affect not to be concerned. The sort of strongman that Donny wants to be would send the athletes, and taunt the rival, North Korea, about doing anything about it.

But Donny's just a scaredy cuck.
 
2017-12-07 07:08:16 AM  

BizarreMan: Maybe if 45* would shut up about North Korea on Twitter the diplomats left at the state department might have a shot.


uh, about that 'state department diplomats' thing... there's been, uh,... things are running a bit different now.
 
2017-12-07 07:10:48 AM  
SK is a fairly nasty place on a good day, how the heck did they win hosting the Olympics.

/Whores
//Booze
///Never mind
 
2017-12-07 07:11:25 AM  

Alphax: Yeah, if there was any real chance of North Korea attacking the Olympics, no one would be going.


On the other hand...if you see the Chinese team packing their bags on day two - call the airline and see if you can change your flight.
 
2017-12-07 07:13:47 AM  

Alphax: wearetheworld: The hyperbole in this thread is of Olympic proportion.

Odd, I don't see a trace of hyperbole anywhere... oh, I remember your handle.  I've never seen you say something true.


See.
 
2017-12-07 07:16:06 AM  

wearetheworld: Alphax: wearetheworld: The hyperbole in this thread is of Olympic proportion.

Odd, I don't see a trace of hyperbole anywhere... oh, I remember your handle.  I've never seen you say something true.

See.


If that's your idea of verbal judo, it's weak.
 
2017-12-07 07:21:25 AM  
Makes sense.  Trump plans to be at war with North Korea by next year.
 
2017-12-07 07:26:02 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: SK is a fairly nasty place on a good day, how the heck did they win hosting the Olympics.

/Whores
//Booze
///Never mind


Perhaps the other host cities are FINALLY seeing what a drain on resources the Olympics are, and how they manage to end up losing money while filling the IOC's coffers in the process. Every. Single. Time. Isn't that right, Rio De Janeiro?
 
2017-12-07 07:27:53 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: SK is a fairly nasty place on a good day, how the heck did they win hosting the Olympics.

/Whores
//Booze
///Never mind


Same way every country gets to host the Olympics: bribing the committee members.
 
2017-12-07 07:34:33 AM  
All those ex-pats, military dependents, and tens of thousands of military in S.K. are still ok for cannon fodder.
 
2017-12-07 07:40:35 AM  
resident dystopian:
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2017-12-07 07:45:40 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:48:08 AM  

SillBinger: I mean, China is the main reason we haven't already bombed them into nothingness, if they were to also kill Chinese athletes in an attack, literally nobody on the planet would be against an invasion.


There is literally no way NK would be behind any attack, there has to be other motives.


And by invasion you mean prompt and utter destruction from the air followed by humanitarian relief for the survivors right?

Because I don't think a blatant nuclear attack on the Olympics by DPRK would result in a land invasion.

In any case, too many people forget that Kim isn't insane. He's despotic and wacky, but he's not a Bond villain. He's a threat to the world order, certainly, but he's not going to decide to commit suicide for no reason.
 
2017-12-07 07:48:49 AM  
See.

From years of looking at internet comments, I've learned that whenever a sentence begins with "See", or "How come" then the rest of the sentence will be really stupid.

I'm impressed that somebody has found a way to simplify that.
 
2017-12-07 07:53:32 AM  
Two things:

1) who cares about the Olympics?  Without USA vs CCCP and BRD vs DDR there's not a good rivalry to create drama.

2) you do realize we've boycotted the Olympics before, right?
 
2017-12-07 07:57:48 AM  
Look, we will probably be at war by then if Trump is still in office and we will have had to bring back the draft. Many of those Olympians will be going over there, just for a slightly different competition.
 
2017-12-07 07:57:51 AM  

gar1013: Two things:

1) who cares about the Olympics?  Without USA vs CCCP and BRD vs DDR there's not a good rivalry to create drama.

2) you do realize we've boycotted the Olympics before, right?


1)  I don't care about the Olympics, therefore, nobody else does either.

2)  This one thing happened in the past.  This means something.  I'm making good a good argument!
 
2017-12-07 07:57:58 AM  
FTFA: According to a report, Nikki Haley, the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, is reportedly saying she's not certain we should send our athletes to the Olympics.

The terrorists have already won. Seriously, man-up you frkking pussy!
 
2017-12-07 07:59:36 AM  
Dance, you Russian puppet, dance!
 
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