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(Abc.net.au)   Man proves pen is mightier than sword, dies in vat of ink   ( abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Sad, ink vat, New South Wales, Sydney, Auburn industrial accident, DIC Australia, NSW Ambulance Superintendent  
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2017-12-06 11:57:24 PM  
The pen used to be mightier, but then Jeorg built a sword launcher.
2017-12-07 01:24:19 AM  
He dyed?
2017-12-07 01:29:20 AM  
This is just dark.
2017-12-07 02:18:11 AM  
Blotted out from history.
2017-12-07 02:23:47 AM  
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2017-12-07 02:30:02 AM  
Article fails to mention the color of the ink.
Well color me surprised.
2017-12-07 02:31:18 AM  
I mean basically, I hope it was black ink. Because I have a particular image in mind...

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2017-12-07 02:36:44 AM  
even the ink in australia is trying to kill us
2017-12-07 02:36:51 AM  
What an Ink! dying might look like...

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2017-12-07 02:52:10 AM  
2017-12-07 03:09:36 AM  
Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O'Malley of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "Knowing Brian O'Malley as well as I did, I don't think so," said the foreman, "He got out three times to go to the men's room."
2017-12-07 03:09:47 AM  

lordargent: Article fails to mention the color of the ink.
Well color colour me surprised.

It's Australia man.
2017-12-07 03:16:53 AM  
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2017-12-07 04:46:58 AM  
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That my friends is hardcore.
2017-12-07 06:35:28 AM  
Never mess with people who buy ink by the barrel.
2017-12-07 07:13:11 AM  
It sounds like there was a stirrer in the vat that wasn't turned off for maintenance.
2017-12-07 07:39:32 AM  
Better that than a vat of mighty penises.
2017-12-07 07:50:59 AM  
Sesame Street - The Villain In The Panama Hat
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2017-12-07 08:31:09 AM  
"The last person deteriorated on the scene ... "

That sounds messy
2017-12-07 08:41:31 AM  
DIC Australia's website said the company produced inks for magazines, packaging and other printing products as well as metal decoration for foods and drinks.

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2017-12-07 08:59:02 AM  
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2017-12-07 09:08:20 AM  
Which 's'-word? Some of them cut pretty deep...
2017-12-07 10:03:02 AM  
I guess he wanted to make his mark before he died.

/Got nuthin'
2017-12-07 10:06:19 AM  
Did he get out three times to pee?

/Wait, that's not how that joke goes.
2017-12-07 10:22:00 AM  
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2017-12-07 10:55:26 AM  
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2017-12-07 11:43:37 AM  
We'll miss the guy.  He was really dedicated to the business.  He really threw himself into the work.
2017-12-07 12:04:17 PM  
He drowned in ink? Well, well, well. Guess they'll just have to write him off as a blot on their reputation.
2017-12-07 03:16:25 PM  
Sources say his family are feeling blue about it, citing a dark time....
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