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(USA Today)   The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 11:44:59 PM  
45 votes:
Jesus, what assholes.
Glad the kid is finally vindicated, he was also abused by the police here.
2017-12-07 12:24:43 AM  
22 votes:
He's not a kid. You could almost say he was never a kid.
2017-12-07 12:48:12 AM  
21 votes:
So Santa Barbara sends the tape to LA where the cops will put it in their closed file and forget about it, as per the manual.

Good to see LAPD is operating at optimal cover up.
2017-12-07 12:52:04 AM  
20 votes:
So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?
2017-12-07 05:18:03 AM  
19 votes:
"One of the many confounding aspects of the Feldman case is that it's not clear why he reported his allegations in Santa Barbara County if the alleged abuse took place in Los Angeles County. "

That's not confounding at all, people who don't interact with law enforcement regularly don't usually consider jurisdiction, they just go wherever's closest.  Santa Barbara sheriff's may have taken a courtesy report, but should have referred it to the proper agency, or told him no and directed him to the proper agency.  That they still had it is inexcusable.
2017-12-07 03:04:11 AM  
14 votes:

8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?


Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.
2017-12-07 01:38:58 AM  
13 votes:
I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.
2017-12-07 07:55:02 AM  
12 votes:
I don't think MJ was a real pedo either. I think he was just really farking crazy, and wanted to be a child himself. So of course he touched and petted and fondled the little kids just like he was a little kid himself, and I'm sure some of it was quite weird. Maybe the farking parents should have quit sending their kids over to a grown man's house where it was already known that he was quite weird (and had rumors of child molestation.) Then the kid comes home, and when Mommy says, What happened over at MJ's house today? The kid says, Well, he likes to hug us a lot, and then Mommy says, "LAWSUIT!"

None of MJs kids ever mentioned any kind of weird behavior like that. Most kiddie diddlers I've ever heard of will go after their own kids. And he had the perfect setup--he bought those children. He could have done anything he wanted with them. When one of them says that Daddy molested them, I'll buy it.

MJ could have been victimized by anybody, he was his entire life. Naturally some people look at people like that and see money and opportunity.

/so that's what I think
2017-12-07 02:21:53 AM  
12 votes:

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent


Is this a joke?
2017-12-07 05:55:41 AM  
11 votes:
Let's not forget that Corey was Michael Jackson's biggest defender.

Did Jackson molest kids?  I know the State failed to prove it.  I also think they were railroading him.  But, he did show signs of the psychological profile of non-sadistic pedophile--he had improper relationships with children that were emotionally intense and in which he viewed them as peerage.

When a 40 year old looks at a 7 year old and thinks this guy is on my level anything can happen.
2017-12-07 05:25:49 AM  
11 votes:

biggamehickman: 8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.


Also the deposition where he admitted giving children drugs to lower their inhibitions and sleep in bed with him.  But no; he was TOTALLY innocent.  Give me a farking break.

Oh wait, he brought up that it was because of Jackson's race.  That makes more sense now.
2017-12-07 05:31:56 AM  
10 votes:

biggamehickman: 8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.


"Jackson was not in possession of images that constitute as 'child pornography.'"

But it does go on to speculate possible nefarious uses of some non-pornographic pictures he was in possession of. There's no way that could be construed as trying to frame someone, right? I mean, you probably have candy at home. Candy can be used by predators to coerce children into dangerous situations. Why are you a predator?
2017-12-07 12:31:26 AM  
10 votes:

Tanqueray: He's not a kid. You could almost say he was never a kid.


It's a relative-to-my-age thing.
But I agree with your second sentence.
2017-12-07 09:18:06 AM  
8 votes:

FnkyTwn: cryinoutloud: I don't think MJ was a real pedo either. ... So of course he touched and petted and fondled the little kids
WTF???
The rest of your post is batshiat bizarro too.


You don't see the difference between being a kiddy diddler and just a weirdo? They can get pretty handsy. You have to watch mental patients all the time, they don't have appropriate boundaries. And I don't mean just sexual stuff. They don't understand what touching is about. And yes, MJ was that farking crazy. That's not much crazier than some of these female assaulters, who seem to have never learned what "good touch" and "bad touch" is all about.

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This is adorable, right? Yes, there's tons of results for "kids hugging each other." Now imagine that MJ, who is also about five emotionally, is one of those little boys. PEDOPHILIA. But he didn't know any better, any more than a five-year old who goes around kissing little girls knows that he shouldn't.  Maybe he crossed the line--and he probably did, or the kids thought he did--but I can't see him as a deliberate, seasoned pedo. He was mentally a child himself. Then all those parents were willing to exploit their own farking kids to get close to the weirdo, and he was starved for affection, just like any child.

His kids loved him. Maybe that's the result of abuse, but they have never made a peep about it. And none of the other Jackson kids have ever said that they were sexually abused (the adult, old ones--Michaels' siblings.) He wouldn't have learned it from his upbringing.
2017-12-07 07:58:57 AM  
8 votes:

cryinoutloud: I don't think MJ was a real pedo either. ... So of course he touched and petted and fondled the little kids


WTF???

The rest of your post is batshiat bizarro too.
2017-12-07 01:48:20 AM  
7 votes:

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


I have listened to the private investigator who broke the case for the public. He wasn't framed.
2017-12-07 10:49:59 AM  
6 votes:
California statute of limitations had expired

Why is there a statute of limitations on raping children?
2017-12-07 05:59:29 AM  
6 votes:

8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?


Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)
2017-12-07 05:24:13 AM  
6 votes:

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


Michael Jackson was innocent?  Really?
2017-12-07 04:28:45 AM  
6 votes:

Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.


Is this another joke?
2017-12-07 03:43:56 AM  
6 votes:

Ed Grubermann: fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.

A movie with endless upskirt shots of a 14-year-old girl is "terrible"? Well, okay, that is pretty terrible.


A great part of being young in the 80s was having her as an "older girl" fantasy
2017-12-07 01:27:24 AM  
6 votes:

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


Hey now, there was good money to be made doing both those things.
2017-12-07 07:22:03 AM  
5 votes:

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


I'm sorry, when was it determined that MJ was "innocent"? Dying doesn't exonerate you, and just because he supposedly didn't abuse Feldman, doesn't mean he's not a pedo.

I think Feldman's "crowdfunding $500,000 to make a movie that reveals the celebrity at the top of some giant 30+ year hollywood pedo conspiracy" is a complete bullshiat grab for money. And the only 'names' he's named so far are people who have already been convicted of being pedos, so it's almost like Feldman doesn't have a list, and instead pulls his names from the local paper.

Corey Haim's mom blames Feldman for introducing the pedo that abused him to her son, and she's threatened to sue Feldman if Haim's name ever comes out of his mouth again. She's tired of Feldman trying to squeeze money out of her dead son's memory.

I remember 30 years ago when this first came to light. I remember the stories of Feldman's "vast pedo conspiracy", that he's apparently been happy to be keep silent about all this time. So either he's getting paid to keep quiet, or it doesn't exist. It's not like they've threatened his non-existent career. And NOW.. now when alllllllll these women are coming forward, you'd think he would finally have the courage to name names, but nope. Now he needs to get paid first. He's either a liar or an asshole.
2017-12-07 04:43:34 AM  
5 votes:

insertsnarkyusername: To be fair he's been talking about widespread pedophilia among the hollywood elite for years and hasn't named any important names.I wouldn't be surprised if the only thing on those tapes is him talking about how much he knows but saying he can't say anything. Still hasn't now even in this current climate, seems like a boy who cried wolf scenario at this point.


Concerning that, if he is truthful is that he never knew the names or quickly forgot them not realizing the import. His recollection is indeed sketchy but I get the sense something indeed happened that traumatized him.
2017-12-07 03:15:32 AM  
5 votes:

8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?


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It's probably like a joke to him.
2017-12-07 09:22:28 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.


It's a great movie when you're ten years old and your biggest joy in life is running around the woods pretending to have adventures and yelling about stuff.
It's not so great if you're an adult, but it's not made for adults.
2017-12-07 06:22:23 AM  
4 votes:

SirMadness: Kirablue42: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?

I have listened to the private investigator who broke the case for the public. He wasn't framed.

Well if a felon trying to make a book deal alleges it without providing any details, it must be true, right?


I believe him. Being a felon has nothing to do with this subject. He wasn't a felon when it happened.
2017-12-07 04:42:54 AM  
4 votes:

8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/​e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.
2017-12-07 04:00:07 AM  
4 votes:
To be fair he's been talking about widespread pedophilia among the hollywood elite for years and hasn't named any important names.I wouldn't be surprised if the only thing on those tapes is him talking about how much he knows but saying he can't say anything. Still hasn't now even in this current climate, seems like a boy who cried wolf scenario at this point.
2017-12-07 03:01:01 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.


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2017-12-07 08:50:49 AM  
3 votes:

serpent_sky: if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet.


How's that working out for Al Franken?  Hasn't been charged with a damn thing, and I don't suspect he ever will.  Reputation permanently destroyed.  He's likely going to resign today and even if later down the road all the allegations are proven to be 100% BS he will always be remembered as a sexual molester that resigned in disgrace.  He's a celebrity so the allegations get page 1 and the determination that they are BS get page 28.

I can understand why a rich person would pay an accuser to STFU and go away.
2017-12-07 08:03:29 AM  
3 votes:

Lady J: serpent_sky: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)

There was a time I thought I'd never get over him dying. In some ways I don't think I ever really have.

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I must have missed the boat on that one; never knew the fascination with River Phoenix.  Dying young is a sad event no doubt, but the hype around him always escaped me.
2017-12-07 07:22:08 AM  
3 votes:
Say hello to the night. Lost boys.

sigh
2017-12-07 06:02:26 AM  
3 votes:
Q: what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon.  Michael Jackson liked little boys.
2017-12-07 03:39:49 AM  
3 votes:
I like the big pic of him sitting across from Lauer
2017-12-07 11:03:17 AM  
2 votes:
It's amusing, all this "shocked" reaction to something that's always happened here and in every other place on earth: victims of sexual assault and/or harassment being told, essentially, to shut up and investigations of powerful people either ended or never started.

Kinda like how "shocked" everyone was in 2016 when an obviously racist asshole was elected president.
2017-12-07 09:51:51 AM  
2 votes:
Back then, people thought that male-on-male sexual assault was something that only happened if the one being assaulted was a weak, girly boy.  They considered it a problem with the assaulted person, not the assaulter. 

I doubt anything has changed.
2017-12-07 06:35:15 AM  
2 votes:

Kevin72: Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American


Now that's just crazy talk.
2017-12-07 06:15:18 AM  
2 votes:

serpent_sky: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)


There was a time I thought I'd never get over him dying. In some ways I don't think I ever really have.

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2017-12-07 06:05:43 AM  
2 votes:

wejash: So Santa Barbara sends the tape to LA where the cops will put it in their closed file and forget about it, as per the manual.

Good to see LAPD is operating at optimal cover up.


They have top men working on it.

Top. Men.
2017-12-07 05:10:33 AM  
2 votes:
Got muddled up with Corey Haim for a moment then.

He's dead and his end was really sad. He used to sit around in a bathrobe outside his house hoping that one of his neighbours would talk to him.

I recommend you don't go read up on it if you were a fan.
2017-12-07 03:50:22 AM  
2 votes:

Kirablue42: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?

I have listened to the private investigator who broke the case for the public. He wasn't framed.


Well if a felon trying to make a book deal alleges it without providing any details, it must be true, right?
2017-12-07 06:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

Shakin_Haitian: cryinoutloud: FnkyTwn: cryinoutloud: I don't think MJ was a real pedo either. ... So of course he touched and petted and fondled the little kids
WTF???
The rest of your post is batshiat bizarro too.

You don't see the difference between being a kiddy diddler and just a weirdo? They can get pretty handsy. You have to watch mental patients all the time, they don't have appropriate boundaries. And I don't mean just sexual stuff. They don't understand what touching is about. And yes, MJ was that farking crazy. That's not much crazier than some of these female assaulters, who seem to have never learned what "good touch" and "bad touch" is all about.

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This is adorable, right? Yes, there's tons of results for "kids hugging each other." Now imagine that MJ, who is also about five emotionally, is one of those little boys. PEDOPHILIA. But he didn't know any better, any more than a five-year old who goes around kissing little girls knows that he shouldn't.  Maybe he crossed the line--and he probably did, or the kids thought he did--but I can't see him as a deliberate, seasoned pedo. He was mentally a child himself. Then all those parents were willing to exploit their own farking kids to get close to the weirdo, and he was starved for affection, just like any child.

His kids loved him. Maybe that's the result of abuse, but they have never made a peep about it. And none of the other Jackson kids have ever said that they were sexually abused (the adult, old ones--Michaels' siblings.) He wouldn't have learned it from his upbringing.

You're saying Michael Jackson was retarded?


You made me spit my rum & coke out goddarn it.
2017-12-07 02:44:37 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.


BASTARD!
2017-12-07 12:30:55 PM  
1 vote:

fnordest: Why is the statute of limitations up on this, yet starlets report happenings from 30 yrs ago?


Because Corey isn't bankable. Oh and he's a male. Sadly, men and young men are not taken seriously enough when there are claims of abuse. The double standards piss me off.
2017-12-07 12:26:32 PM  
1 vote:

mrsleep: Kevin72: davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

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It's probably like a joke to him.

So the drug gangs in Mexico who actually do decapitation against anyone who gets in their way is a joke. I've given up long ago on the concerns of illegal immigrantion when I realized that California is doing just fine in spite of it. This was not so obvious when we were burdened by the failing Bush economy which, if you remember, Lehman Brothers who survived the Civil War went bankrupt.

All depends on how you define fine.
I didn't feel like we were doing fine when my wife's identity was stolen by an illegal immigrant.
Nor did my buddy when his identity was stolen by an illegal immigrant.
I know you think it's a victimless crime, but it really isn't.


wow. A nice thread about 80s and 90s movies... and you make it about race.
2017-12-07 12:22:12 PM  
1 vote:

Kevin72: davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

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It's probably like a joke to him.

So the drug gangs in Mexico who actually do decapitation against anyone who gets in their way is a joke. I've given up long ago on the concerns of illegal immigrantion when I realized that California is doing just fine in spite of it. This was not so obvious when we were burdened by the failing Bush economy which, if you remember, Lehman Brothers who survived the Civil War went bankrupt.


All depends on how you define fine.
I didn't feel like we were doing fine when my wife's identity was stolen by an illegal immigrant.
Nor did my buddy when his identity was stolen by an illegal immigrant.
I know you think it's a victimless crime, but it really isn't.
2017-12-07 11:11:23 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: California statute of limitations had expired

Why is there a statute of limitations on raping children?


Why do you think?
2017-12-07 10:26:08 AM  
1 vote:
Why is the statute of limitations up on this, yet starlets report happenings from 30 yrs ago?
2017-12-07 10:06:34 AM  
1 vote:

Lady J: Say hello to the night. Lost boys.

sigh


**cries***
2017-12-07 09:47:32 AM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: FnkyTwn: cryinoutloud: I don't think MJ was a real pedo either. ... So of course he touched and petted and fondled the little kids
WTF???
The rest of your post is batshiat bizarro too.

You don't see the difference between being a kiddy diddler and just a weirdo? They can get pretty handsy. You have to watch mental patients all the time, they don't have appropriate boundaries. And I don't mean just sexual stuff. They don't understand what touching is about. And yes, MJ was that farking crazy. That's not much crazier than some of these female assaulters, who seem to have never learned what "good touch" and "bad touch" is all about.

[img.fark.net image 425x256][View Full Size image _x_]

This is adorable, right? Yes, there's tons of results for "kids hugging each other." Now imagine that MJ, who is also about five emotionally, is one of those little boys. PEDOPHILIA. But he didn't know any better, any more than a five-year old who goes around kissing little girls knows that he shouldn't.  Maybe he crossed the line--and he probably did, or the kids thought he did--but I can't see him as a deliberate, seasoned pedo. He was mentally a child himself. Then all those parents were willing to exploit their own farking kids to get close to the weirdo, and he was starved for affection, just like any child.

His kids loved him. Maybe that's the result of abuse, but they have never made a peep about it. And none of the other Jackson kids have ever said that they were sexually abused (the adult, old ones--Michaels' siblings.) He wouldn't have learned it from his upbringing.


You're saying Michael Jackson was retarded?
2017-12-07 09:25:14 AM  
1 vote:
Emmanuel Lewis, Corey Feldman, and Macaulay Culkin. The sexiest* child stars of the 80s and 90s hung out with him and claim he never molested them.

*That's a joke.
2017-12-07 09:04:59 AM  
1 vote:
One thing about living in Santa Barbara I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
2017-12-07 08:37:12 AM  
1 vote:

Hyjamon: Lady J: serpent_sky: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)

There was a time I thought I'd never get over him dying. In some ways I don't think I ever really have.

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I must have missed the boat on that one; never knew the fascination with River Phoenix.  Dying young is a sad event no doubt, but the hype around him always escaped me.


It's partly the era, and the age I was in that era. There were all these hot, young bratpack-esque actors, and those great movies... Lost Boys, Young Guns, etc etc. I think you'd need to be female to get it (maybe you are, can't tell)

can you believe it was 24 years ago?

Plus the way he died. He was really damaged by his childhood. Massive drug overdose. Died on the pavement outside a club.
2017-12-07 08:03:54 AM  
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"Something is true because lots of people believe it."

/This country may well be too stupid to survive.
2017-12-07 06:33:32 AM  
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serpent_sky: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)


I was an adult and I cried. I still think about what he had to offer and what the world has missed.
2017-12-07 06:24:02 AM  
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Lady J: There was a time I thought I'd never get over him dying. In some ways I don't think I ever really have.


You and I are very much alike.  It still gets me to this day.  And I think I wore out the video store's copy of "Stand By Me" since back then, actually buying a movie was like $90.  I can almost feel the room I was in when I heard.... I had the radio on WLIR (the new wave station)... the rug under my feet since I was dancing.... sitting on my purple blanket to cry.  I didn't know him. But I felt something, I felt a loss.

I think the only other celebrity who got me so hard was the wrestler Eddie Guerrero.
2017-12-07 03:42:34 AM  
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davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

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It's probably like a joke to him.


So the drug gangs in Mexico who actually do decapitation against anyone who gets in their way is a joke. I've given up long ago on the concerns of illegal immigrantion when I realized that California is doing just fine in spite of it. This was not so obvious when we were burdened by the failing Bush economy which, if you remember, Lehman Brothers who survived the Civil War went bankrupt.
 
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