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(USA Today)   The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 11:44:59 PM  
Jesus, what assholes.
Glad the kid is finally vindicated, he was also abused by the police here.
 
2017-12-07 12:24:43 AM  
He's not a kid. You could almost say he was never a kid.
 
2017-12-07 12:31:26 AM  

Tanqueray: He's not a kid. You could almost say he was never a kid.


It's a relative-to-my-age thing.
But I agree with your second sentence.
 
2017-12-07 12:48:12 AM  
So Santa Barbara sends the tape to LA where the cops will put it in their closed file and forget about it, as per the manual.

Good to see LAPD is operating at optimal cover up.
 
2017-12-07 12:52:04 AM  
So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?
 
2017-12-07 01:27:24 AM  

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


Hey now, there was good money to be made doing both those things.
 
2017-12-07 01:29:04 AM  

lindalouwho: Jesus, what assholes.
Glad the kid is finally vindicated, he was also abused by the police here.


I wasn't sure what to believe before, and now I'm even more unsure.  This is really farked up.
 
2017-12-07 01:38:58 AM  
I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.
 
2017-12-07 01:42:37 AM  
Is this the premise of "Psych: The Movie"?
 
2017-12-07 01:48:20 AM  

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


I have listened to the private investigator who broke the case for the public. He wasn't framed.
 
2017-12-07 02:21:53 AM  

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent


Is this a joke?
 
2017-12-07 03:01:01 AM  

fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.


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2017-12-07 03:04:11 AM  

8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?


Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.
 
2017-12-07 03:12:34 AM  

fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.


Why do you hate Astoria?
 
2017-12-07 03:15:32 AM  

8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?


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It's probably like a joke to him.
 
2017-12-07 03:25:57 AM  

davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

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It's probably like a joke to him.


A simple beheading is not enough for some, it must be a total decapitation, which is not to be confused with a partial decapitation.
 
2017-12-07 03:39:49 AM  
I like the big pic of him sitting across from Lauer
 
2017-12-07 03:41:10 AM  

fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.


A movie with endless upskirt shots of a 14-year-old girl is "terrible"? Well, okay, that is pretty terrible.
 
2017-12-07 03:42:34 AM  

davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

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It's probably like a joke to him.


So the drug gangs in Mexico who actually do decapitation against anyone who gets in their way is a joke. I've given up long ago on the concerns of illegal immigrantion when I realized that California is doing just fine in spite of it. This was not so obvious when we were burdened by the failing Bush economy which, if you remember, Lehman Brothers who survived the Civil War went bankrupt.
 
2017-12-07 03:43:56 AM  

Ed Grubermann: fusillade762: I know this may be hard for people to hear, but I'm going to come out and say it anyway because the stakes are too high: The Goonies was a terrible movie.

A movie with endless upskirt shots of a 14-year-old girl is "terrible"? Well, okay, that is pretty terrible.


A great part of being young in the 80s was having her as an "older girl" fantasy
 
2017-12-07 03:46:47 AM  

Kevin72: davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

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It's probably like a joke to him.

So the drug gangs in Mexico who actually do decapitation against anyone who gets in their way is a joke. I've given up long ago on the concerns of illegal immigrantion when I realized that California is doing just fine in spite of it. This was not so obvious when we were burdened by the failing Bush economy which, if you remember, Lehman Brothers who survived the Civil War went bankrupt.


Oh nuts. Confused decapitation with dismemberment again. It's not pleasant.
 
2017-12-07 03:50:22 AM  

Kirablue42: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?

I have listened to the private investigator who broke the case for the public. He wasn't framed.


Well if a felon trying to make a book deal alleges it without providing any details, it must be true, right?
 
2017-12-07 03:51:25 AM  

Kevin72: davidphogan: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

[img.fark.net image 850x223][View Full Size image _x_]
It's probably like a joke to him.

So the drug gangs in Mexico who actually do decapitation against anyone who gets in their way is a joke. I've given up long ago on the concerns of illegal immigrantion when I realized that California is doing just fine in spite of it. This was not so obvious when we were burdened by the failing Bush economy which, if you remember, Lehman Brothers who survived the Civil War went bankrupt.


The cartels have a weird sense of humor.  Thought for sure the beheadings were meant as a warning.  Seems the laughs (and head) keep on rolling.

http://www.newsweek.com/mexican-carte​l​-hitmen-perform-isis-style-beheading-a​fter-forcing-rival-confess-729764
 
2017-12-07 03:54:36 AM  
Has the "won't someone think of the children" meme been perverted yet?  Because I think this is how the "won't someone think of the children" meme gets perverted.
 
2017-12-07 03:57:58 AM  
But what do you do with 24 year old tapes about abuse that names names who all died in the purge of 2016?
 
2017-12-07 04:00:07 AM  
To be fair he's been talking about widespread pedophilia among the hollywood elite for years and hasn't named any important names.I wouldn't be surprised if the only thing on those tapes is him talking about how much he knows but saying he can't say anything. Still hasn't now even in this current climate, seems like a boy who cried wolf scenario at this point.
 
2017-12-07 04:01:00 AM  

Coincidentally_Ironic: Has the "won't someone think of the children" meme been perverted yet?  Because I think this is how the "won't someone think of the children" meme gets perverted.


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2017-12-07 04:28:45 AM  

Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.


Is this another joke?
 
2017-12-07 04:42:54 AM  

8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/​e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.
 
2017-12-07 04:43:34 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: To be fair he's been talking about widespread pedophilia among the hollywood elite for years and hasn't named any important names.I wouldn't be surprised if the only thing on those tapes is him talking about how much he knows but saying he can't say anything. Still hasn't now even in this current climate, seems like a boy who cried wolf scenario at this point.


Concerning that, if he is truthful is that he never knew the names or quickly forgot them not realizing the import. His recollection is indeed sketchy but I get the sense something indeed happened that traumatized him.
 
2017-12-07 05:10:33 AM  
Got muddled up with Corey Haim for a moment then.

He's dead and his end was really sad. He used to sit around in a bathrobe outside his house hoping that one of his neighbours would talk to him.

I recommend you don't go read up on it if you were a fan.
 
2017-12-07 05:18:03 AM  
"One of the many confounding aspects of the Feldman case is that it's not clear why he reported his allegations in Santa Barbara County if the alleged abuse took place in Los Angeles County. "

That's not confounding at all, people who don't interact with law enforcement regularly don't usually consider jurisdiction, they just go wherever's closest.  Santa Barbara sheriff's may have taken a courtesy report, but should have referred it to the proper agency, or told him no and directed him to the proper agency.  That they still had it is inexcusable.
 
2017-12-07 05:24:13 AM  

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


Michael Jackson was innocent?  Really?
 
2017-12-07 05:25:49 AM  

biggamehickman: 8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.


Also the deposition where he admitted giving children drugs to lower their inhibitions and sleep in bed with him.  But no; he was TOTALLY innocent.  Give me a farking break.

Oh wait, he brought up that it was because of Jackson's race.  That makes more sense now.
 
2017-12-07 05:31:56 AM  

biggamehickman: 8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.


"Jackson was not in possession of images that constitute as 'child pornography.'"

But it does go on to speculate possible nefarious uses of some non-pornographic pictures he was in possession of. There's no way that could be construed as trying to frame someone, right? I mean, you probably have candy at home. Candy can be used by predators to coerce children into dangerous situations. Why are you a predator?
 
2017-12-07 05:35:51 AM  
tell children to stop being sexy first.
 
2017-12-07 05:55:41 AM  
Let's not forget that Corey was Michael Jackson's biggest defender.

Did Jackson molest kids?  I know the State failed to prove it.  I also think they were railroading him.  But, he did show signs of the psychological profile of non-sadistic pedophile--he had improper relationships with children that were emotionally intense and in which he viewed them as peerage.

When a 40 year old looks at a 7 year old and thinks this guy is on my level anything can happen.
 
2017-12-07 05:57:47 AM  

unregenerate: biggamehickman: 8 inches: Kevin72: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Is it a joke that Corey Feldman was ignored and denied the existance of regarding actual pedophiles with real evidence while the same department proved nothing against Michael Jackson? Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American so he must have been guilty and you would prefer for the whites perps to be swept under the rug.

Is this another joke?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/e​verything-you-need-to-know-about-the-m​ichael-jackson-police-report_us_576ad5​d1e4b09926ce5d611b

Yeah they found kiddie porn.  Poor guy was framed though.

"Jackson was not in possession of images that constitute as 'child pornography.'"

But it does go on to speculate possible nefarious uses of some non-pornographic pictures he was in possession of. There's no way that could be construed as trying to frame someone, right? I mean, you probably have candy at home. Candy can be used by predators to coerce children into dangerous situations. Why are you a predator?


So can tax cuts backed by appeals to racism.
 
2017-12-07 05:59:29 AM  

8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?


Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)
 
2017-12-07 06:02:26 AM  
Q: what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon.  Michael Jackson liked little boys.
 
2017-12-07 06:05:43 AM  

wejash: So Santa Barbara sends the tape to LA where the cops will put it in their closed file and forget about it, as per the manual.

Good to see LAPD is operating at optimal cover up.


They have top men working on it.

Top. Men.
 
2017-12-07 06:15:18 AM  

serpent_sky: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)


There was a time I thought I'd never get over him dying. In some ways I don't think I ever really have.

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2017-12-07 06:22:23 AM  

SirMadness: Kirablue42: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?

I have listened to the private investigator who broke the case for the public. He wasn't framed.

Well if a felon trying to make a book deal alleges it without providing any details, it must be true, right?


I believe him. Being a felon has nothing to do with this subject. He wasn't a felon when it happened.
 
2017-12-07 06:24:02 AM  

Lady J: There was a time I thought I'd never get over him dying. In some ways I don't think I ever really have.


You and I are very much alike.  It still gets me to this day.  And I think I wore out the video store's copy of "Stand By Me" since back then, actually buying a movie was like $90.  I can almost feel the room I was in when I heard.... I had the radio on WLIR (the new wave station)... the rug under my feet since I was dancing.... sitting on my purple blanket to cry.  I didn't know him. But I felt something, I felt a loss.

I think the only other celebrity who got me so hard was the wrestler Eddie Guerrero.
 
2017-12-07 06:33:32 AM  

serpent_sky: 8 inches: Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent

Is this a joke?

Seriously, just because he paid millions of dollars to make the accusations go away does not mean he was innocent. It also doesn't mean he's guilty, but if someone accused me of a serious crime like that, I'd want my day in court, not to hand over as much money as it took to keep them quiet. 

As for Corey Feldman, I feel for him.... cops can be absolutely awful when they don't believe you, or you were assaulted by someone with "higher standing" and "more money" (as I was told many times when I tried to get justice.... his family has high standing in the community, and I was just some rat from Queens, NY who happened to move here.... nice right?)   I wonder if Corey Haim would still be with us if they'd listened to him. Hell, I wonder if River Phoenix would. Who knows?  (I so clearly remember when River Phoenix passed away... they broke into a song on the radio to announce it. I cried.  I was also 11 or 12, I think.)


I was an adult and I cried. I still think about what he had to offer and what the world has missed.
 
2017-12-07 06:35:15 AM  

Kevin72: Oh I get it, Michael Jackson is African-American


Now that's just crazy talk.
 
2017-12-07 07:07:47 AM  
Wow.  I missed that episode of "Psyche".
 
2017-12-07 07:19:32 AM  

serpent_sky: I think the only other celebrity who got me so hard was the wrestler Eddie Guerrero.


You said hard...

/early morning Beavis and Butthead moment.
 
2017-12-07 07:22:03 AM  

Kevin72: So they were so busy "investigating" Michael Jackson who was innocent, but refuse to follow up on actual pedophiles preying on Hollywood children stars?


I'm sorry, when was it determined that MJ was "innocent"? Dying doesn't exonerate you, and just because he supposedly didn't abuse Feldman, doesn't mean he's not a pedo.

I think Feldman's "crowdfunding $500,000 to make a movie that reveals the celebrity at the top of some giant 30+ year hollywood pedo conspiracy" is a complete bullshiat grab for money. And the only 'names' he's named so far are people who have already been convicted of being pedos, so it's almost like Feldman doesn't have a list, and instead pulls his names from the local paper.

Corey Haim's mom blames Feldman for introducing the pedo that abused him to her son, and she's threatened to sue Feldman if Haim's name ever comes out of his mouth again. She's tired of Feldman trying to squeeze money out of her dead son's memory.

I remember 30 years ago when this first came to light. I remember the stories of Feldman's "vast pedo conspiracy", that he's apparently been happy to be keep silent about all this time. So either he's getting paid to keep quiet, or it doesn't exist. It's not like they've threatened his non-existent career. And NOW.. now when alllllllll these women are coming forward, you'd think he would finally have the courage to name names, but nope. Now he needs to get paid first. He's either a liar or an asshole.
 
2017-12-07 07:22:08 AM  
Say hello to the night. Lost boys.

sigh
 
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