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2017-12-06 08:15:18 PM  
FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.
 
2017-12-06 08:39:43 PM  
I remember this story.

I'm glad Abbot at least had the decency to kill himself so I don't have to petition the government to do it for us.
 
2017-12-06 09:27:26 PM  

doglover: I remember this story.

I'm glad Abbot at least had the decency to kill himself so I don't have to petition the government to do it for us.


Boy, I'll bet Costello was pissed....

/slowly I turned...
 
2017-12-06 10:55:29 PM  
Well done. Worthy of the img.fark.net tag.
 
2017-12-06 10:55:37 PM  
But can he do it twice in a day?
The mods can.
 
2017-12-06 11:02:30 PM  

Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.


Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.
 
2017-12-06 11:04:45 PM  

doglover: I remember this story.

I'm glad Abbot at least had the decency to kill himself so I don't have to petition the government to do it for us.


The local government initially came to the officers aide.  Every single one of them should be charged with Conspiracy for what they've done.

They are exactly the type of people that have no business being in law enforcement.
 
2017-12-06 11:05:20 PM  

morg: Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.

Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.


About 60%, I'm guessing.
 
2017-12-06 11:09:27 PM  
The fact that a judge signed two different warrants gives me very little faith in them not just doing whatever the hell the police want. Did the judge even read it before signing?
 
2017-12-06 11:09:27 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: doglover: I remember this story.

I'm glad Abbot at least had the decency to kill himself so I don't have to petition the government to do it for us.

The local government initially came to the officers aide.  Every single one of them should be charged with Conspiracy for what they've done.

They are exactly the type of people that have no business being in law enforcement.


Reminds me this
 
2017-12-06 11:15:30 PM  
I'm now formulating my crime spree on the confidence of the applicability of "time served"
 
2017-12-06 11:25:18 PM  
So Roy Moore has a gay cousin who is also a judge?

/dumbest court order ever
 
2017-12-06 11:32:42 PM  
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Would unload a second time
 
2017-12-06 11:32:46 PM  

ThatGuyOverThere: But can he do it twice in a day?
The mods can.


Amateurs.
 
2017-12-06 11:33:56 PM  
Abbott committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia.

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2017-12-06 11:37:22 PM  
I'm surprised they decided qualified immunity doesn't count in this case...  Not that I agree with the concept, but rather a farking judge signed the warrant.  That means that in a way the legal system fully endorsed the officer's actions.  Therefore I find it hard to sue anyone other than the legal system itself.  Luckily, they have a lot more money too.
 
2017-12-06 11:38:29 PM  
hat about the idiot Judge that signed the warrants?
 
2017-12-06 11:45:29 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: [img.fark.net image 550x824][View Full Size image _x_]

Would unload a second time


That looks like the British pornstar (I use the word star very loosely) Alexis May, who I knew years back before she went full slut. I had to double-take to realize that wasn't her. Still, it will make the inevitable fake porn photoshops easier.
 
2017-12-06 11:48:40 PM  
but,
Boy's Like  Masturbation.
 
2017-12-06 11:50:32 PM  

morg: Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.

Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.


stuffy: hat about the idiot Judge that signed the warrants?


That's what I'm wondering too.  Why are judges not being charged, or at least removal from the legal system completely?  Not just removal from the bench, but a lifetime ban from obtaining a law license again.  The higher the office of power, the higher the penalty for breaking law.
 
2017-12-06 11:52:49 PM  
The fact this investigation ever got to the warrant stage (let alone executing the warrant) is so farking appallingly, bafflingly baffling that it's actually triggering the reptilian itg part of my brain. Every single person involved in this, on any level, should be fired and jailed and beat.

Reminds me of a quote from Man on Fire:

Lisa: "What are you gonna do?"

Creasy: "What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me."


This pls.

/Also, and I'm just brainstorming here, but maybe detectives that are assigned to underage sex crimes (hell, all sex crimes) should have to be subjected to much more stringent psychological personality tests
//Just a thought
 
2017-12-06 11:53:41 PM  
So the cops asked him to do it?
Geez. I do it and they're all "put your hands behind your back"
 
2017-12-06 11:57:53 PM  
Is this a repeat or is cops looking at peoples' junk a thing now?
 
2017-12-06 11:59:53 PM  
thats sick on all levels. urgh
 
2017-12-07 12:00:27 AM  

giantmeteor: Is this a repeat or is cops looking at peoples' junk a thing now?


whynotboth
 
2017-12-07 12:02:05 AM  

EyeHaveRisen: [img.fark.net image 550x824]

Would unload a second time


Real life Judy Hopps?
 
2017-12-07 12:02:50 AM  
I'm glad to hear he did the right thing by blowing his brains out.
 
2017-12-07 12:05:36 AM  
Forcing kid to masturbate for cops in sexting case was wrong, court finds

No shiat.. I mean really, it took 3 years to figure this one out?
 
2017-12-07 12:11:17 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Forcing kid to masturbate for cops in sexting case was wrong, court finds

No shiat.. I mean really, it took 3 years to figure this one out?


sometimes the wheels on the justice bus don't go round-and-round very quickly because they get stuck in a pothole dug by government employees that hate you.
 
2017-12-07 12:14:33 AM  
What he said.
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2017-12-07 12:22:43 AM  
ThatGuyOverThere

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Forcing kid to masturbate for cops in sexting case was wrong, court finds

No shiat.. I mean really, it took 3 years to figure this one out?

sometimes the wheels on the justice bus don't go round-and-round very quickly because they get stuck in a pothole dug by government employees that hate you.


Great, another person that hates me... looks like that is everyone.
 
2017-12-07 12:32:05 AM  
What's the point of warrants if the judges sign ones like this?

That judge should be in jail.  shiat, every judge should have their warrants checked periodically to see if there's something strange going on.  This is complete nonsense.
 
2017-12-07 12:33:14 AM  

lack of warmth: morg: Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.

Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.

stuffy: hat about the idiot Judge that signed the warrants?

That's what I'm wondering too.  Why are judges not being charged, or at least removal from the legal system completely?  Not just removal from the bench, but a lifetime ban from obtaining a law license again.  The higher the office of power, the higher the penalty for breaking law.


Judges have absolute immunity for judicial decisions that don't involve a separate crime (i.e. extortion or bribery).
 
2017-12-07 02:04:19 AM  

ArkAngel: lack of warmth: morg: Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.

Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.

stuffy: hat about the idiot Judge that signed the warrants?

That's what I'm wondering too.  Why are judges not being charged, or at least removal from the legal system completely?  Not just removal from the bench, but a lifetime ban from obtaining a law license again.  The higher the office of power, the higher the penalty for breaking law.

Judges have absolute immunity for judicial decisions that don't involve a separate crime (i.e. extortion or bribery).


I think there'd be a fair argument that it was judicial misconduct to coerce obscene performances from a minor for the benefit of a pedophile.
 
2017-12-07 02:09:21 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: ArkAngel: lack of warmth: morg: Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.

Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.

stuffy: hat about the idiot Judge that signed the warrants?

That's what I'm wondering too.  Why are judges not being charged, or at least removal from the legal system completely?  Not just removal from the bench, but a lifetime ban from obtaining a law license again.  The higher the office of power, the higher the penalty for breaking law.

Judges have absolute immunity for judicial decisions that don't involve a separate crime (i.e. extortion or bribery).

I think there'd be a fair argument that it was judicial misconduct to coerce obscene performances from a minor for the benefit of a pedophile.


The problem usually lies in the fact that you need to find a bunch of judges that are willing to rule that a judge should be held accountable for their behavior.  Strangely enough, this rarely occurs.
 
2017-12-07 02:27:56 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: ArkAngel: lack of warmth: morg: Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.

Well there's still a judge out there that will sign this type of warrant.

stuffy: hat about the idiot Judge that signed the warrants?

That's what I'm wondering too.  Why are judges not being charged, or at least removal from the legal system completely?  Not just removal from the bench, but a lifetime ban from obtaining a law license again.  The higher the office of power, the higher the penalty for breaking law.

Judges have absolute immunity for judicial decisions that don't involve a separate crime (i.e. extortion or bribery).

I think there'd be a fair argument that it was judicial misconduct to coerce obscene performances from a minor for the benefit of a pedophile.

The problem usually lies in the fact that you need to find a bunch of judges that are willing to rule that a judge should be held accountable for their behavior.  Strangely enough, this rarely occurs.


Orders requiring minors to beat off for pedophile cops also rarely occur.

/and fwiw, at least one Virginia judge got his ass handed to him this year
 
2017-12-07 02:36:48 AM  

Wretschko: FTA: "Abbott (the detective) committed suicide in December 2015 when officers came to arrest him on separate charges relating to pedophilia."

Wow! He was so focused on getting off his jollies that he obtained two warrants to make the kid jerk off to get erect just so he could take pictures of it as "evidence." He used his own cell phone too. You know HE was wanking off to those pictures. Ugh! Excuse me, I'm going to look up Gorgor's posts to cleanse my palate.


On behalf of myself and the twelve Farkers who funnied my post, I offer my apologies. I didn't mean to diminish the horrifying experiences that the victim went through and hope he gets his day in court.

With that, why was Gorgor perma-banned from Fark?
 
2017-12-07 02:49:38 AM  
o_O

VAT DA FAAAK?
 
2017-12-07 03:17:18 AM  
So if i surmise correctly: 

They caught some kid under 18 texting nudes to a girl who was 15. 17/15 isn't criminal... So they tried him  under some sort of 'creation of child porn law' in blatant disregard of the laws spirit and utter boot licking subservience to the letter.

A judge then  agreed that the (17? under aged is all we know) year old kid have his erect penis photographed by police to compare to the sexts. Ugh. 

When the kid inevitably couldn't get it up they asked a judge for an order to allow them to bring him to a hospital to get him a medically induced boner so that they could take pictures of it. 

ok. A few things.
1)        WTF.
2) no really. WTF?
3) at no point did any judge say 'well this seems like a shiatty use of my time'
4) at no point did a judge say  'YOU WANT TO WHAT?'
5) at no point did a judge think say 'NO wtf? WHY? NO!'
And  most interestingly:
6) what was the conversation with the doctor like? It must have been farking funny. Like... 'You want me to get a teenager hard against his will so you can take pictures of his dick? Are farking kidding me? No! Yes please take me to jail for refusing. My terribly rich lawyers and doctor friends will literally grind your bones into dust and sell it for plant food when i'm done with you.'
 
2017-12-07 04:28:15 AM  
I hope the kid made it to a doctor..At that age, not getting a boner..Scary.. At that age daylight, darkness
a light breeze..knotholes...everything...*BOIN​G* ...

/Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day..
// *BOING*
/// EVERYTHING...
 
2017-12-07 05:16:18 AM  
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2017-12-07 06:26:37 AM  

abhorrent1: So the cops asked him to do it?
Geez. I do it and they're all "put your hands behind your back"


Which, by the way, is more difficult... But not impossible.
 
2017-12-07 06:35:58 AM  

lilfry14: The fact that a judge signed two different warrants gives me very little faith in them not just doing whatever the hell the police want. Did the judge even read it before signing?


Eh, still better than FISA warrants...they're retroactive.
 
2017-12-07 06:38:43 AM  

mikefinch: 5) at no point did a judge think say 'NO wtf? WHY? NO!'


In other news, in many states, voters elect judges, and elect politicians who appoint judges, who are "tough on crime."

And when judges DON'T do this sort of thing, they're called 'bleeding heart liberal activist judges", and get recalled.

So, this is the sort of thing that inevitably happens.  Blame voters, at the end of the day; law is just crystallized politics.
 
2017-12-07 06:52:13 AM  
mikefinch:
A judge then  agreed that the (17? under aged is all we know) year old kid have his erect penis photographed by police to compare to the sexts. Ugh. 

1)        WTF.
2) no really. WTF?
3) at no point did any judge say 'well this seems like a shiatty use of my time'
4) at no point did a judge say  'YOU WANT TO WHAT?'
5) at no point did a judge think say 'NO wtf? WHY? NO!'
And  most interestingly:
6) what was the conversation with the doctor like? It must have been farking funny. Like... 'You want me to get a teenager hard against his will so you can take pictures of his dick? Are farking kidding me? No! Yes please take me to jail for refusing. My terribly rich lawyers and doctor friends will literally grind your bones into dust and sell it for plant food when i'm done with you.'


7) A judge then agreed that the (17? under aged is all we know) year old kid have his erect penis photographed by a police pedophile. (!)
8) The prosecutor was involved too!
9) Courts lower than the 4th cir ruled the police pedophile has immunity!
10) The boy victim faced incarceration in an institution where he risked rape, the judge, prosecutor and pedo police knew it. Society at large seems to consider 'pound me in the ass prison' as a joke instead of a national embarrassment horror show because, apparently, rape happening to men is ok.
 
2017-12-07 09:51:20 AM  

Wretschko: With that, why was Gorgor perma-banned from Fark?


What I heard was that he got into an argument with some newb who was making fun of him for not being able to post pics inline or proper links, so he posted one of his pics inline in response, which was something he was ordered never to do by the mods...
 
2017-12-07 10:18:40 AM  
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2017-12-07 10:41:05 AM  

RobSeace: Wretschko: With that, why was Gorgor perma-banned from Fark?

What I heard was that he got into an argument with some newb who was making fun of him for not being able to post pics inline or proper links, so he posted one of his pics inline in response, which was something he was ordered never to do by the mods...


so what's his alt?
 
2017-12-07 11:57:50 AM  
""We cannot perceive any circumstance that would justify a police search requiring an individual to masturbate in the presence of others," ~4th US Circuit Court of Appeals

Maybe they should ask the Judge(s) who signed off on the two warrants. Surely they read the warrants before deciding the police had probable cause, and carefully weighed up the constitutional protections ensuring people are secure in their persons and effects before granting the police warrants in this case. I'm confident they would be happy to explain their good reasons to allow such a "search" and that they don't make a mockery of the 4th amendment by rubber stamping whatever the cops put in front of them.
 
2017-12-07 01:59:00 PM  
They caught some kid under 18 texting nudes to a girl who was 15. 17/15 isn't criminal

It is if she, and her parents, repeatedly tell you to stop.
But it's almost trivial to deal with. You could almost send a cop over to dope slap him: cutdditout.
 Maybe it's just a nuisance. Maybe it's stalking. But there are straightforward protocols and guidelines and dealing with young teens being idiots is something the police and courts should be able to deal with in their sleep.


The worst part of it is: not only did the justice system obviously victimize the boy because the cop was a pedophile, but the justice system also victimized the victim. All she, and her parents, wanted was to not get inappropriate pictures sent to her phone.
It's a simple harassment request. Police departments and prosecutors deal with them all the time without incident.

And instead the girl and her family get this train wreck.
 
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