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(Space.com)   Monster black hole is 800 million times more massive than the Sun, still got nothing on yo mamma   ( space.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, newfound quasar, Quasar, Galaxy, black holes, black hole, supermassive black holes, Big Bang, Redshift  
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2017-12-06 05:40:33 PM  
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zipcode.

Also, she's got a higher risk of developing diabetes and really should get that checked out.
 
2017-12-06 08:42:56 PM  
Your mom's so fat that she exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit
 
2017-12-06 09:00:20 PM  
Your momma's so fat, time slows down when you get too close.
 
2017-12-06 09:01:37 PM  
Good thread.
 
2017-12-06 09:07:41 PM  
The paths of massless objects like light about your mama appear curved but really are projections of a geodesic of the curved 4-D spacetime geometry onto 3-D space.

AMIRIGHT?
 
2017-12-06 09:17:53 PM  
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2017-12-06 09:21:05 PM  
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2017-12-06 09:36:06 PM  
Farking idiots, they give zero meaningful info on it like a Tiger Beat article or some shiat. .... sorry rant done\
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2017-12-06 09:54:55 PM  
I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
 
2017-12-06 10:44:23 PM  
Yo momma so fat you fear she will if you tell her what twerking or Shiek yer Boötes means.
 
2017-12-06 10:46:59 PM  
Not as black as my shriveled, withered soul.
 
2017-12-06 11:05:13 PM  
Yo momma's so fat that on Thanksgiving I saw her cat walking around with a fork in its back
 
2017-12-07 12:48:09 AM  
I am going to go out on a limb and say what we think we know about the Big Bang, we are only scratching the surface.because of limited technology.

Your momma is so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light goes on.
 
2017-12-07 01:54:31 AM  

wildcardjack: Not as black as my shriveled, withered soul.


How much more black could it be?
 
2017-12-07 02:21:41 AM  

Hawkin: wildcardjack: Not as black as my shriveled, withered soul.

How much more black could it be?


None more, none more black.
 
2017-12-07 05:38:23 AM  

Hawkin: wildcardjack: Not as black as my shriveled, withered soul.

How much more black could it be?


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2017-12-07 03:39:54 PM  
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 Debit or credit?  Your dad is fat too.
 
2017-12-07 06:43:41 PM  
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