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(Mirror.co.uk)   A woman who has the phrase 'Eat Me' tattooed right above her groin now regrets her decision and says it's ruining her sex life. "People are like, I don't need instructions"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-06 02:29:54 PM  
They lie, people need instructions.

Also, how YOU doin?
 
2017-12-06 02:33:00 PM  
The "news", ladies and gentlemen...
 
2017-12-06 02:51:54 PM  
If she doesn't participate in any parades then she's doing it wrong.

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2017-12-06 03:16:52 PM  
I wonder if any of those gynecologists actually follow the instructions??
 
2017-12-06 03:24:59 PM  
Well, at least it's a low-cal snack to lose weight,,,,,!
 
2017-12-06 04:39:04 PM  
Judging by the looks of that tattoo, is should have read "Hepatitis".
 
2017-12-06 04:42:22 PM  
"Gynaecologists look at it and they're like, why have you had that?! It's so awkward."

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2017-12-06 05:01:11 PM  
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2017-12-06 05:08:34 PM  
Just have it touched up.

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2017-12-06 05:12:01 PM  
Could be worse I suppose and said "drink me."
 
2017-12-06 05:12:13 PM  

bearded clamorer: Just have it touched up.

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username checks out
 
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2017-12-06 05:14:14 PM  
Change it to read "eat meat".
 
2017-12-06 05:14:17 PM  
Welp, it isn't Bite Me.
 
2017-12-06 05:15:44 PM  
I think "wash me" would have been more awkward.
 
2017-12-06 05:17:00 PM  
Well, duh.
 
2017-12-06 05:17:01 PM  
Umm, they can be removed.

$50 bucks to get it, $1500 to get rid of it
 
2017-12-06 05:19:31 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2017-12-06 05:20:04 PM  
Tattoo in a "B" at the beginning and move to Alabama.
 
2017-12-06 05:20:26 PM  
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/yeah, you know it's bad when Bill says "Nope"
 
2017-12-06 05:20:40 PM  
I have the exact same tattoo in my genital area.

Although, from time to time it actually reads "Eaton Rapids Township, Michigan is my home."
 
2017-12-06 05:22:32 PM  
In other news, young people make bad decisions. Film at 11.
 
2017-12-06 05:23:20 PM  
Oh FFS, why wouldn't she just get it removed?

Now instead of having a stupid, trashy tattoo, she has a larger, slightly less stupid and trashy tattoo.
 
2017-12-06 05:23:49 PM  
dEAThMEtal
\m/          \m/
 
zez
2017-12-06 05:24:59 PM  
At age 17 Holly and a friend decided to ink each other with tattoo guns they had recently purchased.

I have a feeling this isn't the only bad life decision she's ever made.
 
2017-12-06 05:27:13 PM  
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2017-12-06 05:27:24 PM  
She shoulda went for the Crow tattoo:
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2017-12-06 05:28:31 PM  
If it's effecting her sex life why is she complaining?
 
2017-12-06 05:30:59 PM  

NASAM: Oh FFS, why wouldn't she just get it removed?

Now instead of having a stupid, trashy tattoo, she has a larger, slightly less stupid and trashy tattoo.


but now she's famous on the internet
expect a gofund me for $25,000 to pop up
 
2017-12-06 05:31:07 PM  

NASAM: Oh FFS, why wouldn't she just get it removed?

Now instead of having a stupid, trashy tattoo, she has a larger, slightly less stupid and trashy tattoo.


You obviously don't have to procure content for a trashy, click-baity rag like The Mirror
 
2017-12-06 05:31:16 PM  

Cataholic: I have the exact same tattoo in my genital area.

Although, from time to time it actually reads "Eaton Rapids Township, Michigan is my home."


Ah, a grower rather than a shower. Same here.
#TeamGrower!!!
 
2017-12-06 05:31:29 PM  
Oh man, my trashy tattoo folder weighs a ton. Pity most of em are so very not safe for work
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2017-12-06 05:31:34 PM  
Thats a pretty shiatty tattoo, maybe it if wasn't garbage.
 
2017-12-06 05:31:57 PM  
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2017-12-06 05:32:35 PM  
FTA "Not only is it making Holly feel uncomfortable, but it's also effecting her sex-life."

alphamnemonic: If it's effecting her sex life why is she complaining?


You're today's hero.
 
2017-12-06 05:32:37 PM  
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Trump needs instructions. Put a KFC tattoo there and I am sure that big, sloppy eater will find it.
 
2017-12-06 05:32:54 PM  
This man's sex life, also not all that since the tat.
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2017-12-06 05:33:40 PM  
The only woman to come with instructions! Even if the instructions are obvious like the ones that come with toasters that say "do not use in the shower".
 
2017-12-06 05:35:36 PM  
Then again, there are people who need to RTFM on everything.
 
2017-12-06 05:36:01 PM  
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RAGRETS? Signs point to yes.
 
2017-12-06 05:36:52 PM  
Tattoos....proving youth and smarts are NOT connected.
 
2017-12-06 05:39:03 PM  

tmyk: If she doesn't participate in any parades then she's doing it wrong.

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2017-12-06 05:39:11 PM  
Hot dog font.
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2017-12-06 05:39:43 PM  
Grow a bush.
 
2017-12-06 05:42:19 PM  
Corey Parks had those instructions tattooed back in the Nashville Pussy days:

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2017-12-06 05:42:20 PM  
*News Flash* 17 year-olds are dumb. More at 11.
 
2017-12-06 05:43:05 PM  
was there  photo of the cover up tattoo?
 
2017-12-06 05:44:53 PM  
Dumbass.
 
2017-12-06 05:47:24 PM  
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2017-12-06 05:48:15 PM  

Mr.Poops: *News Flash* 17 year-olds are dumb.


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"Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?"
 
2017-12-06 05:50:13 PM  
Did she get that in prison?  I just assume because of the poor calligraphy.
 
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