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(MSN)   According to body experts, here is why Meghan Markle is always touching her hair   ( msn.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 07:48:51 AM  
Yes, yes, now tell me how it smells...
 
2017-12-06 08:16:11 AM  
Because she can?
 
2017-12-06 08:17:11 AM  
I don't mean to trash "body experts," but I'd like a second opinion from my astrologer.
 
2017-12-06 08:22:39 AM  
I'd like to be an expert on her body

/sorry your highness
//hang on how will she be addressed?
 
2017-12-06 08:25:32 AM  
SO why do some women stroke their asses?

You've seen them do it. Don't deny it.
 
2017-12-06 08:27:44 AM  
It was always a sign she was sexualy receptive. My experience anyway.
 
2017-12-06 08:55:55 AM  
If they don't get some fresh DNA into that bloodline, the next King O' Englun' will look like this

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2017-12-06 09:03:09 AM  
My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.
 
2017-12-06 09:03:10 AM  
Because it's declasse to repeatedly mention how much she hates her dad?
 
2017-12-06 09:07:22 AM  

MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.


Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .
 
2017-12-06 09:12:11 AM  
"Body expert"?  Is that like one of those FBI shirts you can buy in Panama City?
 
2017-12-06 09:12:18 AM  

RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .


A studman is you!
 
2017-12-06 09:14:13 AM  

Crewmannumber6: If they don't get some fresh DNA into that bloodline, the next King O' Englun' will look like this

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Both Harry's and Meghan's parents aren't if royal descent, but sadly can't clean up the gene pool.
 
2017-12-06 09:14:58 AM  
The question I've yet to understand is how was Suits on the air this long?! Is it really cheaper for USA to run this over Wings reruns?
 
2017-12-06 09:15:26 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .

A studman is you!


Maybe he's using metric where a six is a ten.
 
2017-12-06 09:15:36 AM  

MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.


See also, any non-white in England.
 
2017-12-06 09:16:58 AM  

MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.


My girlfriend was watching a British "expose" about her last night and like half the episode was dedicated to how far she has come because of the hardship her family faced before the Civil War.  Poor farmers living in a small farmhouse and all that, and how she eventually overcame all those challenges.

I couldn't help but laugh and mock how hard the show was trying to give her "story" some narrative other than... pretty girl moves to LA to becomes actress and gets lucky.

There you go, I just saved you the production costs of pompous British people opining nonsense over paparazzi footage.
 
2017-12-06 09:17:04 AM  

EyeballKid: The question I've yet to understand is how was Suits on the air this long?! Is it really cheaper for USA to run this over Wings reruns?


The show is called Suits because they can't call it, "excruciatingly hot women with round asses in tight dresses."  Should give you an indication as to its longevity.
 
2017-12-06 09:27:23 AM  
Which means she's a golddigger because if she were really in love with Prince Hairy, she wouldn't be nervous.
 
2017-12-06 09:30:19 AM  

Xcott: I don't mean to trash "body experts," but I'd like a second opinion from my astrologer.


My handwriting expert can tell you what the real reason is.
 
2017-12-06 09:38:19 AM  

RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .


Sharp knees and all that.
 
2017-12-06 09:52:06 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Because it's declasse to repeatedly mention how much she hates her dad?


That's Bunk.
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2017-12-06 09:58:05 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: Thank You Black Jesus!: Because it's declasse to repeatedly mention how much she hates her dad?

That's Bunk.
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well played sir.
 
2017-12-06 09:58:40 AM  
If I were her, I'd always be touching my boobs too...

Oh wait, that's not what the article says?!?!?  Carry on then.
 
2017-12-06 10:17:43 AM  
Hair touching.  Yes.  Absolutely.
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2017-12-06 10:27:55 AM  
She's hotter than a two dollar pistol.
 
2017-12-06 10:28:25 AM  
And she can carry England's nukeular codes...
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2017-12-06 10:30:05 AM  

foo monkey: rzrwiresunrise: RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .

A studman is you!

Maybe he's using metric where a six is a ten.


The Clydesdale Scale?
 
2017-12-06 10:31:36 AM  

Gubbo: I'd like to be an expert on her body

/sorry your highness
//hang on how will she be addressed?


She'll be Her Royal Highness Princess Harry of Wales.  I know, wtf?

Most likely the Queen will bestow a duchy on her & Harry when they get married -- his brother & Kate are Duke & Duchess of Cambridge.  So then she can use Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Farkingshire.
 
2017-12-06 10:32:46 AM  
what is it with humans to elevate other humans as if they're greater than human.  All royalty is someone way back in the day convincing enough people to go with them to kill other people.  In their name of course.

Watching the queen get treated like her touch cures cancer is just ridiculous, to me.  I'd bet she's clogged a toilet with her shiat before.
 
2017-12-06 10:35:07 AM  

foo monkey: rzrwiresunrise: RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .

A studman is you!

Maybe he's using metric where a six is a ten.


Jimi Hendrix - If 6 Was 9
Youtube vZuFq4CfRR8
 
2017-12-06 10:35:55 AM  

RottenEggs: Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .


I wouldn't say so. A 6 in figure skating is a perfect score.
 
2017-12-06 10:36:25 AM  
Meghan marble can touch whatever of hers she likes, as often as she likes, with as little on as she likes, in whatever position she likes... you get the idea.
 
2017-12-06 10:36:26 AM  

EyeballKid: The question I've yet to understand is how was Suits on the air this long?! Is it really cheaper for USA to run this over Wings reruns?


You still haven't gotten over Crystal Bernard?
 
2017-12-06 10:36:27 AM  

foo monkey: rzrwiresunrise: RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .

A studman is you!

Maybe he's using metric where a six is a ten.


Instead of LOG, is it STD?
 
2017-12-06 10:46:24 AM  
She's a 5/7 for sure.
 
2017-12-06 10:47:01 AM  

Beta Tested: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

My girlfriend was watching a British "expose" about her last night and like half the episode was dedicated to how far she has come because of the hardship her family faced before the Civil War.  Poor farmers living in a small farmhouse and all that, and how she eventually overcame all those challenges.

I couldn't help but laugh and mock how hard the show was trying to give her "story" some narrative other than... pretty girl moves to LA to becomes actress and gets lucky.

There you go, I just saved you the production costs of pompous British people opining nonsense over paparazzi footage.


I know this is hard to understand, but amazingly, generations of people getting bought and sold, families ripped apart, children not knowing their fathers, getting stolen from their mothers to be sold into other families, raped and abused, whipped in the fields, and ground into the dirt psychologically, still has an impact on people even today.

It's almost like a systematic, centuries-long, government-enforced method of personal destruction and terrorism doesn't just go away in an instant.

Unbelievable, huh?
 
2017-12-06 10:47:32 AM  

TNel: She's a 5/7 for sure.


For the uninitiated https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5​
 
2017-12-06 10:52:14 AM  
She's gotten a lot better, it used to be this...

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2017-12-06 10:53:33 AM  

Beta Tested: half the episode was dedicated to how far she has come because of the hardship her family faced before the Civil War.


They have time to fill. And that is rather interesting, if your ancestors were living in rags in a dirt-floor shack when your husband's were living in palaces, wearing ermin robes and jeweled crowns.
 
2017-12-06 11:01:54 AM  

foo monkey: rzrwiresunrise: RottenEggs: MessyDwarf: My god, the level of scrutiny this chick is going to have to endure is insane even by famous person standards.

Sadly being a 6 isn't going to help .

A studman is you!

Maybe he's using metric where a six is a ten.


possibly a log scale, where a 3 is a 5 and a 6 is an 8?
common mistake, particularly on the crazy vs hot scale.
 
2017-12-06 11:09:22 AM  

TNel: She's a 5/7 for sure.

Could be. I think all women are irrational.

bobug: Instead of LOG, is it STD?

If I had to bet on an STD, I'd put my money on a variant of Jeter's Herpes.

jobskee: And she can carry England's nukeular codes...
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photo retoucher failed on that one. that rack is at least 40% dress and padding. The shot never should have left photoshop that way.
 
2017-12-06 11:14:25 AM  

You Are All Sheep: what is it with humans to elevate other humans as if they're greater than human.  All royalty is someone way back in the day convincing enough people to go with them to kill other people.  In their name of course.

Watching the queen get treated like her touch cures cancer is just ridiculous, to me.  I'd bet she's clogged a toilet with her shiat before.


An edge so sharp it cut Cromwell's head off.
 
2017-12-06 11:16:51 AM  

You Are All Sheep: what is it with humans to elevate other humans as if they're greater than human.  All royalty is someone way back in the day convincing enough people to go with them to kill other people.  In their name of course.

Watching the queen get treated like her touch cures cancer is just ridiculous, to me.  I'd bet she's clogged a toilet with her shiat before.


No, she beefs in the shower and then heels it down the drain.

/sorry
//feeling nostalgic
///i really need some new meds
 
2017-12-06 11:29:07 AM  

MmmCrime: Bedstead Polisher: Thank You Black Jesus!: Because it's declasse to repeatedly mention how much she hates her dad?

That's Bunk.
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well played sir.


Thanks, I always feel vindicated when someone gets my jokes/references.

/if you don't watch Suits, the guy who played Bunk on the Wire plays her dad.
 
2017-12-06 11:31:18 AM  
she is probably evil
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2017-12-06 12:08:27 PM  

TNel: TNel: She's a 5/7 for sure.

For the uninitiated https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5


ROFL!
Thanks for that.
 
2017-12-06 12:23:03 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I know this is hard to understand, but amazingly, generations of people getting bought and sold, families ripped apart, children not knowing their fathers, getting stolen from their mothers to be sold into other families, raped and abused, whipped in the fields, and ground into the dirt psychologically, still has an impact on people even today.It's almost like a systematic, centuries-long, government-enforced method of personal destruction and terrorism doesn't just go away in an instant.Unbelievable, huh?


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img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-12-06 12:25:56 PM  

TNel: TNel: She's a 5/7 for sure.

For the uninitiated https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5


Seen it before and read it all over again anyway. Perfect 5/7 meme.
 
2017-12-06 12:32:37 PM  
My stupid sister-in-law contends that Meghan Markle has no right to marry Prince Harry.  She's black and she keeps insisting she wants to become a Princess, which is out of the question, of course.  I keep telling her how little I really care about a). the case at hand, b). what she wants to be called, and c). the British royal family.  My sister-in-law insists she'll never talk to me again to which I respond with glee.
 
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