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(Inquisitr)   All these worlds are yours -- except Europa. Attempt no landing there   ( inquisitr.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Plate tectonics, Callisto, Earth, Jupiter, Europa, Planet, NASA, Moon  
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2017-12-06 08:37:51 AM  
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2017-12-06 08:59:48 AM  
Headline : "There's Evidence Of Alien Life On Jupiter's Moon Europa"

Article : There is zero evidence of alien life on Europa
 
2017-12-06 09:01:09 AM  
Scientists: We believe differences in salinity in Europa's Oceans may lead to tectonic activity in its icy crust.
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Inquisitor: Evidence of life on Europa!
 
2017-12-06 09:04:56 AM  
What about the Pirate Twins?

/I'm old
 
2017-12-06 09:12:46 AM  

Priapetic: What about the Pirate Twins?

/I'm old


I LOVE that album.

/I'm old, too
 
2017-12-06 09:54:50 AM  
Evidence of a condition favoring life is not evidence of life.

/Earth life was microscopic for the first 3 billion years.  Finding alien life could be a chore.
 
2017-12-06 09:59:12 AM  
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Probably some life in there like a family of mice
 
2017-12-06 10:03:49 AM  
We need to separate ourselves from Europa before the aliens come and take our jobs. Vote Earthxit
 
2017-12-06 10:38:46 AM  

Hooker with a Penis: [img.fark.net image 816x458][View Full Size image _x_]Probably some life in there like a family of mice


What is that beautiful monstrosity?
 
2017-12-06 10:46:12 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Hooker with a Penis: [img.fark.net image 816x458][View Full Size image _x_]Probably some life in there like a family of mice

What is that beautiful monstrosity?


A Lotus Europa
 
2017-12-06 10:52:29 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Hooker with a Penis: [img.fark.net image 816x458][View Full Size image _x_]Probably some life in there like a family of mice

What is that beautiful monstrosity?


Just for reference, here's a later JPS version that's not a complete POS.

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2017-12-06 11:04:07 AM  
Hey look, this headline got greenlit for the billionth time.
 
2017-12-06 11:29:32 AM  

Hooker with a Penis: [img.fark.net image 816x458][View Full Size image _x_]Probably some life in there like a family of mice


That is staggeringly awful.  Like really, Homer Simpson is in charge of design bad.  Unless it's hiding a tank engine back there, wtf, and the color, my god.  That back 'window'  is helped by the lack of side-views, clearly it's going so fast that nothing behind it is of any consequence.

I want one.
 
2017-12-06 11:35:10 AM  
Too bad there weren't any books past 2010 to explain further.

/you heard me
 
2017-12-06 11:46:59 AM  

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2017-12-06 11:53:18 AM  

knight_on_the_rail: Hey look, this headline got greenlit for the billionth time.


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2017-12-06 12:06:43 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: kittyhas1000legs: Hooker with a Penis: [img.fark.net image 816x458][View Full Size image _x_]Probably some life in there like a family of mice

What is that beautiful monstrosity?

Just for reference, here's a later JPS version that's not a complete POS.

[img.fark.net image 850x535]


It looks like a Porsche had sex with an El Camino.
 
2017-12-06 01:21:25 PM  
 
2017-12-06 01:23:15 PM  
All they will find is two identical pirates.
 
2017-12-06 02:40:33 PM  

BafflerMeal: I wonder how many variants of this headline have been used over and over again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7597208/A​ll-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Europ​a-Attempt-no-landing-there

http://www.fark.com/comments/8245486/A​ll-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Europ​a-Attempt-no-landing-there-Haha-you-di​dnt-say-anything-about-Ganymede-sucker​s

http://www.fark.com/comments/8749385/W​hat-part-of-ATTEMPT-NO-LANDING-THERE-d​id-you-not-understand

http://www.fark.com/comments/9218292/A​TTEMPT-NO-LANDING-THERE-Yeah-right-Wer​e-going-to-Europa

 http://www.fark.com/comments/6927110/​All-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Euro​pa-ATTEMPT-NO-LANDINGS-THERE


Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands
Youtube 5XcKBmdfpWs
 
2017-12-06 03:13:05 PM  
I'm down here in Antarctica and had a chance to talk to the team and see the early version of the IceFin robot that will someday be sent there. It's absolutely amazing stuff. The woman leading the team is about 35 and the rest of the team is under 29 - they could make entire careers of this stuff. The idea of getting a peak under the ice and seeing stuff swimming around makes me giddy.

/CSB
//Dont come down here, it sucks
///JK it's farking awesome
 
2017-12-06 05:07:56 PM  

loudboy: I'm down here in Antarctica and had a chance to talk to the team and see the early version of the IceFin robot that will someday be sent there. It's absolutely amazing stuff. The woman leading the team is about 35 and the rest of the team is under 29 - they could make entire careers of this stuff. The idea of getting a peak under the ice and seeing stuff swimming around makes me giddy.

/CSB
//Dont come down here, it sucks
///JK it's farking awesome


Cool! What are you doing there, besides keeping an eye on the Swedes?
 
2017-12-06 05:08:47 PM  
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.....
 
2017-12-06 05:24:03 PM  
Isn't saying alien life on another planet a bit like saying ATM machine?
 
2017-12-06 11:06:18 PM  

Arkanaut: Eddie Adams from Torrance: kittyhas1000legs: Hooker with a Penis: [img.fark.net image 816x458][View Full Size image _x_]Probably some life in there like a family of mice

What is that beautiful monstrosity?

Just for reference, here's a later JPS version that's not a complete POS.

[img.fark.net image 850x535]

It looks like a Porsche had sex with an El Camino.


nttawwt
 
2017-12-07 04:07:30 PM  

BafflerMeal: I wonder how many variants of this headline have been used over and over again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7597208/A​ll-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Europ​a-Attempt-no-landing-there

http://www.fark.com/comments/8245486/A​ll-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Europ​a-Attempt-no-landing-there-Haha-you-di​dnt-say-anything-about-Ganymede-sucker​s

http://www.fark.com/comments/8749385/W​hat-part-of-ATTEMPT-NO-LANDING-THERE-d​id-you-not-understand

http://www.fark.com/comments/9218292/A​TTEMPT-NO-LANDING-THERE-Yeah-right-Wer​e-going-to-Europa

 http://www.fark.com/comments/6927110/​All-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Euro​pa-ATTEMPT-NO-LANDINGS-THERE


Honestly, I think 2010 is a more watchable film than 2001.
 
2017-12-07 06:16:44 PM  

dittybopper: BafflerMeal: I wonder how many variants of this headline have been used over and over again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7597208/A​ll-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Europ​a-Attempt-no-landing-there

http://www.fark.com/comments/8245486/A​ll-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Europ​a-Attempt-no-landing-there-Haha-you-di​dnt-say-anything-about-Ganymede-sucker​s

http://www.fark.com/comments/8749385/W​hat-part-of-ATTEMPT-NO-LANDING-THERE-d​id-you-not-understand

http://www.fark.com/comments/9218292/A​TTEMPT-NO-LANDING-THERE-Yeah-right-Wer​e-going-to-Europa

 http://www.fark.com/comments/6927110/​All-these-worlds-are-yours-except-Euro​pa-ATTEMPT-NO-LANDINGS-THERE

Honestly, I think 2010 is a more watchable film than 2001.


It was more watchable as a movie, but 2001 was still better.
 
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