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(NJ.com)   Some people are uncomfortable with an ice cream parlor using a sexualized cow as its mascot. "A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I'm not sure"   ( nj.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 12:22:10 AM  
Fantastic story with ZERO pics of the mascot in question.  Okay, maybe there was some in the Facebook link that was embedded into the story.  But it's been removed or marked private so well.  We can make a guess at what it looks like.
 
2017-12-06 12:30:06 AM  
I searched and found the story with a pic. http://www.montclairlocal.news/w​p/inde​x.php/2017/12/05/montclair-ice-cream-s​hops-logo-stirs-controversy/

This article contains the phrase "obviously female cow". I'm pretty sure all cows are female or they would be bulls.
 
2017-12-06 12:30:23 AM  
Waiting for what?

Probably this-
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2017-12-06 12:42:33 AM  
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Statue in front of one my hometown Ice cream parlors.
 
2017-12-06 01:03:19 AM  
I wouldn't describe the cow as having its "ass upended." I was going to GIS "cow bending over" for an example but cooler heads prevailed. Can't nothing good cone from a search like that.
 
2017-12-06 01:08:00 AM  
That's 'cheeky' at best.  If that's 'sexy' to you, I feel great sadness for your sexual partners.
 
2017-12-06 01:14:25 AM  
While I get the pun of having the shop named Dairy Aire, anybody who has smelled dairy air does not find it the least bit appealing.
 
2017-12-06 02:33:31 AM  
Could be worse...
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2017-12-06 03:38:39 AM  
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Best I could find...  That is one SEXY cow...
 
2017-12-06 04:00:24 AM  
But isn't that where the chocolate ice cream comes from?
 
2017-12-06 04:38:41 AM  

alaric3: I searched and found the story with a pic. http://www.montclairlocal.news/wp​/index.php/2017/12/05/montclair-ice-cr​eam-shops-logo-stirs-controversy/

This article contains the phrase "obviously female cow". I'm pretty sure all cows are female or they would be bulls.


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2017-12-06 04:42:30 AM  
This is udderly ridiculous.
 
2017-12-06 04:43:43 AM  
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2017-12-06 04:44:02 AM  
Oh Jeez Louise, it's just a cartoon cow butt. Kim Kardashian's butt is more offensive.
 
2017-12-06 04:45:06 AM  
lol, people get so upset about the dumbest shiat.
 
2017-12-06 04:46:53 AM  
Dat Ass, tho.  Jeebus.
 
2017-12-06 04:47:49 AM  
Iamos:

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No.  "Cow"
 
2017-12-06 04:48:24 AM  

Lorelle: Oh Jeez Louise, it's just a cartoon cow butt. Kim Kardashian's butt is more offensive.


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2017-12-06 04:49:29 AM  
Oh shiat....

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2017-12-06 04:49:58 AM  
Could be worse,
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2017-12-06 04:50:21 AM  
I'm uncomfortable that it looks like a Disney dick with a cow head. If I take it at face value as a cow mascot it's harmless enough.
 
2017-12-06 04:50:24 AM  
Dairy Air. Heh ;-)
 
2017-12-06 04:50:30 AM  
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Here's one for the ladies.  I don't want y'all feeling left out.
 
2017-12-06 04:50:55 AM  

Iamos: alaric3: I searched and found the story with a pic. http://www.montclairlocal.news/wp​/index.php/2017/12/05/montclair-ice-cr​eam-shops-logo-stirs-controversy/

This article contains the phrase "obviously female cow". I'm pretty sure all cows are female or they would be bulls.

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Obviously female ox, is what they meant
 
2017-12-06 04:51:13 AM  

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Here's one for the ladies.  I don't want y'all feeling left out.


Now those ain't under a buck.
 
2017-12-06 04:52:42 AM  
oh FFS.

I look forward to the removal of Betty Boop from Neumarika.
 
2017-12-06 04:55:13 AM  
Sexualized Cow Ass is not the name of my Korn cover band.
 
2017-12-06 04:55:53 AM  
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2017-12-06 04:56:19 AM  
"Instead of making girls and women feel safe and authentic, we are made to feel - by ads and logos like yours - as if we are things for someone else's sexual use," she continued.

Apparently she views herself as a cow.

/snarkiness aside, it does raise the question of if you are going to draw a cow, why draw her sexy?
 
2017-12-06 04:56:21 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Dat Ass, tho.  Jeebus.


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2017-12-06 04:58:06 AM  
So their logo is a cow in a glory hole.
Ok then.
 
2017-12-06 04:59:33 AM  

BafflerMeal: oh FFS.

I look forward to the removal of Betty Boop from Neumarika.


My gay feminist female friend thinks Betty Boop is awesome.
 
2017-12-06 05:00:34 AM  
The name is Dairy Air, so I would assume that the sexy thing they are invoking us flatulence.
 
2017-12-06 05:00:37 AM  
There's a Hugh Heifer joke in there somewhere.
 
2017-12-06 05:00:46 AM  
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2017-12-06 05:01:32 AM  
Their signature dessert.
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2017-12-06 05:01:39 AM  
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2017-12-06 05:01:41 AM  

Habeas Porpoise: Iamos: alaric3: I searched and found the story with a pic. http://www.montclairlocal.news/wp​/index.php/2017/12/05/montclair-ice-cr​eam-shops-logo-stirs-controversy/

This article contains the phrase "obviously female cow". I'm pretty sure all cows are female or they would be bulls.

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Obviously female ox, is what they meant


An ox is a would-be bull gelded before it gets too rambunctious.
 
2017-12-06 05:03:00 AM  

Gawdzila: So their logo is a cow in a glory hole.
Ok then.


Only if you go by my earlier dick hypothesis. It's closer to one of those "on the glass"/toilet cam set ups.
 
2017-12-06 05:04:27 AM  
If you find this cartoon cow to be sexualized then Arkansas classifieds have a deal for you! Look for "stump trained" in the descriptions.

For the rest of us, this is a cute pun.
 
2017-12-06 05:05:14 AM  
How fitting for the complaino-tron wench to be named "Tingle". She's really taking the piss.
 
2017-12-06 05:11:47 AM  

Resident Muslim: "Instead of making girls and women feel safe and authentic, we are made to feel - by ads and logos like yours - as if we are things for someone else's sexual use," she continued.

Apparently she views herself as a cow.

/snarkiness aside, it does raise the question of if you are going to draw a cow, why draw her sexy?


What, like you don't have fetishes?
 
2017-12-06 05:13:14 AM  
For the love of god, don't apologize, don't apologize, you'll be fine unless you cave in please don't apologize
 
2017-12-06 05:14:19 AM  

Resident Muslim: if you are going to draw a cow, why draw her sexy?


Know how I know you're not an artist?
 
2017-12-06 05:15:08 AM  
I've seen worse ways to advertise ice cream.
Little Baby's Ice Cream 'This is a Special Time'
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2017-12-06 05:17:54 AM  

alaric3: I searched and found the story with a pic. http://www.montclairlocal.news/wp​/index.php/2017/12/05/montclair-ice-cr​eam-shops-logo-stirs-controversy/

This article contains the phrase "obviously female cow". I'm pretty sure all cows are female or they would be bulls.

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Try having this conversation with a kid that has watched Barnyard, starring Otis the Cow multiple times.
 
2017-12-06 05:19:10 AM  

Resident Muslim: /snarkiness aside, it does raise the question of if you are going to draw a cow, why draw her sexy?


Serious answer to a silly question: the entire point of advertising logos is to be distinctive and form an association in the audience's mind that's unique to the one company.  Being humorous or otherwise intentionally ridiculous is a time-tested and historically successful way to accomplish this.

I mean, you're aware that the biggest restaurant franchise in the world had a ridiculous clown in red floppy shoes as a mascot long past the point of the entire world deciding clowns were creepy as shiat, right?  This shiat works.
 
2017-12-06 05:21:23 AM  
She definitely looks like she's in the moooOOOOooood.
 
2017-12-06 05:22:35 AM  

Boo_Guy: Their signature dessert.
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It must be jell-o cause ice cream don't shake like that...
 
2017-12-06 05:22:42 AM  
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