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(NBC Miami)   As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Bay Beach Bums, Charity Volleyball Tournament, local news outlet, North Pole, George Krokus, North Pole, Alaska, 9-year-old girl, Madison Spiers  
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2017-12-05 11:40:06 PM  
Twice in a week? What are the odds?

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2017-12-05 11:49:12 PM  
And what to my wondering eye did I see?
A fat man in a sleigh running into a tree.
2017-12-06 12:20:50 AM  
Oh my God, they're reindeer! They're hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!
2017-12-06 02:02:29 AM  
Beach volleyball in December? You lucky3 bastards.

/anyone seen my umbrella?
//no, the other one
2017-12-06 02:09:36 AM  
Santa Claus cannot fly.  That's why he doesn't jump out of his sleigh.
2017-12-06 02:15:18 AM  
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/Play stupid games...
//Win stupid prizes
///Hump Day Slashies
2017-12-06 02:38:16 AM  
Robert Mueller cannot fly. Sheesh.
2017-12-06 08:36:42 AM  

SplittingAces: Oh my God, they're reindeer! They're hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!

2017-12-06 08:52:45 AM  
That is horrible.  Elf on the Shelf teaches kids that they are not entitled to privacy and reinforces irrational belief in the supernatural.
2017-12-06 08:59:05 AM  
I'd bet a paycheck that alcohol was involved.
2017-12-06 09:19:54 AM  
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2017-12-06 09:45:27 AM  
Dear Santa,

You're doing it wrong.

All due respect,

Rudolph, Reindeer Games Veteran.
2017-12-06 10:26:39 AM  
Demo's are always tough....but hitting solid objects is much better than hitting people.
At least it is for the people.
Now lick your wounds and tell your friends to quit replaying the video of you impacting the earth.
2017-12-06 04:12:16 PM  
Think of the poor tree.
2017-12-06 04:36:35 PM  
This guy will have the last laugh when his new fad, Elf on a Stretcher takes off!
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