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2017-12-05 04:37:03 PM  
FTFA "Howard's self-proclaimed nickname was "Dildo," a phallus-shaped sex toy, the former employees said. "
Really, you had to define that?
 
2017-12-05 04:49:29 PM  
The top editor for the National Enquirer, Us Weekly and other major gossip publications openly described his sexual partners in the newsroom

Editor!?

NEWSROOM!?

Are we sure we're talking about the National Enquirer here?
 
2017-12-05 04:55:20 PM  

MasterAdkins: FTFA "Howard's self-proclaimed nickname was "Dildo," a phallus-shaped sex toy, the former employees said. "
Really, you had to define that?


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2017-12-05 05:04:12 PM  
I believe I am aware of what a dildo is, thank you very much Associated Press.
 
2017-12-05 05:48:46 PM  
John Jacob Dildoheimer Schmidt?
 
2017-12-05 05:55:59 PM  
First of all, I prefer the filmmaking axiom of "show, don't tell" and think there was a disappointing lack of dildo photos in TFA.

Secondly, if you have that as a work nickname, you should probably reevaluate your life.
 
2017-12-05 05:57:19 PM  
Cam Stracher is the name of my Ted Nugent rockabilly tribute band.
 
2017-12-05 05:57:55 PM  

MasterAdkins: FTFA "Howard's self-proclaimed nickname was "Dildo," a phallus-shaped sex toy, the former employees said. "
Really, you had to define that?


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2017-12-05 05:59:44 PM  
He's from Australia, not Newfoundland.
 
2017-12-05 06:02:19 PM  
Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo?
 
2017-12-05 06:03:33 PM  
""Dildo," The Phallus-Shaped Sex Toy"
an unreleased Toy Story squeal
 
2017-12-05 06:08:09 PM  
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2017-12-05 06:13:44 PM  
Did you also get thrown on the field at a Bills game, subby?

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2017-12-05 06:17:35 PM  
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] ... it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
 
2017-12-05 06:41:59 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Cam Stracher is the name of my Ted Nugent rockabilly tribute band.


"It was determined that there was some what you would call as horsing around outside the office, going to bars and things." Maybe Cam is Ted Nugent.
 
2017-12-05 06:52:03 PM  
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2017-12-05 07:32:26 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:25:00 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:31:17 PM  
Hugh Janus?
/DNRTFA
 
2017-12-05 10:36:57 PM  
The cover of this week's National Enquirer, which is run by Trump's BFF, is all about how Trump is going to expose all the perverts in Congress.

Might want to start in your own newsroom, Pecker.

/that's his actual name,
//not a nickname he got for being a harassing creep
///but he's probably a harassing creep too
 
2017-12-05 10:39:07 PM  
Dildon't
 
2017-12-05 10:58:37 PM  
Wow, a ragsheet run by a Trump champion who is a sex pervert.  I am surprised.
Someone needs to write a real news story, like:

"Trump Supporter Found with IQ Above 80, Scientists Puzzled"
"Trump Tells the Truth Once, World Puzzled"
"Putin Shows Trump Hickey Marks on His Scrotum, Universe Disgusted"
 
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