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(Metro) Boobies You can now decorate your Christmas trees with boob baubles   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Boobies, Breast, tiny jingle bells, tiny stress balls, snazzy penis scarf, Christmas tree, Christmas, Areola, Sexual arousal  
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2017-12-05 04:51:37 PM  
Boobies.
 
2017-12-05 09:08:52 PM  
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Who* would want that?

* In their right mind.
 
2017-12-05 09:18:57 PM  
The ones I like would tip the tree over.
 
2017-12-05 09:34:21 PM  
Whatever you do, don't do a GIS for "Christmas tree boobs". You will be very disappointed.

/Don't say I didn't warn you
 
2017-12-05 09:48:57 PM  
Oh sure. Decades of working to convince men that female body parts aren't just ornaments for them to stare at and now with this and the reindeer boob sweater women are going out of their way to prove otherwise.
 
2017-12-05 09:49:13 PM  
boobubles
 
2017-12-05 09:51:58 PM  
This is the first boobies thread I've seen in a long time.
 
2017-12-05 09:56:11 PM  
Etsy or Regretsy?
 
2017-12-05 10:02:05 PM  

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Who* would want that?

* In their right mind.


 That's the kinda thing you hang one on your tree and see how many people notice it or recognize it.
 
2017-12-05 10:06:46 PM  
Tree's outside in the ground. Prefer boobies on girlfriend cause xmas tree tends to get a little spiny, lol...
 
2017-12-05 10:28:06 PM  

Noah_Tall: Decades of working to convince men that female body parts aren't just ornaments for them to stare at


If it's any consolation, this was the most futile thing ever attempted in the history of ever.
 
2017-12-05 10:31:20 PM  
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2017-12-05 11:41:17 PM  
Properly tied off condoms filled with colored water work, too. Especially if you like realistic middle-aged christmas ornaments.
 
2017-12-06 08:02:06 AM  

donutjim: Whatever you do, don't do a GIS for "Christmas tree boobs". You will be very disappointed.

/Don't say I didn't warn you


You're just doing that wrong.
Do a Bing search for Christmas tree boobs.

MS delivers.
 
2017-12-06 09:54:38 AM  
We better be careful or this will become the Susan G. Komen "Decorate for the Cure"® fundraiser.
 
2017-12-06 11:22:04 AM  
You should see some of the decorations at Christmas Palace in Amsterdam.
 
2017-12-06 09:55:13 PM  
tits the season to get your jollies
 
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