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2017-12-05 06:21:09 PM  
This headline fits my old dating profile.

"I like long walks on the beach, romantic candlelight dinners, and firm spankings."
 
2017-12-05 10:08:25 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:39:06 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:39:08 PM  
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Bad Zoot.
 
2017-12-05 10:39:46 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.c​o​m image 808x396]

Bad Zoot.


I see we both had the same thought
 
2017-12-05 10:40:08 PM  

giantmeteor: [img.fark.net image 425x235][View Full Size image _x_]


Two. Farking. Seconds. LOL.
 
2017-12-05 10:43:01 PM  
I just witnessed a glitch in the matrix.
 
2017-12-05 10:43:12 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:43:58 PM  
My wife and I both agreed no spanking the kids even before the first kid was born, never saw the need and our kids ended up much better behaved than the kids of people we knew who spanked.  Seriously we had well behaved kids even as teenagers, instead of kids who only knew a swat as the reason to behave.
 
2017-12-05 10:45:33 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324]


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2017-12-05 10:45:40 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:45:45 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:47:50 PM  

giantmeteor: Danger Avoid Death: [creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.co​m image 808x396]

Bad Zoot.

I see we both had the same thought


I also came for Zoot.
 
2017-12-05 10:47:57 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]


Who is she?
 
2017-12-05 10:50:25 PM  
My parents never spanked me.

Is that why you people like it? Because it reminds you of your parents spanking you? Gross.
 
2017-12-05 10:50:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: giantmeteor: Danger Avoid Death: [creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.co​m image 808x396]

Bad Zoot.

I see we both had the same thought

I also came for Zoot.


I came in Zoot.  She was most grateful.

No, seriously.  One year at a Halloween party I was a knight (thought not one of King Arthur's) and I hooked up with a woman dressed as Zoot.
 
2017-12-05 10:53:39 PM  

Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?


Lucy Pinder, Spanking
Youtube CjQAxiSJ0pI
 
2017-12-05 10:53:51 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:54:17 PM  

Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?


A bad girl.
 
2017-12-05 10:54:28 PM  
*sets alight a Grail-shaped beacon*
 
2017-12-05 10:55:31 PM  
Oh it's this thread again.

/pours glass of wine
 
2017-12-05 10:55:33 PM  
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2017-12-05 10:55:56 PM  

WillofJ2: Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?

[Youtube CjQAxiSJ0pI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CjQAxiSJ​0pI]


Narp.  Clearly not the same woman.
 
2017-12-05 10:56:15 PM  
For young men learning the power of spanking and/or choking is a life changing event on par with learning to drive, getting a real job, or becoming good at cooking.
 
2017-12-05 10:57:24 PM  

Miss Stein: Oh it's this thread again.

/pours glass of wine


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2017-12-05 11:03:39 PM  

Mock26: WillofJ2: Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?

[Youtube CjQAxiSJ0pI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CjQAxiSJ​0pI]

Narp.  Clearly not the same woman.


Anna Lore Reel
Youtube udH-Lw15tlY
Anna lore?
 
2017-12-05 11:04:14 PM  

Miss Stein: Oh it's this thread again.

/pours glass of wine



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2017-12-05 11:05:03 PM  
I wonder if they ever considered that kids who need to be punished more are more prone to antisocial behavior in general. Or develop a taste for rich Corinthian gimp masks.
 
2017-12-05 11:07:15 PM  
Also, pain is a built in biological teaching mechanism.  Sit on a cactus and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Put your hand on a burning hot stove and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Punt a football in the house and break a couple of antique lamps and the pain from a spanking will teach you to never do that again.  Nothing wrong with spanking.  It is merely taking advantage of a mechanism that evolved from millions of years of evolution.  The problem is that too many parents do not use it as a learning tool.  They use it as a means to vent their anger.  And given how few parents seem to be capable of using spanking judiciously then I am all for removing it as a form of punishment for kids.  Just keep your hands off my girlfriend's pert posterior!  It was made for spanking.  It craves spankings.  And who am I to resist a pert posterior?
 
2017-12-05 11:07:59 PM  
PS  A GIS for "pert posterior" does not disappoint.

Well, unless you do not like girls and/or pert posteriors.
 
2017-12-05 11:08:20 PM  
 
2017-12-05 11:08:23 PM  
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Go on....
 
2017-12-05 11:08:32 PM  

Mock26: Also, pain is a built in biological teaching mechanism.  Sit on a cactus and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Put your hand on a burning hot stove and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Punt a football in the house and break a couple of antique lamps and the pain from a spanking will teach you to never do that again.  Nothing wrong with spanking.  It is merely taking advantage of a mechanism that evolved from millions of years of evolution.  The problem is that too many parents do not use it as a learning tool.  They use it as a means to vent their anger.  And given how few parents seem to be capable of using spanking judiciously then I am all for removing it as a form of punishment for kids.  Just keep your hands off my girlfriend's pert posterior!  It was made for spanking.  It craves spankings.  And who am I to resist a pert posterior?


That would have been better as a gif
 
2017-12-05 11:10:03 PM  

WillofJ2: Mock26: WillofJ2: Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?

[Youtube CjQAxiSJ0pI image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CjQAxiSJ​0pI]

Narp.  Clearly not the same woman.

[Youtube udH-Lw15tlY image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/udH-Lw15​tlY] Anna lore?


Looks like her.  Now I just need to convince her that her pert posterior needs to be spanked.  Well, and convince my girlfriend to let me paddle another pert posterior.  Hmm, sorry, Anna Lore. Your pert posterior is on its own.
 
2017-12-05 11:11:26 PM  

RJReves: Mock26: Also, pain is a built in biological teaching mechanism.  Sit on a cactus and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Put your hand on a burning hot stove and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Punt a football in the house and break a couple of antique lamps and the pain from a spanking will teach you to never do that again.  Nothing wrong with spanking.  It is merely taking advantage of a mechanism that evolved from millions of years of evolution.  The problem is that too many parents do not use it as a learning tool.  They use it as a means to vent their anger.  And given how few parents seem to be capable of using spanking judiciously then I am all for removing it as a form of punishment for kids.  Just keep your hands off my girlfriend's pert posterior!  It was made for spanking.  It craves spankings.  And who am I to resist a pert posterior?

That would have been better as a gif


Just watch the gif of Anna Lore.  It is quite pleasing.
 
2017-12-05 11:12:36 PM  

Mad_Radhu: giantmeteor: Danger Avoid Death: [creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.co​m image 808x396]

Bad Zoot.

I see we both had the same thought

I also came for Zoot.


How often?
 
2017-12-05 11:13:27 PM  
Spanking is fun.
 
2017-12-05 11:13:33 PM  

RJReves: Mad_Radhu: giantmeteor: Danger Avoid Death: [creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.co​m image 808x396]

Bad Zoot.

I see we both had the same thought

I also came for Zoot.

How often?


Hey now, what happens at Castle Anthrax stays at Castle Anthrax!
 
2017-12-05 11:14:15 PM  

RJReves: Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?

A bad girl.


That is why I want to know.  Bad girls need to be punished.
 
2017-12-05 11:15:53 PM  
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2017-12-05 11:15:57 PM  

Mock26: PS  A GIS for "pert posterior" does not disappoint.

Well, unless you do not like girls and/or pert posteriors.


So, guys don't have pert posteriors?
 
2017-12-05 11:16:16 PM  

Mock26: RJReves: Mock26: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 475x324][View Full Size image _x_]

Who is she?

A bad girl.

That is why I want to know.  Bad girls need to be punished.


Good girls too
 
2017-12-05 11:16:59 PM  

Mock26: RJReves: Mock26: Also, pain is a built in biological teaching mechanism.  Sit on a cactus and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Put your hand on a burning hot stove and the pain will teach you to never do that again.  Punt a football in the house and break a couple of antique lamps and the pain from a spanking will teach you to never do that again.  Nothing wrong with spanking.  It is merely taking advantage of a mechanism that evolved from millions of years of evolution.  The problem is that too many parents do not use it as a learning tool.  They use it as a means to vent their anger.  And given how few parents seem to be capable of using spanking judiciously then I am all for removing it as a form of punishment for kids.  Just keep your hands off my girlfriend's pert posterior!  It was made for spanking.  It craves spankings.  And who am I to resist a pert posterior?

That would have been better as a gif

Just watch the gif of Anna Lore.  It is quite pleasing.


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2017-12-05 11:18:55 PM  
Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for the spankings!
 
2017-12-05 11:22:49 PM  

Likwit: For young men learning the power of spanking and/or choking is a life changing event on par with learning to drive, getting a real job, or becoming good at cooking.


Amen Brother. Amen.
 
2017-12-05 11:27:36 PM  
Given who's being spanked in the article, subby... ew.
 
2017-12-05 11:27:51 PM  
I'm 50, and spanking is a bigger thing now in my life than it ever was when I was a child.
 
2017-12-05 11:32:06 PM  

El_Swino: I'm 50, and spanking is a bigger thing now in my life than it ever was when I was a child.


Spankings, naps, broccoli ... the 8-year-old me wouldn't even recognize the 51-year-old me.
 
2017-12-05 11:33:11 PM  
ever had the experience where Simone wanted you to spank them hard enough to the point it made you uncomfortable?  dated a nurse once and she basically said if it didn t leave a mark it wasn't hard enough, scared me off, she is now a mother of 2 married a minister and is a Sunday school teacher, guess she had a lot of guilt
 
2017-12-05 11:37:05 PM  

El_Swino: I'm 50, and spanking is a bigger thing now in my life than it ever was when I was a child.


This guy farks, amiright!?
 
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