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2017-12-05 04:46:29 PM  
Florida
Intercoursing
Date

*checks tfa...

Dammit! One out of 3
 
2017-12-05 05:18:51 PM  
Florida
Screwing
Santa

One and a half out of 3?
Ok, just one.
 
2017-12-05 05:36:22 PM  
I'll try:

Florida
Rasslin'
Alligator
 
2017-12-05 07:37:09 PM  
Looks like the "Florida" and "Video" tags stabbed one another to death.
 
2017-12-05 07:48:11 PM  
Entertainment tab?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-12-05 07:50:58 PM  
Erect, poking, bear
 
2017-12-05 07:55:17 PM  

bearded clamorer: Entertainment tab?


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
 
2017-12-05 08:03:41 PM  

lindalouwho: bearded clamorer: Entertainment tab?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?


Lol
 
2017-12-05 08:12:45 PM  
Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache [OGWT 1973]
Youtube G56DaSAeZfM
 
2017-12-05 08:21:38 PM  
Not this guy? I am disappoint.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/natio​n​al/man-arrested-sex-float-time-article​-1.1827864
Bonus, best mugshot goodness in fark history.
 
2017-12-05 09:23:18 PM  

bearded clamorer: Entertainment tab?


Is entertaining story, no?
 
2017-12-05 09:24:40 PM  

lindalouwho: bearded clamorer: Entertainment tab?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?


*shakes tiny knife wielding hand

Ow! Mah laig!
 
2017-12-05 09:25:51 PM  
German
Off-guard by
Army

It worked in WWII
 
2017-12-05 09:58:30 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Not this guy? I am disappoint.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation​al/man-arrested-sex-float-time-article​-1.1827864
Bonus, best mugshot goodness in fark history.


He takes his meds nowadays, and bangs the hell out of pink plastic pool rafts in the privacy of his own home, like a decent American!

/glad to say that I have no idea wth is going on with that guy in actuality
//some information I'm actually ok with skipping
///article + mug shot was pretty much a "Well, that's enough internet for me today..." moment
 
2017-12-05 10:03:59 PM  

englaja: German
Off-guard by
Army

It worked in WWII


Did Nazi that one coming.
 
2017-12-05 10:31:13 PM  
Innocent
Inflating
Santa

Sheesh you Farkers are so jaded.
 
2017-12-05 10:46:16 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: Innocent
Inflating
Santa

Sheesh you Farkers are so jaded.


0/3

Perfect score
 
2017-12-06 12:01:30 AM  
Florida
farking
Alligator

One of three, I'm surprised I wasn't three of three.
 
2017-12-06 06:42:11 AM  
Florida man caught farking inflatable dragon?
 
2017-12-06 09:42:56 AM  
Florida
Stands ground against
Crossing guard

checks article...
1 (possibly 2)/3
 
2017-12-06 07:51:19 PM  
Florida
inflating
dinghy
 
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