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2017-12-05 01:25:22 PM  
He never saw it coming. But she did.
 
2017-12-05 02:28:12 PM  
Maybe extra large? Or in some cases extra extra large?
 
2017-12-05 06:25:32 PM  
+1 Subby.
 
2017-12-05 08:27:35 PM  
That joke's older than dirt.
 
2017-12-05 08:28:06 PM  
Punchline to my favorite childhood joke. On Fark. Yay?
 
2017-12-05 08:28:37 PM  
How many of us were actually waiting for something to happen that warranted that headline?
 
2017-12-05 08:30:01 PM  
My life is complete.  I have seen this headline on Fark.
 
2017-12-05 08:31:32 PM  
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2017-12-05 08:35:25 PM  
Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."
 
2017-12-05 08:35:33 PM  
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But not you subby, you magnificent bastard!!
 
2017-12-05 08:38:29 PM  
Ms. Caputo will retain custody of her hair. Or vice versa.
 
2017-12-05 08:39:27 PM  
Scam artists and other white-collar criminals frequently have trouble home lives.  More at 11.

// Good headline, though.
 
2017-12-05 08:40:36 PM  

darth_badger: Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."


Not just ghosts, the ghosts of all of you're beloved dead relatives. Gram-gram is judging you on your form right now!
 
2017-12-05 08:42:31 PM  
The Learning Channel.
 
2017-12-05 08:47:28 PM  
I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE... and I'm going back to bed.
 
2017-12-05 08:56:08 PM  
The lipstick on the collar was read.
 
2017-12-05 08:56:52 PM  
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2017-12-05 08:58:44 PM  
He's got Larry covered.

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2017-12-05 09:01:33 PM  

darth_badger: Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."


So you like talking to dead people? I'm cool with that.
/said no man ever
 
2017-12-05 09:04:18 PM  

WTFDYW: darth_badger: Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."

So you like talking to dead people? I'm cool with that.
/said no man every man who thinks it would get him laid

 
2017-12-05 09:06:40 PM  

Russ1642: That joke's older than dirt.


I remember johnny Carson doing it over 40 years ago.
 
2017-12-05 09:07:28 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Scam artists and other white-collar criminals frequently have trouble home lives.  More at 11.

// Good headline, though.


Is she scamming anyone other than the network? I don't know for sure but I can see old ladies willing to pay her to talk to long, lost Ralph who died in a railroad accident 47 years ago. Would she go for that small pocket change? She wouldn't need to at this point.
 
2017-12-05 09:11:13 PM  

Duke of Madness Motors: WTFDYW: darth_badger: Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."

So you like talking to dead people? I'm cool with that.
/said no man every man who thinks it would get him laid


You have a point but I think I would be getting out of there. Then again, he lived a good life off her money.
 
2017-12-05 09:15:40 PM  

WTFDYW: Duke of Madness Motors: WTFDYW: darth_badger: Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."

So you like talking to dead people? I'm cool with that.
/said no man every man who thinks it would get him laid

You have a point but I think I would be getting out of there. Then again, he lived a good life off her money.


I'm old, and I agree with you, but I was thinking about what I was like age 16 - 26. or 36. ok, maybe up to 46.
 
2017-12-05 09:23:50 PM  

Duke of Madness Motors: WTFDYW: Duke of Madness Motors: WTFDYW: darth_badger: Can you imagine having to act like you  really believe the bs that she does?

"Sure baby,  there are ghosts watching us fark."

So you like talking to dead people? I'm cool with that.
/said no man every man who thinks it would get him laid

You have a point but I think I would be getting out of there. Then again, he lived a good life off her money.

I'm old, and I agree with you, but I was thinking about what I was like age 16 - 26. or 36. ok, maybe up to 46.


I understand completely.
/I'm 55
 
2017-12-05 09:25:13 PM  

Russ1642: That joke's older than dirt.


I still loled
 
2017-12-05 09:39:37 PM  

WTFDYW: Is she scamming anyone other than the network? I don't know for sure but I can see old ladies willing to pay her to talk to long, lost Ralph who died in a railroad accident 47 years ago. Would she go for that small pocket change? She wouldn't need to at this point.


The network is literally the only person she interacts with who isn't being conned, her show is a reality show that follows her around as she cons various people, including old ladies, out of their money.

Also... did you just basically defend mediums by saying that emotionally vulnerable people who have recently lost family members don't actually count as people?  Because that's harsh, man.
 
2017-12-05 09:44:25 PM  

Jim_Callahan: WTFDYW: Is she scamming anyone other than the network? I don't know for sure but I can see old ladies willing to pay her to talk to long, lost Ralph who died in a railroad accident 47 years ago. Would she go for that small pocket change? She wouldn't need to at this point.

The network is literally the only person she interacts with who isn't being conned, her show is a reality show that follows her around as she cons various people, including old ladies, out of their money.

Also... did you just basically defend mediums by saying that emotionally vulnerable people who have recently lost family members don't actually count as people?  Because that's harsh, man.


No. Go play with yourself now. I threw out some random thoughts that only mean I am curious. You need to up your meds AFTER playing with yourself.
 
2017-12-05 10:04:09 PM  
"I don't understand it. I lay in bed, and I say to myself, 'How did this happen? How did I get here?'"

You pretended that you have an ability to speak with the dead and the constant lying to people that are clearly grieving is finally wearing on your conscience? I mean, I'm not a psychologist, that's just my observation.
 
2017-12-05 10:20:26 PM  
My son's first bicycle was an extra small Giant.

\ that's all I got
\\ nice hair lady, B-52s fan?
\\\ slashy spirits
 
2017-12-06 12:34:17 AM  
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2017-12-06 01:39:01 AM  

The Bunyip: "I don't understand it. I lay in bed, and I say to myself, 'How did this happen? How did I get here?'"

You pretended that you have an ability to speak with the dead and the constant lying to people that are clearly grieving is finally wearing on your conscience? I mean, I'm not a psychologist, that's just my observation.


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2017-12-06 02:27:07 PM  
Every one of these charlatans should be shot. farking predators, every one of them.
 
2017-12-06 04:23:39 PM  

The Silver Mullet: Every one of these charlatans should be shot. farking predators, every one of them.


Mediums or Guidoes?
 
2017-12-07 02:49:45 AM  

The Silver Mullet: Every one of these charlatans should be shot. farking predators, every one of them.


Eh. They're taking money from people who believe in psychics.
 
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