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(UEFA Champions League)   It is Match Day 6. ManU, Spurs, PSG, Munich, Chelsea, Barça, City, Besiktas, & RM have advanced. Who will be joining them in the round of 16? Kickoff is at 2:45 p.m. EST Tuesday & Wednesday. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread   ( uefa.com) divider line
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2017-12-05 11:37:49 AM  
Roma need only a point against Qarabag and Chelsea to just draw against Atletico to advance.

CSKA Moskva have it all to do against Man Utd at Old Trafford and even then they must hope Basel lose at Benfica.

Celtic are still fighting for Europa pLeague position.

Juve need to take care of business against Olympiacos, while Sporting need nothing short of a miracle if they wish to make the knockout stages rather than going to Europa League.
 
2017-12-05 12:46:09 PM  
I don't see any upsets really.  But you never know.
 
2017-12-05 02:06:14 PM  
I hope United kicks the crap out of the Russians.
 
2017-12-05 02:14:37 PM  

orangehat: I hope United kicks the crap out of the Russians.


Not with the Manchester Derby over the weekend.  I'd be shocked if Mou doesn't park the bus with all the subs and the youngsters.
 
2017-12-05 02:18:38 PM  
Atleti need an absolute miracle to go to the group stages.  They can beat Chelsea, even at Stafford Bridge, but I don't see Qarabag pulling the upset against Roma.

Really want to see Bayern Vs. PSG but of course I don't have FOX Deportes . Anybody following that?
 
2017-12-05 02:23:21 PM  

Zerochance: orangehat: I hope United kicks the crap out of the Russians.

Not with the Manchester Derby over the weekend.  I'd be shocked if Mou doesn't park the bus with all the subs and the youngsters.


Seeing as how they win the group if they get the draw, I'm expecting  JoMo to put out the 2nd squad and if they get the goal, park the bus from there.

dietbubba: I don't see any upsets really.  But you never know.


Remember, football is a funny game that is almost entirely not about the football.
 
2017-12-05 02:27:26 PM  

harleyquinnical: Seeing as how they win the group if they get the draw, I'm expecting  JoMo to put out the 2nd squad and if they get the goal, park the bus from there.


it'd be hilarious if Man U draw Real Madrid for the knockout stages, seeing as Spurs are winning that group.
 
2017-12-05 02:33:27 PM  

Zerochance: Atleti need an absolute miracle to go to the group stages.  They can beat Chelsea, even at Stafford Bridge, but I don't see Qarabag pulling the upset against Roma.

Really want to see Bayern Vs. PSG but of course I don't have FOX Deportes . Anybody following that?


Sadly, I do not have access to it either, so the best I will be able to do is either following the feed on Twitter or just using the Goal.com Live app to keep track of everything.
 
2017-12-05 02:37:18 PM  

Zerochance: it'd be hilarious if Man U draw Real Madrid for the knockout stages, seeing as Spurs are winning that group.


Yes, it would, and I am still hoping all the EPL teams win their their groups
 
2017-12-05 02:40:53 PM  

harleyquinnical: Zerochance: it'd be hilarious if Man U draw Real Madrid for the knockout stages, seeing as Spurs are winning that group.

Yes, it would, and I am still hoping all the EPL teams win their their groups


They all probably will.  I think this is the season where we see an EPL team in the finals.  Banking on Citeh.
 
2017-12-05 02:44:17 PM  
FOLKS - Facebook is transmitting the Bayern/PSG game.  I'll be damned.
 
2017-12-05 02:51:21 PM  
Going with the Chelsea match.  Only paying a little attention since I am busy with work
 
2017-12-05 02:51:54 PM  
Days like today, I hate that I can't watch the matches live.
 
2017-12-05 02:52:20 PM  
great cross from Lukaku and nobody was home but for a player who let it go past him.
 
2017-12-05 02:53:46 PM  
Pogba with an 8 on the Altidore scale.

Basel already lead?
 
2017-12-05 02:55:13 PM  

harleyquinnical: Pogba with an 8 on the Altidore scale.

Basel already lead?


An 8? How far out was he?
 
2017-12-05 02:55:40 PM  
Lewandowski puts Munich up in the 8'
 
2017-12-05 02:56:04 PM  
Bayern up 1-0.  Lewy.  Awful PSG defending.
 
2017-12-05 02:56:55 PM  

dietbubba: An 8? How far out was he?


Wrong scale.  Ball was put right to him, goes off his knee is turned over and gave an opportunity for a shot.
 
2017-12-05 02:58:11 PM  
Pogba is really having issues today, making Altidore look damn near competent.
 
2017-12-05 02:58:57 PM  

Zerochance: Bayern up 1-0.  Lewy.  Awful PSG defending.


According to the commentary, the PSG defense switched off waiting for an offside flag.  LOL
 
2017-12-05 02:59:25 PM  

dietbubba: Going with the Chelsea match.  Only paying a little attention since I am busy with work


Too busy getting incriminating evidence off some phones?
 
2017-12-05 02:59:59 PM  
Rashford on the receiving end of a bit of a rabbit punch.
 
2017-12-05 03:00:35 PM  
There is a shot on goal for United.  Too bad it was right to the keeper.
 
2017-12-05 03:01:05 PM  

harleyquinnical: Zerochance: Bayern up 1-0.  Lewy.  Awful PSG defending.

According to the commentary, the PSG defense switched off waiting for an offside flag.  LOL


You play to the whistle - 11 year-olds know that.  I would expect multimillionaire players to do the same.
 
2017-12-05 03:04:47 PM  
Morata not too far off with that shot.
 
2017-12-05 03:05:50 PM  
Shaw and Lukaku both denied shots on goal.
 
2017-12-05 03:05:58 PM  

harleyquinnical: There is a shot on goal for United.  Too bad it was right to the keeper.


Hey, you have to think about it, sometimes you set up the keeper. Next time he will be thinking "should I dive left, should I dive right?. Then he will remember "Hey I can just stand still and catch it". And that is why you shoot it right at the mofo everytime, it's genius (and shiatty shooting)
 
2017-12-05 03:13:19 PM  

Zerochance: You play to the whistle - 11 year-olds know that.  I would expect multimillionaire players to do the same.


And yet,  I see so many teams for get that particular fundamental.
 
2017-12-05 03:15:21 PM  

martissimo: Hey, you have to think about it, sometimes you set up the keeper. Next time he will be thinking "should I dive left, should I dive right?. Then he will remember "Hey I can just stand still and catch it". And that is why you shoot it right at the mofo everytime, it's genius (and shiatty shooting)


Or I believe that the final contact from United has been poor so far as to doubt their skills should they need to score to draw level.
 
2017-12-05 03:15:57 PM  
I somehow missed Juve getting a goal, which puts them in better position to advance.
 
2017-12-05 03:24:52 PM  
Tolisso makes it 2 for Munich.
 
2017-12-05 03:25:19 PM  
Oblak gets down well and saves a shot from Zappacosta.
 
2017-12-05 03:25:45 PM  
2-0 Bayern.  Beautiful cross by James Rodriguez, Tolisso heads it home.
 
2017-12-05 03:28:46 PM  

Zerochance: 2-0 Bayern.  Beautiful cross by James Rodriguez, Tolisso heads it home.


Now, it gets more interesting.  A +4 goal differential from this game gives them the group over PSG.
 
2017-12-05 03:29:24 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Going with the Chelsea match.  Only paying a little attention since I am busy with work

Too busy getting incriminating evidence off some phones?


/whistles innocently
 
2017-12-05 03:29:59 PM  

harleyquinnical: Zerochance: You play to the whistle - 11 year-olds know that.  I would expect multimillionaire players to do the same.

And yet,  I see so many teams for get that particular fundamental.


They are too busy holding up an arm hoping to get the offsides call
 
2017-12-05 03:31:42 PM  
Goal pending...CSKA MOSKVA with the lead.  Certainly not offside.
 
2017-12-05 03:32:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: Goal pending...CSKA MOSKVA with the lead.  Certainly not offside.


looked pretty freaking off to me
 
2017-12-05 03:35:53 PM  

harleyquinnical: Zerochance: 2-0 Bayern.  Beautiful cross by James Rodriguez, Tolisso heads it home.

Now, it gets more interesting.  A +4 goal differential from this game gives them the group over PSG.


PSG defending is le clown shoes right now.  That's a definite possibility.
 
2017-12-05 03:38:20 PM  

dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Going with the Chelsea match.  Only paying a little attention since I am busy with work

Too busy getting incriminating evidence off some phones?

/whistles innocently


Innocently?
Oh wait your serious, let me laugh even louder.
 
2017-12-05 03:39:40 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Going with the Chelsea match.  Only paying a little attention since I am busy with work

Too busy getting incriminating evidence off some phones?

/whistles innocently

Innocently?
Oh wait your serious, let me laugh even louder.


My advice simply being don't have incriminating stuff on your phone. Or if you do, encrypt that stuff
 
2017-12-05 03:53:23 PM  

martissimo: harleyquinnical: Goal pending...CSKA MOSKVA with the lead.  Certainly not offside.

looked pretty freaking off to me


So the defender who ran himself off the pitch matters not in that situation?
 
2017-12-05 03:55:24 PM  

dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: dietbubba: Going with the Chelsea match.  Only paying a little attention since I am busy with work

Too busy getting incriminating evidence off some phones?

/whistles innocently

Innocently?
Oh wait your serious, let me laugh even louder.

My advice simply being don't have incriminating stuff on your phone. Or if you do, encrypt that stuff


If you are not encrypting your stuff, you are an idiot in my book.
 
2017-12-05 03:56:11 PM  
PSG pull one back through Mbappe.
 
2017-12-05 03:58:29 PM  
POST and Courtois with big saves
 
2017-12-05 03:59:30 PM  

harleyquinnical: martissimo: harleyquinnical: Goal pending...CSKA MOSKVA with the lead.  Certainly not offside.

looked pretty freaking off to me

So the defender who ran himself off the pitch matters not in that situation?


Jim Proudfoot just answered this question.  The player is deemed to be standing on the goal line, therefore nobody is offside.
 
2017-12-05 03:59:31 PM  
Felipe Luis hits the post with a shot.
Rebound came straight out to Atleti player to get his head on it.
But Courtouis did well to get back on his feet and across the goal to make an easy save.
 
2017-12-05 04:01:09 PM  
And Atleti get a goal
 
2017-12-05 04:01:13 PM  
Rashford bashed that free kick off the wall for a corner, which is taken short and ultimately wasted.
 
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