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(Tech Times)   Guy named Waring finds proof of alien war on the planet named after the god of war. Who sings "Low Rider" again? Oh, yeah. War   ( techtimes.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Mars, Scott C. Waring, Mars Cannonball, Mars City Design, Red Planet, UFO Sightings Daily, prolific UFO hunter, Curiosity Rover  
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2017-12-05 12:26:24 PM  
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This headline is making me confused and angry.  Very angry indeed.

 
2017-12-05 12:45:34 PM  
...no.
 
2017-12-05 01:03:50 PM  
Alright, alright, alright.
 
2017-12-05 01:09:24 PM  
After they invented a board with a nail in it so big it could destroy Martian society they came together and developed new ways of war, just as we must. They created a cannonball so large it wiped them out. Another tragic lesson we must learn from. Oh when will we learn!!
 
2017-12-05 01:30:36 PM  
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
 
2017-12-05 01:47:05 PM  
Are we sure it wasn't The Falcon?
 
2017-12-05 01:51:58 PM  
Good God y'all
 
2017-12-05 01:52:49 PM  
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: wелл дух
 
2017-12-05 02:18:40 PM  
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"banjo"
 
2017-12-05 02:19:47 PM  
They were on the planet Kratos?
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2017-12-05 02:22:47 PM  
 
2017-12-05 02:22:57 PM  

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This headline is making me confused and angry.  Very angry indeed.


Yeah, I'm not really sure what it's about. It's like a Donald Trump Tweet.
 
2017-12-05 02:25:16 PM  
TL, DR; One of the Mars rovers found a metal sphere, and this genius thinks a "cannonball" is the sign of an apocalyptic world-ending war. A cannonball...


Now, while this is interesting as hell, they have an explanation, and even if they didn't, cannonballs are not exactly world-ending tech.
 
2017-12-05 04:25:04 PM  
Yeay! My first gree...

Mikey1969: Chris Ween: [img.fark.net image 620x517][View Full Size image _x_]
This headline is making me confused and angry.  Very angry indeed.

Yeah, I'm not really sure what it's about. It's like a Donald Trump Tweet.


Aww!
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2017-12-05 04:30:24 PM  
Nah, it is just a Civil War cannonball brought over by John Carter.
 
2017-12-05 05:48:25 PM  
A curious blend of words.
 
2017-12-05 06:08:43 PM  
Well I met a girl in a Martian wood
I ain't namin' names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes lord
Sort of like a Waring blender
 
2017-12-05 10:23:06 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Nah, it is just a Civil War cannonball brought over by John Carter.


Could have also been these guys:
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2017-12-06 12:27:47 AM  
Coming from a guy named Mark (from Marcus, from Mars - god of war), let me assure you - perfectly spherical phenomenon are always evidence of developed weaponry, like cannonballs. For example, giant snowballs are a sure sign that the children of Niflheim were stomping around.
 
2017-12-06 06:23:15 AM  
It was a clue left behind by one of the Loyal Officers.  Hail Xenu.
 
2017-12-06 02:35:54 PM  

Mikey1969: TL, DR; One of the Mars rovers found a metal sphere, and this genius thinks a "cannonball" is the sign of an apocalyptic world-ending war. A cannonball...


Now, while this is interesting as hell, they have an explanation, and even if they didn't, cannonballs are not exactly world-ending tech.


The article clearly explained that, dumbass. Sure, regular old cannonballs shot at ground level by a stupid boring cannon might not be enough to cause the extinction of all life on a planet. However, if you shoot them FROM SPACE, they suddenly become super-weapons capable of burning off a planet's atmosphere (while surviving the ordeal completely intact, apparently), thus suffocating those jerks that you were fighting against. And yourself. And everyone else. Look, nobody said that it was a good plan. In any case, I can't believe that I have to explain this basic science to you. Cannonball + Space = Planetary Extinction. Sheesh. What the hell are they teaching kids in schools these days anyways!?

//protip - if you drink a tiny amount of mercury every day, it neutralizes the effects of the mind-controlling chemtrails.
///protip 2 - putting your head in the microwave and turning it on for 30 seconds will short-circuit all of the tracking chips that the government forces dentists to install with every filling
//it's a conspiracy!!!
 
2017-12-06 06:27:18 PM  
Maybe due to this:

Electrical Scarring of Mars
 
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