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(Metro)   "Where's my illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator? Ah, screw it; I'll just use a cannon"   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-04 02:24:00 PM  
Mythbusters on Mars.
 
2017-12-04 05:14:18 PM  
Spherical meteorites are not at all uncommon. But sure, Martian artillery.
 
2017-12-04 06:49:01 PM  

Ghastly: Spherical meteorites are not at all uncommon. But sure, Martian artillery.


From UFOs.  Because the ability to achieve space flight doesn't mean you'll have lazors going PEW PEW PEW
 
2017-12-04 07:02:47 PM  
If it's cannon ball or bigger that's pretty cool.  If it's another blueberry, yawn.
 
2017-12-04 08:14:43 PM  
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It's a Horta egg.
 
2017-12-04 08:29:55 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 412x312][View Full Size image _x_]

It's a Horta egg.


NO KILL I
 
2017-12-04 08:33:20 PM  
Remember this article whenever you think about taking a Metro article seriously.
 
2017-12-04 08:37:40 PM  

xanadian: Ghastly: Spherical meteorites are not at all uncommon. But sure, Martian artillery.

From UFOs.  Because the ability to achieve space flight doesn't mean you'll have lazors going PEW PEW PEW


It's been done.
 
2017-12-04 08:39:06 PM  

Makh: If it's cannon ball or bigger that's pretty cool.  If it's another blueberry, yawn.


It's maybe a half inch, judging by the grains
 
2017-12-04 08:53:55 PM  
There was a Mars-shattering KABOOM!
 
2017-12-04 08:54:44 PM  

wildcardjack: Makh: If it's cannon ball or bigger that's pretty cool.  If it's another blueberry, yawn.

It's maybe a half inch, judging by the grains


IT'S A MUSKET BALL! Clearly, Kentuckians are from Mars.
 
2017-12-04 08:58:18 PM  

WelldeadLink: wildcardjack: Makh: If it's cannon ball or bigger that's pretty cool.  If it's another blueberry, yawn.

It's maybe a half inch, judging by the grains

IT'S A MUSKET BALL! Clearly, Kentuckians are from Mars.


Well, one Civil War veteran from Virginia, at least went there.
 
2017-12-04 09:50:04 PM  
Round rocks on the surface of Mars are actually pretty easy to explain.

The ones in this guy's head, not so much.
 
2017-12-04 09:56:06 PM  
It's spelled percent
 
2017-12-04 10:02:35 PM  
I'm getting a kick out of this because I was just mistakenly shipped five LPIR-6A Motion Sensor Switches w/Built in Timers. Not sure if they're explosive space modulators but they might be.
 
2017-12-04 10:52:28 PM  

wildcardjack: Makh: If it's cannon ball or bigger that's pretty cool.  If it's another blueberry, yawn.

It's maybe a half inch, judging by the grains


That's what I was thinking.  Ultimately I didn't have a banana for scale.  Normal blueberry then.
 
2017-12-05 11:14:16 AM  
what an illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator might look like.


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/the gun, not the martian
 
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