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(The Daily Beast)   Get your clutching pearls out of the secret vault: "Geraldo Rivera's 1991 memoir is a f*ck fest-filled bible of workplace harassment"   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2017-12-01 03:56:47 AM  
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I find it hard to believe an man who would tweet a picture like this could be a creepy poon hound.
 
2017-12-01 05:11:53 AM  
Please... destroy this guy. Make him poor and cry.
 
2017-12-01 06:47:27 AM  
What's wrong with being sexy?
 
OOF
2017-12-01 06:58:58 AM  
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2017-12-01 07:01:12 AM  
Didn't somebody on Fark predict this a few days ago?
Maybe it was everybody, I can't remember
 
2017-12-01 07:03:21 AM  
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2017-12-01 07:04:01 AM  
I seem to recall an episode of Perry Mason where a Geraldo looking character gets murdered for some pervy actions.
 
2017-12-01 07:10:32 AM  

Brian Dead: Didn't somebody on Fark predict this a few days ago?
Maybe it was everybody, I can't remember


Fairly unanimous. He's a f*cking sleazeball of the highest order, sensationalist, and gave away troop movements live on FOX News.

He wrote the book... literally.
 
2017-12-01 07:37:43 AM  
Wow, an attractive man with a normal libido likes to have sex. Outrage!
 
2017-12-01 07:38:38 AM  
Bette Midler is no fan of his. Sounds like it was basically a date-rape. Without the date.

 
Bette Midler Accused Geraldo Rivera of Sexual Assault in 1991 -- Watch
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2017-12-01 07:47:55 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Wow, an unattractive man with a normal out of controllibido likes to have sex drug and sexually assault actresses with an accomplice. Outrage!


Fixed that for accuracy, now go jump off a cliff.
 
2017-12-01 07:55:50 AM  
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2017-12-01 08:05:21 AM  

Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]


I'd just like to say that as a man that comment offends me on a very deep level.
 
2017-12-01 08:13:35 AM  

Flappyhead: Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]

I'd just like to say that as a man that comment offends me on a very deep level.


How deep?
 
2017-12-01 08:37:05 AM  

Naido: Flappyhead: Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]

I'd just like to say that as a man that comment offends me on a very deep level.

How deep?


Reported.
 
2017-12-01 08:47:44 AM  

Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318][View Full Size image _x_]


niiiice
 
2017-12-01 08:49:19 AM  
I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.
 
2017-12-01 08:49:28 AM  

Naido: Flappyhead: Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]

I'd just like to say that as a man that comment offends me on a very deep level.

How deep?


Balls.
 
2017-12-01 08:51:23 AM  

Brian Dead: Didn't somebody on Fark predict this a few days ago?
Maybe it was everybody, I can't remember


When everyone on Fox News were chomping at the bit to denounce Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer and Al Franken, Geraldo was trying to explain that maybe those guys aren't really that bad. So it wasn't a hard guess.
 
2017-12-01 08:59:07 AM  

Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.


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2017-12-01 09:09:09 AM  
Kurt Vonnegut was (for a short time) Geraldo Rivera's father-in-law. Rivera's marriage to Edith Vonnegut ended in 1974 because of his womanizing.

"He's obviously a scumbag, because he started making love to other people and betraying my daughter and her innocence from the very beginning. If I see Jerry again, I'll spit in his face."
 
2017-12-01 09:09:45 AM  

Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.


Because only a commie satanist libtard would try to inform themselves about a situation before making a decision about it.
 
2017-12-01 09:12:36 AM  

Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.


Some of us are still holding Al Capone's vault against him.  Like the hour leading up to Lebron's Decision, only with no decision at the end
 
2017-12-01 09:12:56 AM  

Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.


When did he switch sides?
 
2017-12-01 09:43:05 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Wow, an attractive man with a normal libido likes to have sex. Outrage!


Handle checks out.
 
2017-12-01 09:43:39 AM  

Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.


You obviously did not watch the opening of Al Capone's vault.
 
2017-12-01 09:46:00 AM  

Naido: Some of us are still holding Al Capone's vault against him


Remember when he sketched out the plans for the Iraq invasion in the sand and then broadcast it live on television?

Good times.
 
2017-12-01 09:46:25 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 349x509][View Full Size image _x_]

I find it hard to believe an man who would tweet a picture like this could be a creepy poon hound.


Not defending Geraldo, but if Helen Mirren tweeted a similar picture, would people consider her "creepy"?
 
2017-12-01 09:46:55 AM  

Brian Dead: Didn't somebody on Fark predict this a few days ago?
Maybe it was everybody, I can't remember


I think it was yesterday, protesting too much, or something.
 
2017-12-01 09:49:35 AM  

Naido: Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.

Some of us are still holding Al Capone's vault against him.  Like the hour leading up to Lebron's Decision, only with no decision at the end


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2017-12-01 09:55:22 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Not defending Geraldo, but if Helen Mirren tweeted a similar picture, would people consider her "creepy"?


Why go there?  Why not go straight to Hitler?  He's the ultimate in Whataboutism.
 
2017-12-01 10:15:20 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: unfarkingbelievable: Wow, an attractive man with a normal libido likes to have sex. Outrage!

Handle checks out.


Yes, it most certainly does. Wink, wink.
 
2017-12-01 10:16:19 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 349x509][View Full Size image _x_]

I find it hard to believe an man who would tweet a picture like this could be a creepy poon hound.

Not defending Geraldo, but if Helen Mirren tweeted a similar picture, would people consider her "creepy"?


Yes, I'd be very creeped out seeing Helen Mirren with a mustache and no tits.  Then I'd cry about the latter.
 
2017-12-01 10:17:49 AM  

Glitchwerks: unfarkingbelievable: Wow, an unattractive man with a normal out of controllibido likes to have sex drug and sexually assault actresses with an accomplice. Outrage!

Fixed that for accuracy, now go jump off a cliff.


Nah, Cliff isnt hot enough for me to jump on in the first place.
 
2017-12-01 10:21:04 AM  

Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]


I'm a woman with a high libido, and i would have let 70s Geraldo piledrive me silly. I love to get farked hard. Screaming orgasms are great for the heart.
 
2017-12-01 10:49:52 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]

I'm a woman with a high libido, and i would have let 70s Geraldo piledrive me silly. I love to get farked hard. Screaming orgasms are great for the heart.


I'm a guy man with a high libido and I always just assumed a 70's Geraldo was getting piledrived silly. Granted, not a screaming queen but still.

/whenever I hear machismo mentioned concerning this guy. I can't help but eyeroll.
/that's why I chortled at the "stiff dick has no conscience"/Geraldo quote above
/to each their own, I guess
 
2017-12-01 11:07:23 AM  

AdrienVeidt: Thong_of_Zardoz: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 349x509][View Full Size image _x_]

I find it hard to believe an man who would tweet a picture like this could be a creepy poon hound.

Not defending Geraldo, but if Helen Mirren tweeted a similar picture, would people consider her "creepy"?

Yes, I'd be very creeped out seeing Helen Mirren with a mustache and no tits.  Then I'd cry about the latter.


Fair enough.
 
2017-12-01 12:00:33 PM  

Joe Satin: I' not sure why the Geraldo hate on here, so I'll just assume he's a conservative and carry on.


AKA: "Reading and processing the long list of why people have certain likes/dislikes is hard, so I just look for a simplistic indicator of political affiliation/gender/ethnicity/etc and ignore anything else that's being said."

See also:

People only hated Ghostbusters 2016 because they hate women!

People only hated the Half Hour News Hour because it was conservative!

People only hate Trump because they're jealous of his success!

People only hated Joe Satin's last post because it was kneejerking partisan stupidity!

/ok, that last one might actually be exactly as simple as that
 
2017-12-01 01:06:38 PM  
Just a few days ago Rivera was implying there should be a 5 year statute of limitation on sexual harassment allegations, and now this happens.  Who could have seen this coming!?!
 
2017-12-01 04:45:26 PM  
I think the trash he helped foist on the public consciousness with his talk show is reason enough to dislike him. He looked for the most dramatic arguments, and then put them on his platform. Arguments are useful if they provide a resolution. His show normalized a lot of things that prevent the news media from being useful today.

If not, then years of 'reporting' with an eye toward his Q rating rather than informing the public about things we need to know seems like enough to put most discerning people over the fence.

/He is unlikable
/ergo, he is disliked
 
2017-12-01 05:26:30 PM  
I always thought Geraldo looked like Mario and/or Luigi
 
2017-12-01 08:47:07 PM  
I'm am certainly not a fan, but Rivera has always portrayed himself as a deeply farked up individual and the public acknowledgement of that was certainly an approved method of penance in the day.
 
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2017-12-02 03:18:35 AM  
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2017-12-02 04:00:53 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Guybird: [img.fark.net image 425x318]

I'm a woman with a high libido, and i would have let 70s Geraldo piledrive me silly. I love to get farked hard. Screaming orgasms are great for the heart.


I dont believe you are a woman
 
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