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(MSN)   The only man who probably won't be hit with a sexual harassment scandal is not surprised to see so many sexual harassment scandals   ( msn.com) divider line
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2017-11-30 03:18:48 PM  
GIS for sexy Tom hanks:
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/been meaning to watch that show again...
 
2017-11-30 03:24:19 PM  
Nice try subby, but there's photo evidence of Tom taking advantage of passed out people

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2017-11-30 03:28:26 PM  

Erma Gerdd: GIS for sexy Tom hanks:
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/been meaning to watch that show again...


He's cross dressing, which is the work of the Devil.
 
2017-11-30 03:30:44 PM  

Erma Gerdd: GIS for sexy Tom hanks:
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/been meaning to watch that show again...


/shakes tiny fist
//exact same image even
 
2017-11-30 03:32:26 PM  
Can we get some TMZ crew to do a "Just FYI these are all the dudes in Hollywood about whom there are flying innuendo and open secrets" listicle or something?  Not to cause panic but just so we have a bit more warning about who among our favorite actors we're going to have to stop liking.  It would have the added benefit of making any victims more likely to come forward and get the heads rolling sooner rather than later.
 
2017-11-30 03:33:01 PM  
I had Rita Wilson at home, I'd never think of straying either.
 
2017-11-30 03:38:39 PM  

dionysusaur: I had Rita Wilson at home, I'd never think of straying either.


You did? Well shiat, I hope Tom doesn't find out...
 
2017-11-30 03:43:43 PM  
What did Wilson know and why isn't he talking?
 
2017-11-30 03:55:04 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: dionysusaur: I had Rita Wilson at home, I'd never think of straying either.

You did? Well shiat, I hope Tom doesn't find out...


Who ate my 'If'?
 
2017-11-30 04:01:01 PM  

dionysusaur: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: dionysusaur: I had Rita Wilson at home, I'd never think of straying either.

You did? Well shiat, I hope Tom doesn't find out...

Who ate my 'If'?


That sounds dirty. Have you checked with Matt Lauer?
 
2017-11-30 04:23:48 PM  
Hanks is the 1 guy who if allegations came out I would be in very "I am soooo done" mode. That one would be the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back
 
2017-11-30 04:24:29 PM  
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
 
2017-11-30 04:29:50 PM  

grokca: What did Wilson know and why isn't he talking?


I heard from a friend that Hanks asked him if he would "fancy a volley", whatever that means.
 
2017-11-30 04:30:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Nice try subby, but there's photo evidence of Tom taking advantage of passed out people

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If I had been that drunk guy, I would have regretted not waking up.
 
2017-11-30 04:31:42 PM  
Subby is wrong...Tom Hanks is known as "Tom Yanks" within the industry...because he enjoys fapping in front of other people.  I thought everyone knew this.
 
2017-11-30 04:33:17 PM  

factoryconnection: but just so we have a bit more warning about who among our favorite actors we're going to have to stop liking.


I don't know why someone's personal life should have any bearing on whether he or she likes an actor/artist/musician. I never lionized the people who perform the art I like, I kind of assume they're mostly narcissistic assholes with their head up their own ass or in the clouds who I wouldn't get along with in person, so I'm speaking from a place of not being able to relate at all to the "wah I'm not allowed to like him anymore" crowd.
 
2017-11-30 04:39:18 PM  
So I clicked tfa thinking it would be about Regis and it wasn't so I gis'd Regis Philbin harassment and now another part of me has died.

ET TU REGE?!!
 
2017-11-30 04:42:16 PM  
I can't wait to watch the Polar Express this year.  I love that movie....and *sniff sniff*, I love the hell out of you Tom Hanks.

//just had the thought of him in Money Pit where he thought he fixed the door and the whole thing came down...."Son of a b*tch"
 
2017-11-30 04:43:56 PM  
Also, you know why he did Big?

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2017-11-30 04:44:45 PM  

thegreg1: Hanks is the 1 guy who if allegations came out I would be in very "I am soooo done" mode. That one would be the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back


It would probably be Weird Al, for me.
 
2017-11-30 04:45:43 PM  
Conan O'Brien's - Hanks Secrets
Youtube E3bkweOQb9Y
 
2017-11-30 04:46:01 PM  
Two reactions to sex harassment scandals:

Liberal/Democrat - lose job
GOP - get elected to national office*

* unless it involves two guys - then OMG!
 
2017-11-30 04:48:47 PM  
He such a stand up guy.
That's why he never said shiat all these years.
 
2017-11-30 04:50:01 PM  

natazha: Two reactions to sex harassment scandals:

Liberal/Democrat - lose job
GOP - get elected to national office*



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zez
2017-11-30 04:50:16 PM  
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rka
2017-11-30 04:58:25 PM  

IHadMeAVision: factoryconnection: but just so we have a bit more warning about who among our favorite actors we're going to have to stop liking.

I don't know why someone's personal life should have any bearing on whether he or she likes an actor/artist/musician. I never lionized the people who perform the art I like, I kind of assume they're mostly narcissistic assholes with their head up their own ass or in the clouds who I wouldn't get along with in person, so I'm speaking from a place of not being able to relate at all to the "wah I'm not allowed to like him anymore" crowd.


We're not talking about people you'd probably not like to have a beer with. We're talking about people you wouldn't want to leave your wife or daughter (or son) alone with.

There's a wide gulf between being a self-absorbed asshole and a serial sexual harasser. Frankly nothing any of these people have done warrant overlooking that. Usual Suspects or GMA aren't that great of art in the scheme of things. I can stand never seeing another Kevin Spacey movie in my life. No big loss.
 
2017-11-30 05:00:53 PM  
The Oscar winner opened up about the current slew of harassment allegations against some of Hollywood top players during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, saying there are "predators absolutely everywhere."

so, who, Tom?
 
2017-11-30 05:01:19 PM  

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Ha!  I swear to god I've watched the David S Pumpkins Halloween Special probably 5-6 times since it aired.  It is endearingly terrible.

and i didn't know it was an actual SNL sketch until the wife was like, "uh yeah, you said that was a terrible skech when we watched it last year.  You don't remember that?"

nope
 
2017-11-30 05:01:25 PM  
To be fair, the Garrison Keillor one seems like an absolute load of horse hockey, but hey, moral panics gonna panic, I guess. We burned a lot of witches too
 
2017-11-30 05:02:48 PM  

skyotter: thegreg1: Hanks is the 1 guy who if allegations came out I would be in very "I am soooo done" mode. That one would be the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back

It would probably be Weird Al, for me.


Mister Rogers would make me throw in the towel.
 
2017-11-30 05:06:58 PM  
It's going to suck when his paint huffing habit is exposed.
 
2017-11-30 05:09:23 PM  

mrsleep: He such a stand up guy.
That's why he never said shiat all these years.


Yeah, 'cause we see how well it's  handled when people did actually speak up.

Someone speaks up: she's a liar.

Someone doesn't speak up: why isn't anyone saying anything?

Wash, rinse, repeat.
 
2017-11-30 05:15:58 PM  
Why are we giving him a pass on the time he was caught running around in the underwear of a little boy who was missing???
 
2017-11-30 05:23:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: skyotter: thegreg1: Hanks is the 1 guy who if allegations came out I would be in very "I am soooo done" mode. That one would be the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back

It would probably be Weird Al, for me.

Mister Rogers would make me throw in the towel.


I was thinking President Carter. He just seems to be such a decent human being.
 
2017-11-30 05:31:27 PM  

no_tan_lines: buckeyebrain: skyotter: thegreg1: Hanks is the 1 guy who if allegations came out I would be in very "I am soooo done" mode. That one would be the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back

It would probably be Weird Al, for me.

Mister Rogers would make me throw in the towel.

I was thinking President Carter. He just seems to be such a decent human being.


Peanuts are hourglass shaped. Just give it a couple of days. Some thick chick will announce Carter touched her.
 
2017-11-30 05:32:59 PM  

willfullyobscure: To be fair, the Garrison Keillor one seems like an absolute load of horse hockey, but hey, moral panics gonna panic, I guess. We burned a lot of witches too


I know a lot of folk and bluegrass performers, some of whom have been on PHC.

Yes, it's anecdotal and third party, but I've been told he was quite handsy and had a penchant for "be nice to me and I will make you, piss me off and you'll regret it forever" type of power conversations with performers, especially green ones.

Take it or leave it.. I wasn't surprised on that one.
 
2017-11-30 05:33:09 PM  
he abducts a trainload of children every year
 
2017-11-30 05:37:39 PM  
Tom Hanks thanked AIDS in the first draft of his "Philadelphia" Oscar speech.
On the set of "Cast Away," Tom Hanks would urinate on Wilson the volleyball, then spike it at crew members.
20th Century Fox threatened to withhold financing for "That Thing You Do" unless Tom Hanks rewrote the script to "not be about butt stuff."
Tom Hanks decided to play matchmaker for that weasely guy on the set of "Green Mile." We all know how that turned out.

Make no mistake. Tom Hanks is a monster.
 
2017-11-30 05:41:19 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: he abducts a trainload of children every year


Midnight Meat Train is a documentary. Tom Hanks is the Butcher.
 
2017-11-30 05:44:32 PM  

rka: We're not talking about people you'd probably not like to have a beer with. We're talking about people you wouldn't want to leave your wife or daughter (or son) alone with.

There's a wide gulf between being a self-absorbed asshole and a serial sexual harasser. Frankly nothing any of these people have done warrant overlooking that. Usual Suspects or GMA aren't that great of art in the scheme of things. I can stand never seeing another Kevin Spacey movie in my life. No big loss.


Woody Allen whole personal life creeps me right the fark out but I'm not going to stop watching his movies. I don't need to like LT to appreciate his place in Giants/football lore (I'm too young to actually remember him playing).

I guess what I meant is I'm gleaning a huge sense of disappointment from some of these threads, but I don't understand why any of this is shocking at all. I never thought talented people are any better than the rest of us and the rest of us are shiatheads to begin with. In fact I would totally expect it because fame and attention goes to peoples' heads, they think everybody farking loves them.

Damn, I got a hankering to re-watch American Beauty.
 
2017-11-30 05:48:39 PM  
Tom Hanks is an anti-Semite. He has a scale model of Auschwitz in his basement. The gas chambers are functional. He gases midget Jews in his spare time. True story.
 
2017-11-30 05:49:46 PM  
I am genuinely perplexed as to why people are getting fired, shamed and called out for sexual assault and Trump just goes on business as usual.  Why is his behavior acceptable and not even being mentioned?
 
2017-11-30 05:58:36 PM  
Yes but when will Hanks answer for his unrepentant shiats in the shower? Heels 'em right down the drain, I've heard.
 
2017-11-30 05:59:01 PM  

idrow: I am genuinely perplexed as to why people are getting fired, shamed and called out for sexual assault and Trump just goes on business as usual.  Why is his behavior acceptable and not even being mentioned?


It's being mentioned EVERYWHERE - Fark threads, Twitter, loads of news stories, and the internet in general. His behavior isn't acceptable, but it takes an act of congress (or some ungodly number of state legislatures) to impeach a president. It just takes one profit-weary CEO to can someone in entertainment.
 
2017-11-30 05:59:06 PM  

idrow: I am genuinely perplexed as to why people are getting fired, shamed and called out for sexual assault and Trump just goes on business as usual.  Why is his behavior acceptable and not even being mentioned?


Those people have bosses who want nothing to do with this shiat. Trump has Republican-controlled legislature of lapdogs.
 
2017-11-30 06:01:11 PM  

dionysusaur: I had Rita Wilson at home, I'd never think of straying either.


Reminds me of a Paul Newman quote:  "Why go out for hamburger when I have steak at home".
 
2017-11-30 06:06:58 PM  
I would almost guarantee you someone, somewhere is trying to take advantage of the current climate and black mail him. Not saying he's done something, just that some scam artist is looking for a buck.
 
2017-11-30 06:09:53 PM  
Headline next week: Tom Hanks is the latest target of credible sexual harassment allegations stretching for decades.
 
2017-11-30 06:16:42 PM  
Hanks once paid a man named "Nick" to pretend that his penis was a hot dog, thus tricking an unsuspecting woman into grabbing and pulling said penis
 
2017-11-30 06:47:07 PM  

buckeyebrain: Mister Rogers would make me throw in the towel.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJybJ​C​8iJ2A
 
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