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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Florida Man arrested after corpse and sword found. With epic forehead tattoo that is either the Air Jordan logo or a weird alien butthole   ( ajc.com) divider line
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2017-11-27 01:48:25 PM  
Leave the poor guy alone. It's obvious he's getting a glaive done on his forehead on an installment plan.

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2017-11-27 01:52:39 PM  
..garage and water from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head...a head which at this time has no name.
 
2017-11-27 01:53:25 PM  
There can be only one Florida Man.
 
2017-11-27 02:05:43 PM  
Old National Lampoon Science Fiction joke that seems oddly appropriate here.

Q: What's 33?

A: Martian 69.
 
2017-11-27 02:07:11 PM  
It's the symbol for the Deathly Morons.
 
2017-11-27 02:07:56 PM  
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Boy, you look three prongs short of a Krull glaive.

Is there a hole in your glove?  Cause I keep pitching 'em and you keep missing 'em.
 
2017-11-27 02:09:29 PM  
Fark somebody already made with a glaive reference?  GOT DAMMIT SO MUCH, I'VE WASTED 30 PRECIOUS SECONDS OF MY SNIDE COMMENTARIAN SO-CALLED LIFE.
 
2017-11-27 02:17:18 PM  
I bring you Kurt Vonnegut's version.

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2017-11-27 02:19:50 PM  
It's Kingon for "No Ragrets"
 
2017-11-27 02:20:48 PM  
It's Klingon, but it's not red like my Bat'leth submission. Fark, I am disappoint.
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2017-11-27 02:22:27 PM  

Brawndo: Leave the poor guy alone. It's obvious he's getting a glaive done on his forehead on an installment plan.

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I see you have this covered.

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2017-11-27 02:24:42 PM  
Is the sword's name 'Kindness' at least?
 
2017-11-27 02:25:00 PM  
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2017-11-27 02:27:22 PM  
with the vertical one large it would be 'The Klingon Empire"
with it small it means mouse
 
2017-11-27 02:27:29 PM  
The Kurgan?
 
2017-11-27 02:28:10 PM  
What my dog's butthole would look like if I decided to floss it....

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2017-11-27 02:33:04 PM  
Wrong.  That is a perfectly normal alien butthole.
 
2017-11-27 02:35:54 PM  
No sign of mental illness here at all.
 
2017-11-27 02:36:31 PM  

Eddy Gurge: ..garage and water from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head...a head which at this time has no name.


Opened thread looking for Highlander references and leaving satisfied.
 
2017-11-27 02:36:47 PM  
Facial tattoos are Nature's warning sign to steer clear.
 
2017-11-27 02:37:14 PM  
No one gets hired because they have a tattoo. Many are not hired because they have a tattoo. Which means the tattoo wearer is more likely to be unemployed, giving them more free time to obsess over "body art" and more free time to sit for another tattoo.This may be why getting a tattoo is like eating popcorn. It is hard to stop. Since every tattoo becomes ugly over time, the more tattoos a person gets the uglier that person will become.
 
2017-11-27 02:44:21 PM  

Eddy Gurge: ..garage and water from the sprinklers. It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head...a head which at this time has no name.


*I know his name*
 
2017-11-27 02:53:50 PM  
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2017-11-27 02:58:36 PM  
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2017-11-27 03:01:29 PM  
Three foot sword?
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... amateur.
 
2017-11-27 03:08:09 PM  
Man, these Highlander movies just get worse and worse...
 
2017-11-27 03:17:21 PM  
Dude's got three names, of course you deny bail.  Also, someone should have stoped him after he went for seconds in the chin line.
 
2017-11-27 03:17:32 PM  
Where was the Taser?
 
2017-11-27 03:20:43 PM  
That's a triskele, symbol of the SCA kingdom of Trimaris, which is located in the bulk of Florida (part of the panhandle is in another kingdom). Their colors are blue and white, with the triskele usually being blue.
 
2017-11-27 03:24:57 PM  
I like playing the "Where Is Florida Man?" game at home. It's really fun when Florida Man is in a town where I have family. Today is Lake Worth. Yaaaay! I win!

And I win because I don't live in Florida. My mom left that place in '72.
 
2017-11-27 03:26:00 PM  
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Walmart...our Logo looks like a butthole
 
2017-11-27 03:26:01 PM  
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2017-11-27 03:30:15 PM  

Kryllith: That's a triskele, symbol of the SCA kingdom of Trimaris, which is located in the bulk of Florida (part of the panhandle is in another kingdom). Their colors are blue and white, with the triskele usually being blue.


Or at least, that's what it looks like to me. Trying to see if any of my local SCAers know the guy. Would help if we were in the same kingdom.
 
2017-11-27 03:35:38 PM  
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2017-11-27 03:37:39 PM  
Yea,  I read that story yesterday and wondered what this guy is so angered about.   Could be the stupid face tat.
Too bad we have no idea why he got all swordy
 
2017-11-27 03:47:35 PM  
That looks like the blade in my mini food processor.
 
2017-11-27 04:01:15 PM  
Man, Dan Cortez really fell on hard times after MTV sports went off the air
 
2017-11-27 04:02:49 PM  
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OK, cool. Thanks for the warning dude, I would have been watching you the entire time you were in sight. I highly recommend all wack jobs do this, for our greater good.
There should actually be a general fund for free forehead tattoos; anyone who wants one should have it!
 
2017-11-27 04:12:06 PM  
Florida Man, Florida Man.
Florida Man hates sanity, man.
They have a fight, sanity wins.
Florida Man
 
2017-11-27 04:21:36 PM  
51 years old?  Thats a respectable score for that kind of poor decision making.
 
2017-11-27 04:23:21 PM  

cowgirl toffee: What my dog's butthole would look like if I decided to floss it....

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And all this time I thought that "flossing the dog's butthole" was just a euphemism for... well, you know.

I'm almost afraid to ask if that drawing is "for real", and if so, just what the hell is going on there.
 
2017-11-27 04:26:30 PM  
charges of carrying a knife in a children's play area

that's a crime in the state where stand-your-ground is the law? I, and a lot of other people ALWAYS have a knife on them.
 
2017-11-27 04:27:22 PM  
Looks a little like the USDOT logo.
 
2017-11-27 04:30:34 PM  
FTA: During booking, police stated that Livingston had demanded to know "why did the other officer take my pocket knife but not my Taser." Police then searched Livingston again and found the Taser.

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2017-11-27 04:36:03 PM  
FTFA:
She cited Livingston's previous prison sentences for stalking and pointed out that there had been a court "no-contact" order barring him from contacting the family of the murder victim.

Police and fire-rescue crews found the still-unidentified victim next to the railroad tracks

So he had a no contact order from the family of the unknown victim? WTF AJC.com??
 
2017-11-27 04:46:40 PM  
Perhaps he's Manx.

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2017-11-27 06:11:07 PM  
It's a mobility rune...backwards and poorly drawn...
 
2017-11-27 06:11:07 PM  
nice tat, but im more impressed by the mullet
 
2017-11-27 07:10:51 PM  

LouisZepher: Kurgan


That's the headline I went with... and was rejected for :(
 
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