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(Google)   Great news - a friend's breast lump biopsy came back: it's non-cancerous. Can you help a Farker out by designing a tasteless celebratory card? LGTE   ( google.com) divider line
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2017-11-25 12:14:16 AM  
Go to Inspirobot and try a few.

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Or a message of future hope.
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Inspirobot, you will always amuse me.
 
2017-11-25 06:33:44 AM  
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2017-11-25 08:32:19 AM  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-25 08:53:59 AM  
If you're happy and you know it, clap your boobs.
 
2017-11-25 09:06:27 AM  
Go with a classic
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2017-11-25 10:28:31 AM  
The doctor said, he'd have to test

the lump that you have in your breast

The wait for results might drive you mad

'Cause what if the results were bad?

Would you get depressed or have more fun

and, do those things you've never done

We are happy for you; put down your bucket list

And, all you've got to worry about is a nasty runny cyst

But, that can be removed with the flick of a surgeon's knife

and, then you can go back to wasting your life...

 
2017-11-25 10:47:58 AM  
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2017-11-25 11:40:05 AM  

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This is the best, why can't I vote for it?
 
2017-11-25 12:05:32 PM  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-25 12:25:24 PM  
What should have felt like Jello,
felt like cottage cheese.
Give thanks your healthy boobies
will soon hang to your knees.
 
2017-11-25 02:11:14 PM  
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2017-11-25 03:09:39 PM  
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2017-11-25 03:20:46 PM  
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2017-11-25 04:09:03 PM  
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/this time with voting enabled
//sorry, mods. please delete my last post.
 
2017-11-25 05:48:13 PM  
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2017-11-25 06:54:45 PM  
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2017-11-25 08:04:04 PM  
Something generic and reassuring, but on the envelope:

To: Cancer Kid Lumpy
 
2017-11-26 11:56:21 AM  
Outside:

You:

( o )  ( o )


Inside:

Barbara Bush:

() ( o )

 
2017-11-26 04:49:35 PM  
Congrats for not having AIDS HIV Hepatitis C Glaucoma Leukemia Irritated Bowel Syndrome Cancer
 
2017-11-26 08:25:50 PM  
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Congrats on keeping both boobs!
 
2017-11-26 08:37:05 PM  

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/this time with voting enabled
//sorry, mods. please delete my last post.

Yeah, don't know why there is a voting button when it is not displayed. Oh well. Nice Tits!


We can't even "Smart" or "Funny" anything. What's the point of this thread?
 
2017-11-26 11:19:16 PM  

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/this time with voting enabled
//sorry, mods. please delete my last post.

Yeah, don't know why there is a voting button when it is not displayed. Oh well. Nice Tits!

We can't even "Smart" or "Funny" anything. What's the point of this thread?


It's following the photoshop thread format. You pick if your post gets voting or not when you submit it. *checks box for illustrative purpose*
 
2017-11-27 07:25:40 AM  
Glad to hear your lump was non-cancerous.
   Signed Harvey Weinstein
           (PS Are you ok for later?)
 
2017-11-27 07:26:43 AM  
Glad to hear things are going well.
 
2017-11-27 07:40:36 AM  
Outside: Yo. Thanks for not spamming fark.com with gofundme crud.

Inside: This is the inside of the card.
 
2017-11-27 07:54:48 AM  
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2017-11-27 08:10:26 AM  
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2017-11-27 08:35:58 AM  
Not mine, but it needs to be here.

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2017-11-27 08:43:25 AM  
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2017-11-27 09:16:42 AM  
Do not taunt happy fun bags.
 
2017-11-27 09:33:20 AM  
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2017-11-27 09:35:12 AM  
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2017-11-27 10:33:09 AM  
 1. Congratulations, you'll be alive to experience Trump's next 7+ years  in the White House!
(Inside)...now slowly point that gun away from your head...!

2.
I'm glad you can-cer-vive this
I in-cyst we celebrate and toast
Tu-mour-aculous endings!
Can we shave your head anyways?
 
2017-11-27 10:52:47 AM  
Outside: Congratulations on being cancer-free!
Inside: I'm glad you're not going tits up.
 
2017-11-27 11:51:33 AM  
Good News: You don't have cancer.
Bad News:  No experimental cures and then superpowers.
 
2017-11-27 12:13:26 PM  
i wanted to get you something tasteless.....so you can eat this card.
 
2017-11-27 12:27:25 PM  
Your boobs can't even attract cancer.
 
2017-11-27 01:48:30 PM  
Glad to hear your boobs are lumpy bumpy good!

Here's groping I get a hug soon!
 
2017-11-27 02:21:05 PM  
Outside: I'm glad there's no cancer in your hooter
Inside: Now go see the gynie for your stanky cooter
 
2017-11-27 03:25:33 PM  
Outside: "Don't know which is worse, lumpy oatmeal or lumpy gravy . . . "
Inside:  (°) (°)  (boobie pic) "Here's looking at you, kid!"
 
2017-11-28 03:52:47 AM  

Kevin72: [...]


Postassium? Really?

Sorry, chemistry nazi ...
 
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