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(BET)   Normally, being pathetic isn't something you want to highlight in yourself. But Eminem isn't normal   ( bet.com) divider line
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2017-11-24 12:02:59 AM  
Marshal, I pains me to say this. You're the greatest rapper ever. You've got Grammys and an Oscar.  You're not Black.  We can rattle off all your awards and street cred, but you're still Lilly-White. You can diss President all you want, but he won't care, because you can't trigger him. All day long, White people give him shiat. If you want to get in his radar, you need to be Brown.
 
2017-11-24 12:06:12 AM  

foo monkey: Marshal, I pains me to say this. You're the greatest rapper ever. You've got Grammys and an Oscar.  You're not Black.  We can rattle off all your awards and street cred, but you're still Lilly-White. You can diss President all you want, but he won't care, because you can't trigger him. All day long, White people give him shiat. If you want to get in his radar, you need to be Brown.


Or female.
 
2017-11-24 12:10:20 AM  
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2017-11-24 12:33:34 AM  

fusillade762: foo monkey: Marshal, I pains me to say this. You're the greatest rapper ever. You've got Grammys and an Oscar.  You're not Black.  We can rattle off all your awards and street cred, but you're still Lilly-White. You can diss President all you want, but he won't care, because you can't trigger him. All day long, White people give him shiat. If you want to get in his radar, you need to be Brown.

Or female.


Preferably both.
 
2017-11-24 02:05:24 AM  

fusillade762: foo monkey: Marshal, I pains me to say this. You're the greatest rapper ever. You've got Grammys and an Oscar.  You're not Black.  We can rattle off all your awards and street cred, but you're still Lilly-White. You can diss President all you want, but he won't care, because you can't trigger him. All day long, White people give him shiat. If you want to get in his radar, you need to be Brown.

Or female.


Or Mexican
 
2017-11-24 02:30:29 AM  
If only people could ignore Trump the way he's ignoring Eminem.
 
2017-11-24 02:32:52 AM  

scalpod: If only people could ignore Trump the way he's ignoring Eminem.


That would be nice, but the shiat Trump does ruins lives, and is making our country unstable, both domestically and abroad.
 
2017-11-24 03:53:04 AM  
Who knew a rapper would be a moron as well?
Maybe it's their repetitive misogynistic idiocy that they attempt to present as "music."
 
2017-11-24 03:55:08 AM  
Never hurts to keep trying.

But yeah, dude, you're lily-white.   He's not gonna jump on the hate train for you.
 
2017-11-24 04:03:43 AM  
I don't get this lily white shiat. Tump goes to war on Twitter with anyone who points out his small dick. Motherfarker can barely think. You saw the recent pic of him reading a script talking to the troops on FaceTime that was offensive to them. Dude's an farking idiot, shyster, con man and if he tried to talk shiat to Eminem the dude walks circles around Trump and he knows it. Trump's ego is too big for that. And I ain't even a fan of Eminem. Sad.
 
2017-11-24 04:12:56 AM  
Trump has seen 8 mile. No way he's going to try to get in a rap battle with Em.
 
2017-11-24 04:13:57 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Trump has seen 8 mile. No way he's going to try to get in a rap battle with Em.


If he did though, Ivwould like to see a recreation of it in animation.
 
2017-11-24 04:38:42 AM  
"Do you like Eminem? I said how does it do it in rap battles, and how do they do in battles with Eminem? He says we do very well, you can't see it. Literally you can't see. It's hard to battle a rapper you can't see, right?"
 
2017-11-24 04:59:52 AM  

fusillade762: foo monkey: Marshal, I pains me to say this. You're the greatest rapper ever. You've got Grammys and an Oscar.  You're not Black.  We can rattle off all your awards and street cred, but you're still Lilly-White. You can diss President all you want, but he won't care, because you can't trigger him. All day long, White people give him shiat. If you want to get in his radar, you need to be Brown.

Or female.


or Rosie O'Donnell
 
2017-11-24 05:29:48 AM  
Because Trump hasn't seen it. Why would he? There is not a single moment in Trump's day where he would be in a position that he would see, hear, watch or read about something that Eminem did.

You want Trump to respond to you? Get invited on Fox & Friends. Drop a line with his aides. Get an assistant to print out an article in put it in front of him. Dominate the media cycle the way all the sexual misconduct allegations have. But throwing down a PSA dis on BET? you might as well yell at Trump from Mars.

He doesn't notice you because you are not within his sphere of media consumption.
 
2017-11-24 05:31:16 AM  

Dancis_Frake: "Do you like Eminem? I said how does it do it in rap battles, and how do they do in battles with Eminem? He says we do very well, you can't see it. Literally you can't see. It's hard to battle a rapper you can't see, right?"


It's got a good beat and you can dance to it? well..not quite.

and in other news, trump has called Diamond and Silk "two fine people".

Even among those he likes, he just cannot bring himself to call black women "ladies". His mind just can't compute it.
 
2017-11-24 05:56:23 AM  
I disagree with the headline.  Highlighting your patheticness is not only normal but a national pasttime.

"Ohh, everyone pity me because I'm gluten-intolerant."

"Woe is me, the world blows because I have Asperger's syndrome."

"I use an iPhone."

etc. etc.
 
2017-11-24 06:30:52 AM  
He probably thought a Twitter feud would be a great way to boost his record sales. Maybe he should have just stuck with making interesting music instead?
 
2017-11-24 06:37:40 AM  
Failing M&M just upset because he wanted "publicity". Sad. DO SOMETHING. Low energy.

There you go donnie, copy pasta.
 
2017-11-24 07:33:52 AM  
I think he responded:

rosebud_the_sled: Who knew a rapper would be a moron as well?
Maybe it's their repetitive misogynistic idiocy that they attempt to present as "music."

 
2017-11-24 07:37:53 AM  
The Slim Shady LP was the record that I hid from my parents.

Yes, I'm starting to feel my age.
 
2017-11-24 07:49:43 AM  
Cypher? I'm old.
 
2017-11-24 08:04:22 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Who knew a rapper would be a moron as well?
Maybe it's their repetitive misogynistic idiocy that they attempt to present as "music."


I'm sort of surprised it took almost ten posts for the first nitwit to pull out the "things I don't like aren't really music because I say so" card.
 
2017-11-24 08:13:51 AM  
Eminem needs to remember he's dealng with an old man who simple minded or basic rich. He would have slow the rap down and only mention the key points for Trump to understand it.  And not make it longer than the word count in a tweet, beyond that it won't get read. However, could pay a staffer to bring it to his attention or Get Fox or  Friends to mention the rap in only F&F fashion using the simplified version. That might get him his response.
 
2017-11-24 08:19:44 AM  
Eh, Eminem thinks Trump might watch BET, or Fox News might report it.   He's old enough that he should know better.
 
2017-11-24 08:20:50 AM  
President Manbaby's people only expose him to things that are complimentary.  I doubt if he knows Eminem, or this song, exists.
 
2017-11-24 08:21:05 AM  

Mister Buttons: Eh, Eminem thinks Trump might watch BET, or Fox News might report it.   He's old enough that he should know better.


BTW, have I told you guys about that awesome slam album against Trump I put out on Univision?
 
2017-11-24 08:25:25 AM  
Maybe it was because the freeform rap was terrible and poorly done?
 
2017-11-24 08:28:33 AM  
Old man yells at older man's brain cloud.
 
2017-11-24 08:29:55 AM  

Mister Buttons: Mister Buttons: Eh, Eminem thinks Trump might watch BET, or Fox News might report it.   He's old enough that he should know better.

BTW, have I told you guys about that awesome slam album against Trump I put out on Univision?


My Spanish is muy por quito, but I watch Univision for the weather forecasts. They are "relevant" to my interests.
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2017-11-24 08:48:13 AM  
The right seems to have cast it's Sauron's eye toward Eminem, this article is all over the deplorable's tweets as if THIS MEANS SOMETHING. Trump idolizes celebrity and isn't going to take Eminem on. When was the last time Trump attacked an A list celebrity? That's what is really going on here.
 
2017-11-24 08:58:18 AM  
I dislike seeing bigotry in myself, but have you ever noticed that <those people>* are always self absorbed, self important douchebags?

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*where <those people> = blue tooth users
 
2017-11-24 09:00:41 AM  

fickenchucker: Maybe it was because the freeform rap was terrible and poorly done?


"Low energy freeform rap. Antiquated rhyme schemes. Would not respond"
 
2017-11-24 09:08:27 AM  
He didn't say anything that deserves a response.

He just rattled off a bunch of crap...  who thinks it deserves a "response" of any kind?
 
2017-11-24 09:19:05 AM  
Scanned that article. It was about that POS trump.

Find the goddamn politics thread.
 
2017-11-24 09:33:25 AM  
Entertainer wants a massive amount of free press, go figure.
 
2017-11-24 09:49:24 AM  
Who?
 
2017-11-24 10:12:30 AM  

DMDmarty: Who?


Donald Trump, he's the president. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. He's been all over the news this year.
 
2017-11-24 10:21:01 AM  

scalpod: If only people could ignore Trump the way he's ignoring Eminem.


they can and do, which is why you don't hear about it.
 
2017-11-24 10:39:14 AM  
My Spanish is muy por quito, but I watch Univision for the weather forecasts. They are "relevant" to my interests.
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I may have to revise my television viewing habits.
 
2017-11-24 10:39:37 AM  

Shaggy_C: He probably thought a Twitter feud would be a great way to boost his record sales. Maybe he should have just stuck with making interesting music instead?


I'm not the biggest fan of Mr Mathers' work, but he's worth $190 million. I suspect it's very possible that he doesn't feel the pressure to create "interesting music" for people like you anymore.
 
2017-11-24 10:57:55 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Shaggy_C: He probably thought a Twitter feud would be a great way to boost his record sales. Maybe he should have just stuck with making interesting music instead?

I'm not the biggest fan of Mr Mathers' work, but he's worth $190 million. I suspect it's very possible that he doesn't feel the pressure to create "interesting music" for people like you anymore.


Or good music period...hadn't really heard anything of his lately, saw that SNL with him performing a few songs mixed together, and it farking sucked.  It was so bad it made all the horrible crap Korn has done since 2007ish sound like good music.
 
2017-11-24 11:18:08 AM  
Only slightly related but when I saw Eminem on SNL last week it looked to me like he's had a facelift. Anyone else think so?
 
2017-11-24 11:27:33 AM  

rubertidom: Only slightly related but when I saw Eminem on SNL last week it looked to me like he's had a facelift. Anyone else think so?


I though he was either on more drugs or quit doing drugs....hard to tell with people like him.
 
2017-11-24 11:39:36 AM  
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2017-11-24 12:07:10 PM  

hashtag.acronym: .....It was so bad it made all the horrible crap Korn has done since 2007ish sound like good music.


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2017-11-24 12:15:01 PM  

foo monkey: Marshal, I pains me to say this. You're the greatest rapper ever. You've got Grammys and an Oscar.  You're not Black.  We can rattle off all your awards and street cred, but you're still Lilly-White. You can diss President all you want, but he won't care, because you can't trigger him. All day long, White people give him shiat. If you want to get in his radar, you need to be Brown.


Or change his last name to Clinton.
 
2017-11-24 12:25:58 PM  
As long as Skylar Grey is with him, he can do whatever he wants.
 
2017-11-24 12:30:49 PM  

BadReligion: scalpod: If only people could ignore Trump the way he's ignoring Eminem.

That would be nice, but the shiat Trump does ruins lives, and is making our country unstable, both domestically and abroad.


Uh, no. He is trying to fix things screwed up by previous administrations.
 
2017-11-24 12:38:25 PM  

skylabdown: He didn't say anything that deserves a response.

He just rattled off a bunch of crap...  who thinks it deserves a "response" of any kind?


You seem to be confused, Donald didn't say anything to Eminem.
 
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